Thursday, July 14, 2005

Christian Slater isn't cutting any deals in his butt-groping case. He hopes that an investigation will get to the bottom of the matter, and he's leaving a plea-bargain behind.


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This is a real headline and story: Brazilian bandits pull off big boob job ... More than 400 breast implants nipped from postal service van


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Conan O'Brien tries to expand his viewer demographic.


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Two teasers for Roll Bounce
  • "In the late '70s, when roller skating was a way of life, X (Bow Wow) and his pals ruled supreme. But when the doors of their local skating rink close, it marks the end of an era and the beginning of another that sees the boys venture into foreign territory -- uptown's Sweetwater Roller Rink, complete with its over-the-top skaters and beautiful girls. Through his preparation for the showdown of the season -- the Roller Jam skate off with the Sweetwater crew -- X manages to find himself and also help his dad (Chi McBride) get back on track."


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Howard Stern: the end may be near: "the radio industry is abuzz with reports that the bawdy talk show host will leave AM-FM radio by Labor Day"


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Guardian Unlimited Film - Animation Quiz


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Jon Stewart talks to the author of 100 People Who are Screwing Up America.




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The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert finds the sound of reporters touting their own hurricane-braving heroism almost deafening.


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The Daily Show's highly acclaimed weather coverage.


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Borowitz: GUANTANAMO TO HOLD REPORTERS ... New York Times's Judith Miller Gitmo Bound
  • "Bowing to congressional critics who have pushed for a shutdown of the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo, the White House today announced that the facility would no longer house enemy combatants but would instead be used to hold reporters who refuse to identify their sources. Vice President Dick Cheney made the announcement, calling the decision to reinvent Guantanamo as a detention center for journalists a 'win-win situation.'”


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'Desperate Housewives' Gets 15 Emmy Nods


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Break out the champagne. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will both appear in the new series of The Simple Life. The pair will shoot their scenes separately as they haven't spoken since April.


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A man was hospitalized after jumping out the passenger window to retrieve his cigarette - at 55 mph


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might have handed out that Darwin award for the day a little early.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't the person have to die to win the Darwin? Hell, I say give it to him anyway.

 

Bus firm takes car poolers to court


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Jennifer Esposito in Crash


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PBS finds its holy grail with Python shows
  • "PBS will be the home for six new Monty Python specials this spring. Each special will focus on a member of the British comedy troupe, mixing new footage with clips from Python movies and the group's television series."


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Crazy nostalgia material: retroCRUSH: "BANANAS GONE WILD!"


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40 Things That Only Happen In Movies


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Today's Darwin award goes to: "I know! I'm going to shoot a bottle rocket from between my ass-cheeks!"


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Those are some nasty looking burns.

 

The first ten minutes of My Date with Drew.
  • "An ordinary guy documents his not-so-ordinary attempts to go on a date with Drew Barrymore."


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A very practical addition to your home vehicle fleet: Turbine jet powered 1991 Toyota. Runs on Jet A fuel (and probably diesel), has no reverse gear, but cruises comfortably at 170mph or so.


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Is it possible that another country has even lower standards for a valid lawsuit than the USA? Tokyo governor sued for saying French "fails as an international language." Damn the varlet for having an opinion and stating it clearly! Sue the bastard!


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Blogger Goose said...

This is like, political correctness on steroids. How long before this mentality invades this country?

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think everybody in the story is stupid.

I could say English fails as an international language because of a discrepancy in the so-called plural inflection "s" or "es":

three dollars
two dollars
one dollar
but zero dollars?

The plural "s" or "es" is technically a "non-singular, discrete and countable" inflection!

Oh no, I've caused irreparable harm to the committee for the society for the department ...

 

'Cooter' Urges Fans to Skip 'Dukes' Movie . Ol' Cooter said that profanity and sexual content in the film make a mockery of the family friendly show. No! Profanity and sexual content? I'll nae abide that, by jingo! Not only that, but I've heard that some of the the characters in the film version speak in complete sentences!


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Family friendly show"? This is the same show that introduced the phenomenon of 'Daisy Dukes' shorts to society - hardly a wholesome, family-oriented occurence! And the guy's name is Cooter - we all know what Cooter is slang for...

 


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