Friday, July 22, 2005

Pamela Anderson says ,"I am NOT getting married. Period."


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Olbermann: "The special prosecutor may be going after Karl Rove and Scooter Libby for making false statements to the prosecutors. In other words: lying."
  • Man, if they're going to go after politicians for lying in public, they better start building a lot more prisons in the D.C. area. My guess is that a prosecution for lying ain't gonna happen. I base this on the theory of legal precedents. Richard Nixon went his entire life without ever telling the truth once - not even by accident - and they never tossed him in the slammer.


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Anonymous Sparks said...

Yeah, just ask President Clinton about that penalty for perjury. ;)

The thing that trips me out is here we have a story about a possibly unethical leak which resulted in possibly sensitive information being published in a news column, with scores of reporters just itching to nail somebody to the wall because of it. So what do these reporters do? Publish dozens of stories every day based on leaked information from an active grand jury investigation! The irony is mind-boggling.

 

More dating tips from Weekly World News: "HOW TO LAND BABES!"


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Now THAT's a mug shot. Looks like Bill Murray on acid.


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The trailer for The Chumscrubber, an ensemble cast dramedy about suburban life. It features some pretty big names, like Ralph Fiennes and Glenn Close. This could be one for the Guinness book - I actually saw Fiennes smile once in the trailer!!!


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The trailer for Yours, Mine and Ours
  • "In this family comedy, single parents Frank (Dennis Quaid) and Helen (Rene Russo) plan to tie the knot... but with 18 children between them trying to sabotage the marriage, they discover that weddings and families can't be built in a day."


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Netdisaster - Destroy the web!


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The first look at the trailer for V For Vendetta
  • "Set against the futuristic landscape of totalitarian Britain, 'V For Vendetta' tells the story of a mild-mannered young woman named Evey (Natalie Portman) who is rescued from a life-and-death situation by a masked vigilante (Hugo Weaving) known only as 'V.' Incomparably charismatic and ferociously skilled in the art of combat and deception, V ignites a revolution when he detonates two London landmarks and takes over the government-controlled airwaves, urging his fellow citizens to rise up against tyranny and oppression. As Evey uncovers the truth about V's mysterious background, she also discovers the truth about herself -- and emerges as his unlikely ally in the culmination of his plot to bring freedom and justice back to a society fraught with cruelty and corruption. Based on the acclaimed graphic novel 'V For Vendetta' by Alan Moore ('The Watchmen,' 'From Hell') and illustrator David Lloyd."


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Tethys, Rings, and Shadows, as seen from Cassini


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Actor Tom Sizemore was ordered Friday to remain in a live-in drug rehabilitation program until he is sentenced in September for violating his probation on drug charges


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P.J. O'Rourke: My E.U. Vacation: "What I learned reading the European constitution on a French beach in the Caribbean."


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The girls of Comic-Con


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Here's the trailer for Waiting, a lowbrow comedy about a Bennigan's-type restaurant, starring Ryan Reynolds


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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky"
  • Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45
  • Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for hookers
  • During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers"
  • Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny



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Conan previews his mismatched buddy cop film which co-stars former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich


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The Daily Show's Ed Helms points out that 'John Roberts' is the standard fake ID name for white teens.


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The Daily Show: "John Roberts. He's nicer than Scalia."


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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry looks at the Supreme Court confirmation hearings


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The Daily Show's Samantha Bee investigates how Arnold Schwarzenegger's cheers have turned to jeers.


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Newsweek's Fareed Zakaria talks with Jon Stewart about recent events in London.


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The Daily Show looks at Saddam's trial and other Iraqi news. "Saddam's a lawyer, and you've GOT to feel bad for the first guy who tried to tell him a lawyer joke."


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Roman Polanski won his libel suit against Vanity Fair magazine over an article that accused him of propositioning a woman while on the way to the funeral of his murdered wife, Sharon Tate.


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A man who enjoyed a romance with Jennifer Aniston 21 years ago is auctioning a love letter she wrote to him


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Too bad he doesn't have a sex tape too. Who cares if she was 15?

 

Two trailers for A Sound of Thunder
  • "Based on a short story by master of science fiction Ray Bradbury, the sci-fi action adventure A Sound of Thunder is set in the future, when time travel is not only possible, it's a lucrative monopoly. It's especially profitable for Charles Hatton (Ben Kingsley), the owner of Time Safari Inc., a travel agency that specializes in escorting wealthy clients on exclusive hunting trips back to the Prehistoric Age. Under the leadership of seasoned scout Dr. Travis Ryer (Ed Burns), participants are permitted to hunt and kill dinosaurs provided they follow a set of strenuous rules. These guidelines are intended to protect the creatures' natural habitats and prevent time travelers from impacting the course of evolution. When an expedition is compromised and the rules are broken, the hunters return to the future...and discover the world is a markedly different place than it was when they left. As 'time waves' ripple from the Prehistoric past through the present to the uncharted future, Ryer teams up with Sonia Rand (Catherine McCormack), the inventor of the time travel technology, to unravel the mystery behind the catastrophic historical changes that are threatening to erase humanity from existence."


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Here is the promo piece for Rob Cohen's Stealth (from Comic-Con)


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Here's the trailer for Walk the Line, the Johnny Cash biopic starring Joaquin Phoenix.


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The trailer for Thumbsucker.
  • Winner, Special Jury Prize for Acting (Lou Pucci), Sundance Film Festival 2005. Winner, Silver Bear for Best Actor (Lou Pucci), Berlin International Film Festival 2005. It's not easy growing up, no matter what age you are ... Justin Cobb (Lou Pucci) still sucks his thumb at 17. He wants to stop and knows that his thumbsucking is disrupting his family, his love life and his identity. The only thing that changes his behavior is hypnosis therapy administered by his "guru" orthodontist. But while Justin felt this would solve all his problems and he would finally be "normal," his troubles were really just beginning. Thumbsucking was only a symptom of a deep-seated fear: that he and his father aren't good enough for his mother, and that she would leave them. Thumbsucking was the only way to soothe this fear. Once that is gone Justin spirals into manic behavior, is diagnosed with ADHD and put on Ritalin, which becomes a substitute for his thumb. When the high of the prescription drugs and a newfound success at school crash, Justin turns to pot and sex to replace his thumb. His father Mike (Vincent D'Onofrio) is himself shadowed by the sad twists of youth: a broken college football career apparently sidelined by a knee injury. In many ways Mike feels like a teenager, yet he finds himself in his early 40s with his eldest son still sucking his thumb as he's heading to college and his wife seeming to drift away. Mike hides his fears and disappointments with tough behavior - but that trick is running dry. He is growing out of the lies and denials that got him from college to the present. Did he ever really want to be a jock? Is that a false self that he has hidden in for all these years and doesn’t know how to evolve out of? His wife Audrey (Tilda Swinton) wonders how she could possibly be "grown up" with a son going to college. She seems to be asking "How did I get here?" and "Is this all there is?" In her early 40s, she is, like Justin, struggling to find out who she is and to accept her shortcomings. As a mother she knows that she doesn't have all the answers to Justin's troubles, and that she is sometimes too busy dealing with her own doubts to help him. Audrey hides from these realities through an obsession with a TV heartthrob, Matt Schraam (Benjamin Bratt), whose TV character seems to have all the neat answers, but his real drug addicted self reveals messier truths to both her and Justin. Little brother Joel (Chase Offerle) is mostly oblivious to the family's dynamics, and thinks his troubled older brother is embarrassing. Joel provides comic relief with his lack of doubt in a family full of questions, yet his strong-mindedness may be misunderstood. Justin turns to others outside his family to help. His New Age orthodontist, Perry Lyman (Keanu Reeves), seems to mirror Justin's ups and downs. They both try on different personas that hide their doubts and fears. Perry transforms into an EST/FORUM-style high achiever before winding up a washed-up mess who stops looking for disguises and easy answers, finding a strange kind of happiness in the process. At school, Mr. Geary (Vince Vaughn), Justin's debate coach, initially tries to help. His alternately dominating and cripplingly insecure behavior is revealed as he attempts to live his life through his students. Striving to act as a peer to Justin, Mr. Geary eventually finds that he can no longer control him when Justin reaps great success, and their relationship crumbles. Justin's heart belongs to another pretender, Rebecca (Kelli Garner) who masks her insecurities about sex and relationships behind a cool demeanor. She seems adult beyond her years, but Justin learns the hard way that she is not able to face her fears. "Thumbsucker" is an honest and funny look at the struggles of people who feel deeply flawed, both those in youth and middle age. They yearn to be anything but their real selves with their real fears and doubts. Instead, they want to be "normal." They look for magic answers to fix themselves – only to realize that they can't be someone else, that "normal" does not exist, and that their flaws are what make them human and loveable.


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The trailer for Junebug
  • "When Madeleine (Embeth Davidtz), a British-born dealer in regional, 'outsider' art, travels from Chicago to North Carolina to pursue a local painter for her gallery, she and her brand-new, younger husband George (Alessandro Nivola) extend the trip to include an introduction to his family: his prickly mother Peg (Celia Weston); his taciturn father Eugene (Scott Wilson); his angry younger brother Johnny (Benjamin McKenzie), who has always suffered in the shadow of his over-achieving brother; and Johnny's very pregnant and innocently garrulous wife Ashley (Amy Adams). Madeleine confronts the difficulty of these two cultures colliding, and discovers the tumultuous outcome as these separate ways of life must coexist.
    Although Ashley immediately takes to the sophisticated Madeleine and embraces her as a sister, the other members of George's family, especially his mother, are less than receptive. With George falling into his old routine of spending time alone, Madeleine relies almost entirely on Ashley to help her navigate the family dinners, Church meetings, and Ashley's baby shower, all while desperately trying to close the deal on the artist. Tensions mount when Ashley goes into labor and each family member's priorities, Madeleine's included, are confronted."


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The trailer for Get Rich or Die Tryin', the urban drama starring 50 Cent


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URL says it all: MiniMe.com


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The top 10 web fads of all time


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Bo Derek in Bolero


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A bit of sadness in 80s nostalgia - Lord Alfred Hayes passes away


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