Sunday, July 24, 2005

"CHARLOTTE Church released an unexpected hit single - as she accidently flashed a boob on holiday." Yeah, yeah, but where is the picture, dammit?


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Anonymous Simey said...

I've just seen the picture on Page 3 (where else?). It's nothing special; she's lying topless on her front on a sunlounger, and on one of the pictures she has lifted up slightly, so you can just see the side of the boob, with nipple. A bit too blurry, and nowhere near a full frontal. She's also lying next to her boyfriend. You're not missing a lot.

 

Worstest Album Covers Ever, part III


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The origins of Expressions & Sayings


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Bad News Bears, as reviewed by the dean of all film critics, Filthy.
  • "It's one of the great tragic stories, really. Right up there with Beowulf and Richie Rich."


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Film Jerk's Early Report for July 24


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"SWIFT BOAT VETS MISS ATTACKING KERRY" Life Without Negative Ads Devoid of Meaning, Vets Complain


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Tour de Lance: Last sip of Champagne


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You think clowns are scary now? Wait until you see a Russian clown!


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Here's a new site for baseball nuts: This Great Game. I enjoyed reading their annual summaries, but I wish they went back beyond 1900.


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Drive-in theaters are making a comeback in Texas. Texas peaked with 388 drive-ins in 1955, and now has only 18. Their resurgence could turn Joe Bob Briggs into the Roger Ebert of tomorrow.


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A Weird Al classic - Amish Paradise Music Video


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very funny stuff.

 

Top three hold their places at the Weekend Box Office - July 22-24, 2005
  • I've never seen a week in which the new releases were so thoroughly rejected by the public. I had suggested earlier this week that Weekend Warrior's predictions for new releases might be light. Boy, was that wrong! They were actually too high.
  • The week's major disappointment was Michael Bay's $122 million The Island, which has two attractive and competent stars and received respectable reviews. It opened with $12 million - a disaster of Alexander proportions. What went wrong? Well, I don't know but I talked to my youngest son on Wednesday and asked him if he was going to The Island. His answer? "What's that?" When I told him, he thought it sounded pretty good. He pays for 2-3 movies a week, so I have to think the marketing for that movie was way off.
  • Let me just mention in passing that Michael Bay seems to be collecting on the bad karma he earned by not allowing Scarlett Johansson to show her breasts in this movie, even though she wanted to.
  • The other two big releases were really no stronger. Bad News Bears and The Devil's Rejects pulled in about the same revenues per screen as The Island.
  • Some of the smaller newcomers to the Top 10 did OK. Hustle and Flow had solid numbers (#2 in revenues per screen) on a thousand screens, and that penguin thing again performed quite well, this time on 700 screens.
  • Wedding Crashers was the big success story. It dropped only 23% from last weekend, which would be good for any period, but is extremely impressive this week, because overall revenues for the top twelve films dropped 15% from last week. That means that Wedding Crashers almost held its share, dropping only two points - from 22% of the aggregate last week to 20% this week.




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Some Vets Condemn 'Wedding Crashers' Website. (They object to the fake cut-out Purple Heart)


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Kelly Lynch in Warm Summer Rain


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Israeli technology firm Blue Security has set up a scheme to batter spam websites with thousands of complaints.


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Penn & Teller say Bullshit! to conspiracy theories.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old'd.

Way old'd.

 

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