Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Man Charged With Having Sex With His Wife
  • A 22-year-old man faces criminal charges in Nebraska for having sex with an underage 13-year-old girl, although he legally married her in Kansas after she became pregnant. "The idea ... is repugnant to me," said Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning. "These people made the decision to send their ... 14-year-old daughter to Kansas to marry a pedophile."
    He said the marriage is valid, thanks to the "ridiculous" Kansas law
  • Thank God we live in a country where people can ignore laws from other states that they find ridiculous!


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Here are both trailers for Uwe Boll's BloodRayne
  • "Similar to the popular video game, the film is based on a sexy, supernatural huntress named BloodRayne (Loken), who is an unholy breed of human and vampire. She is an explosive force with gymnastic dexterity and has an intense lust for blood and action. Trained by a secret agency called the Brimstone Society which hunts down and eliminates supernatural threats around the globe, BloodRayne is confronted by the deadliest of all creatures, the powerful and evil Kagan, King of the Vampires (Kingsley). Davis portrays Sebastian and Madsen is Vladimir, two of the greatest vampire hunters. Rodriguez plays Katarin, who runs the local Brimstone Society chapter."


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The trailer for The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio
  • "Based on a true story, 'The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio' stars four-time Academy Award nominee Julianne Moore ('Far From Heaven,' 'The Hours,' 'The End of the Affair,' 'Boogie Nights'), Oscar nominee Woody Harrelson ('The People vs. Larry Flynt') and Oscar nominee Laura Dern ('Rambling Rose,' 'We Don't Live Here Anymore') in the story of a woman who defies the odds to keep a roof over her family's heads. Evelyn Ryan (Julianne Moore) is a devoted housewife and mother of ten in the 1950s. Her husband (Woody Harrelson) can't seem to make ends meet, but that doesn't stop the car from breaking down, the mortgage coming due and the bills from piling up. It falls to Evelyn to defy the conventions of the day and find a way to keep her family together with the odds stacked against them. Applying her remarkable resourcefulness and an uncommon wit, Evelyn finds her own way in the profitable jingle contests popular in the 1950s and '60s."


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Weekly World News fantasizes about: DONALD RUMSFELD IN A SPEEDO


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This is old, but people keep bringing it up as if it were true. Snopes: Is there any truth to the famous gerbil in the ass story?


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Urban Legends Reference Pages: 2004 Darwin Awards. Turns out they are almost all fictional!


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Border XXX-ings. "There is no governmental report more highly anticipated (at least by TSG) than the quarterly list of 'Admissible and Prohibited Titles' prepared by Canada's Border Services Agency. "


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The Aristocrats is fast becoming this summer's controversial movie because of only one thing -- a really, really, really dirty joke.


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Michael Bay reflects on The Island's weak opening.


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The trailer for Football Days
  • "Six friends, talentless and unfit, form a seven-a-side football team. They call themselves Brazil. They plan to play soccer until they win. This is a comedy of delusion, of the survival of the unfittest in the face of humiliation and inevitable defeat. On and off the pitch their movements are the same shuffling, stumbling then staggering, the pratfalls of endearing losers. Their most formidable opponents, of course, are the women they love but can't stand - demanding wives and girlfriends. Sexual adventures give way to prosaic thirty-something coupledom. A feel-good movie; a hilarious buddy comedy, with a little football and sex thrown in!"


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Essays on Popeye - Lessons in Christianity


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Jon Stewart talks to conservative Senator Rick Santorum


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The Daily Show's senior cycling analyst Rob Corddry assures Americans they never need care about cycling again.


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Borowitz: WHITE HOUSE SEEKS CONSERVATIVE TO REPLACE LANCE ARMSTRONG ... Could Shift U.S. Cycling to the Right, Democrats Fear
  • Personally, I think they should fear a move from training to faith-based cycling.


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Mindy McCready remains hospitalized in Florida after what was described as a suicide attempt last Friday.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm from Tennessee and the reason she is in the nuthouse in Fl. is that, otherwise, she would have been in jail in Nashville yesterday. She had a court appearence for revocation of her parole yesterday, but since she is now "crazy", she didn't have to appear. The judge in the case is pissed, not a good thing to make a judge.

 

The Weekend Warrior makes his box office predictions for the upcoming weekend. He thinks Stealth will sneak into #1, and predicts that Wedding Crashers will hold on to the #2 spot because Wonka will drop from #1 to #3. That makes sense to me. I think Disney's Sky High will probably do better than he predicted, but maybe not so much better.


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Hyperion: Sponge Moon of Saturn


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"More than 100 Santa Clauses and their little helpers danced, bellowed ho-hos and raced up a rapidly melting hill made of snow Monday at the annual World Santa Claus Congress."


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Letterman's "Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming"
  • I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
  • Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone
  • Keep plenty of Bud on ice



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"A rash that appeared on Katie Holmes' mouth was reportedly caused by a Scientology ritual." A church spokesman said: "Whatever is on Katie's face has nothing to do with us."


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Jessica Simpson has revealed her new film will be called Major Movie Star. She will play an actress who has hit rock bottom and enlists in the Marine reserve.


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"Graham Norton has revealed how he nearly had a slanging match with Angelina Jolie." Not being conversant with this particular English expression, I thought the article would be far better than it actually was.


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The Daily Show catches up on the Tour de Lance


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Only in California. Inmate sues over finger in veggie meal. According to his lawyer: "He suffered mental and physical injuries because of it BEACUSE MR. ROCHA IS A VEGETARIAN." I guess there'd be no hard feelings if he were a a carnivore.


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Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment. A Russian police spokesman said they would solve the case by looking for clues inside those nested dolls.


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The Last Will and Testament of Michael Bay.
  • "I GIVE AND BEQUEST to Ewan McGregor the career of Lorenzo Lamas and to Scarlett Johansson the career of Cheryl Ladd, because that's who the SciFi channel would have cast in this movie if they had ruined the script before I did."


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Celine Dion got airtime on the radio because her label gave away prizes to radio stations.


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Conan O'Brien learns about scientology from Mayor McCheese


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