Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Mike Tyson, porn star?


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Here's a scene you may have missed in Goodfellas


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Katherine Harris Asserts That Newspapers Doctored Photos to Distort Her Makeup
  • I take comfort in living in a country in which newspaper staffers have nothing better to do with their time.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You live in a country where the premier newspaper has reporters making up news to meet p.c. standards so why is it so hard to believe they wouldn't vilify someone they want to discredit?

 


Anonymous KGB said...

Don't forget the "darkened" OJ cover from 1994, when he was busted for murder. And some friends of mine remember a "People" magazine cover from 1984, featuring a photo of the late Ricky Nelson tinted whiter to make him look corpselike.

Of course they would discredit her that way...but nobody really cares. Her complaint just makes her seem petty and self-important.

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

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I think you missed my point.

I wasn't implying that they didn't do it.

(Although if they did do it, it's downright dumb, because it makes no sense to doctor photos of anyone. No matter how beautiful a person is, you can find unflattering photos of them. You can find photos that make Jessica Alba and Brad Pitt look ugly and distorted. You just need to look for the right combination of bad light and odd facial expression ...)

 

John Bolton Recess Appointment: President Unilaterally Installs Ambassador John Bolton to Kick Off Diplomatic New Era of United Nations Castration - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Weekly World News picks the WORLD'S MOST BIZARRE SEXUAL PRACTICES!


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'Teen People' selects the young and the powerful in Hollywood. Ashton Kutcher tops the list.


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Corpse Walks Away During Drama on Live TV. Contrary to the rumor, it was not Peter Lorre, and the show was not Casino Royale, but it occurred on the same anthology series, albeit two weeks earlier, and to a bit player named Tristam Coffin (!!)


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The Smoking Gun has Jimi's Army file


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Radio jock Howard Stern in TV pact with In Demand, Satan. "In Demand Network on Wednesday said it has a three-year exclusive deal to begin airing a televised version of popular shock jock Howard Stern's ribald radio show on one of its video-on-demand channels starting later this year. "


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Who would have thought this fifteen years ago? Fat asses are chic!


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The David Hasselhoff Compendium! Games, posters, parodies, and all things Hasselhoff.


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"I'm Dave Chappelle, and I love internet porn."


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"Stiller and Wilson returning for Zoolander 2"


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The new Hootie and the Blowfish album is streaming free online. Hey, I know, but the price is good.


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Martha Stewart nabbed in daring jailbreak! As we speak, Oliver Stone is capturing the story in the script for Natural Born Killers 2. (She attended a yoga class while she was supposed to be on home confinement.)


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Air quality officials in the San Joaquin Valley are blaming cow farts for the worst smog levels in the United States


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Conan demonstrates how Palmeiro may have taken steroids by accident.


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The trailer for A Good Woman, "an elegant and witty romantic comedy based on Oscar Wilde's classic play, Lady Windermere's Fan." It stars Scarlett Johansson, Helen Hunt, and Tom Wilkinson.


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Oldest known Bible to go online as soon as Cher learns how to use a scanner. You don't believe that the Bible was written by God? Cher has an autographed copy!


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pen tricks (nifty pencil tricks) - video


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Borowitz: DVD PLAYER ONBOARD SHUTTLE FAILS .... Astronauts Notice Flaw During Ocean's Eleven


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised you keep linking to this guy. He's the poster boy for unfunny hacks that inexplicably manage to sustain a column/Web page. At least choose something slightly more upscale like "The Onion" if you insist on linking to weak news parodies.

 

Suggestion of the Day: Don't Marry Baretta. Evidence in his civil trial shows that he also sought to have his first wife murdered.


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Daily Show: "Bush turned the spotlight Bolton's positive characteristics. For example, he was born of humans."


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"Senator Joe Biden tells Jon Stewart about some of the ker-azy things that happen when the Senate goes on vacation."


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"The Daily Show's Senior World-Government Correspondent Rob Corddry reports amid the boos at the U.N."


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Gallup Election 2008: McCain and Giuliani about even, both would beat Hillary 50-45 if election held today.


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Erotic mind control hypnosis!


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Cast memnber says: "Chappelle's Show is over, man. Done"


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Scientists for the first time have cloned a dog. (With picture of the dog and his clone.)


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Back to school special: What's the origin of "sophomore"?


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Reebok-Adidas merger a blockbuster


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Boy Scout Jamboree: President Bush's Remarks to Surviving Attendees of Annual Boy Scout Paramilitary Jesus Jamboree & Super Sausage Hang - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Urban Legend: A private citizen paid over $100,000 to run a full-page ad in the Washington Post defining himself and his Republican values. --- Status: TRUE


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That's great. I agree with him completely. It seems at times, these days, being a republican is worse than being a terrorist.

 

Scuze me while I kiss this guy ... Jimi Hendrix played gay to get out of the Army


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Robert Rodriquez discusses "Grind House", his joint project with Tarantino


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"the script for Indiana Jones 4 has been approved by Lucas, Spielberg, and Harrison Ford"


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The Top Ten Movie Geeks


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It's never too early to start thinking about Halloween. If you stick flashlights under or on the sides of your saline implants they don't exactly glow but they do light up and cast an eerie glow like The Great Pumpkin.


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Melinda of Real World sorta naked kinda


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The trailer for The Business
  • "The Business,' directed by 'The Football Factory' helmer Nick Love is a story of passion, crime and friendships tested to the limit. Set in the Thatcher era with the cool sounds of the 80's, 'The Business' is an action packed gangster flick set in Spain's sun drenched costa del crime. Frankie (Danny Dyer), is on the run from the high-rise's of South London to a new life in Malaga with nothing but a tin stuffed full of cash. Having no idea that this delivery of cash to super-suave playboy and ex-con, Charlie (Tamer Hassan), will change his life forever, he soon becomes one of the gang, and finds himself drawn into a flamboyant and violent world of organised crime."


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The trailer and a clip from Don't Come Knocking
  • Looks like arthouse stuff. Wim Wenders directed from a Sam Shepherd script. The cast is : Jessica Lange, Sam Shepard, Tim Roth, Sarah Polley, Fairuza Balk, Eva Marie Saint.
  • "During production on his latest movie, an aging cowboy star (Sam Shepard) walks away from the set and heads out on a journey of self-discovery."
  • And I think we all know how painful that can be.


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Thirteen clips from The Dukes of Hazzard


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FILMS: Why is nobody going to 'Murderball'?


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe is has to do with the movie being called MURDERBALL having something to do with it.

It sounds appealing to me.....

Or maybe people just think it's the sequel to Rollerball. Hehe.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe is has to do with the movie being called MURDERBALL having something to do with it.

It sounds appealing to me.....

Or maybe people just think it's the sequel to Rollerball. Hehe.

 

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Questions Snopes cannot answer.


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Recycling astronaut urine - "This is whiz-bang technology, with an emphasis on the whiz."


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Hacking Elevators


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This is for real: Soon to be published: Marlon Brando's novel about an overweight pirate.


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After filing bankruptcy, ATKINS INTRODUCES LOW-CASH DIET ... Free Ketchup, Mustard Packets Dominate New Weight-loss Program


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Eminem has a list of demands for his upcoming tour in the U.K.


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