Monday, August 08, 2005

ANNOYING MINISUB STUCK AGAIN ... My Bad, Says Russian Captain


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The first 8 minutes Dirty Deeds.
  • "An 'American Pie'-like teen comedy in which a high school senior tries to become the first student ever to complete the Dirty Deeds, an outrageous series of challenges that must be completed between dusk and dawn on the Friday night of Homecoming Weekend."


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Here is the trailer for a new horror flick called Spirit Trap
  • "Four young students move into an old unoccupied mansion. Tom is a smart and cocky drug dealer, and Adele is his feisty and sexual girlfriend. Jenny is a good-natured girl with clairvoyant powers, and Nick is a kind and sensitive art student. Inside, the four students meet their fifth housemate, Tina, a beautiful, exotic and mysterious girl. Strange things start to happen when Nick gets an old Russian Spirit Clock working again. Mobile phones stop working. They hear mysterious noises and Jenny begins to see things in the house --shadows of torches on the walls and an angry mob in Edwardian clothes that nails a man to the floor. The living nightmare deepens as Jenny, Nick and Tina try to escape the house but are transported back inside the moment they step out. The spirits pit the students against each other as we discover the dark secrets of their pasts. The boundary between the real world and the afterlife are no longer clear and as time runs out, they must find a way to escape and avoid being trapped with the spirits forever."


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Remember Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey? Here's what the Jackster is up to these days.


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Broken Flowers, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic


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"TWO teenage lads have been ordered home from a school trip to Geneva after being caught in a brothel" Senior trips seem to have improved a lot since my day. I think we went to McDonald's.


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NY Candidate To Employ Exotic Dancers At Fundraiser Now THAT'S a fundraiser.


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City council candidate in North Carolina has dropped out of the race -- after a newspaper reported that he posted thousands of messages on a racist Web site. One posting referred to blacks as 'rabid beasts.' He dropped out to run for the Senate instead.


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"Police shut down Frog's bar after witnessing two nude women wrestling in a swimming pool filled with spaghetti noodles."


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Sis, boom, busted - Cheerleaders fight crime


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Submitter asks: It this really a good picture of Ashlee Simpson, or is it just a really good Photoshop job?


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Jennifer Love Hewitt Downblouse


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Anonymous KGB said...

That's nothing. Check out Scarlett Joh's entire right tit at this url:

http://www.celebnipshots.com/modules/myalbum/photo.php?lid=931&cid=229

Juicy!

 


Blogger Drunken5yearold said...

That's not Scarlett.

 


Anonymous KGB said...

Dang, I think maybe you're right. The nose is different.

But it's still a free titty shot...:)

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a poster on the Voyeurweb, I have a few of her pictures saved. Not the only picture in which she bears a resemblance to Ms Johannsen

 

The Girls of Wedding Crashers


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The Smoking Gun unearths: White House "Lost In Space" Scenarios


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Madden '06 comes out tonight. Philadelphia quarterback Donovan McNabb is this year's "cursed" cover subject.


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Don't know if this source is reliable, but ... "Angelina Jolie is rumoured to be expecting Brad Pitt's baby." "Sources close to the smitten couple claim the 'Tomb Raider' star moved into hunky Brad's Malibu mansion last month because she is pregnant with his child."


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Iowahawk: Bush Country Faces Grim Shortages of Latte, Galleries. The real reason the media is whinning about Bush going on vaction all the time, is that they loath and detest Crawford. The summer season is known amongst them as the annual death march.


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No link here. I just though I'd share this letter with you:

"Hi Uncle Scoopy,

I went to see Broken Flowers at the movies yesterday. Full frontal of Alexis Dziena - WOW!! I mean WOW!!!! Full rear too. Can't wait for movie to come out on DVD now :-)"

  • Scoop's note: Broken Flowers is the new Jim Jarmusch movie starring Bill Murray as a depressive midlifer who tries to figure it all out by visiting four of his ex-lovers. It was released last Friday in a very limited number of theaters, but got generally excellent reviews. Rotten Tomatoes has 87 reviews on file - which seems like a lot for a film that is only on 27 screens in the entire USA - and they are 87% positive. I haven't seen it.


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Thank God - a romantic ghost movie! I thought we would never see one again. Well, maybe "thought" wasn't the right verb. The trailers for Just Like Heaven
  • "When David (Mark Ruffalo) sublet his quaint San Francisco apartment, the last thing he expected—or wanted—was a roommate. He had only begun to make a complete mess of the place when a pretty young woman named Elizabeth (Reese Witherspoon) suddenly shows up, adamantly insisting the apartment is hers. David assumes there’s been a giant misunderstanding…until Elizabeth disappears as mysteriously as she appeared. Changing the locks does nothing to deter Elizabeth, who begins to appear and disappear at will—mostly to rebuke David for his personal living habits in her apartment. Convinced that she is a ghost, David tries to help Elizabeth cross over to the “other side.” But while Elizabeth has discovered she does have a distinctly ethereal quality—she can walk through walls—she is equally convinced that she is somehow still alive and isn’t crossing over anywhere. As Elizabeth and David search for the truth about who Elizabeth is and how she came to be in her present state, their relationship deepens into love. Unfortunately, they have very little time before their prospects for a future together permanently fade away."


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Here are the trailers for Tom-Yum-Goong .
  • Oh yeah! This Thai film is high on my must-see list. Check this out: "A young martial arts master must go from Thailand to Australia to retrieve his beloved stolen elephants from the Mafia! With the help of a Thai-born Australian detective, Kham must take on all comers, including a gang led by an evil woman and her two deadly bodyguards."
  • I don't think the Australian Mafia works that much like the one in America. America has been falling behind since Tony Soprano told the Don, "I ain't stealin' no fuckin' elephants." And yet, what a missed opportunity to expand their enterprise!
  • I wonder where you hide stolen elephants in Sydney? And I wonder how you fence them? I don't think you can just take an elephant to a pawn shop, except maybe in Perth. Or maybe they don't fence them - maybe they just keep the elephants and ride them around town instead of limos. Now that would impress a rival gang leader!


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No humor here, but a very interesting science article: Very Old Eggs Reveal A Fast, Changing Path Through Evolution


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Florida bans sex offenders from hurricane shelters. I guess the idea behind it sounds OK, but doesn't this mean that in the mad rush to get people into hurricane shelters there will have to be some kind of new ID and computerized cross-checking process? Won't that slow down the process of getting people securely inside? If I am standing wet and wind-blown outside the shelter, how the hell do they know if I'm a perve? You mean I get to stay outside until they check my ID on their computers? I hope the fuckin' hurricane hasn't knocked out their power!


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'Three Stooges' Action Lands Boy in Court. Nyuk, nyuk. He will have to serve his sentence in ... Niagara Falls ...


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