Sunday, August 14, 2005

Borowitz: BUSH REFUSES TO SET TIMETABLE FOR WITHDRAWAL FROM CRAWFORD ... Early End to Vacation Would Send Terrible Signal, President Says
  • At the White House, spokesman Scott McClellan defended the president’s decision to remain in Crawford indefinitely: “President Bush deserves August off, especially when you consider how many summers he had to go to school.”


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Some new alleged pre-implant pics of Demi Moore have just surfaced on the 'net


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was so much more attractive with regular sized breasts. The shoot reminds me of the "cutie nudies" from vintage erotica days.

 

Say it ain't so, Joe. Paris Hilton has split with her teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell. "The miniature mutt has been callously replaced with a smaller version called Bambi."


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Victoria Beckham says 'I have never read a book' ... an astounding claim since she and her husband have each written autobiographies. I guess it's pretty safe for Becks to say whatever he wants to say in his next memoir. It'll be like making fun of the Amish on the internet - no chance she'll ever see it.


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Russell Crowe's "phone bill" - six million dollars. Hey, Crowe, come and throw a phone at me, dude. I'll let you do it for half price.


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Italian archaeologists believe they are on the verge of finding the ancient ships downed in the battle of the Aegates Islands more than 2 000 years ago


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The Elvis and Jack Nicklaus mysteries


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A judge has extended a ban on the sale and distribution of a home-made sex video starring Colin Farrell and his ex-girlfriend.


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"ESPN to air duck calling " Refer to Dodgeball for comments.


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Four Brothers takes the Weekend Box Office - Aug. 12-14
  • Bigalow turns out to be a Deuce Bag.
  • Penguins hold tight
  • Broken Flowers, The Great Raid, and The Aristocrats show life in limited distribution



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Elephant throws out first pitch. Either that or Rich Garces is making a comeback.


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Kobayashi does it again. The Japanese hot dog eating champion is now the dumpling king as well.


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Americans dump cow shit on Canada. If the spill heads into Lake Ontario, the Canadian government is planning to re-route it to Hamilton, where cow shit is considered an air freshener.


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