Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Weekly World News claims: Hookers are selling gift certificates.


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Here is the trailer for No Direction Home, the Bob Dylan documentary from Martin Scorsese.


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Here are all the original Simpson shorts from the Tracey Ullman show.


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"Union officials are meeting with managers from the Bank of Scotland to discuss an escalating row over the use of vegetables as motivational tools."


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Sheep thieves make their getaway in a taxi. They were going to hitchhike, but nobody stopped. The steep taxi bill really cut into their sheep-thievin' profits.


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Lions at a safari park in the north of England are prowling after Smart cars, in the apparent belief that the boxy little two-seat European city cars are worthy prey.


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The Daily Show looks at the Cindy Sheehan saga


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The Daily Show asks "How did Iraq fail to resolve two millennia of religious, ethnic and cultural hatred in seven months?"


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The trailer from The Cave
  • "Deep in the Romanian forest, a team of scientists stumbles upon the ruins of a 13th century Abbey. On further inspection, they make a startling discovery - the Abbey is built over the entrance to a giant underground cave system. Local biologists believe the cave could be home to an undiscovered eco-system, so they hire a group of American cave-explorers to help them investigate its depths. Jack (Cole Hauser) and his brother Tyler (Eddie Cibrian) are thrill-seeking professional cave explorers who run a team of the top divers in the world. They arrive in Romania with all the latest equipment, including a new type of scuba tank allowing a diver to remain submerged for up to 24 hours. The crack unit, which also includes Charlie (Piper Perabo) and Buchanan (Morris Chestnut), immediately begin their exploration. But what they find deep inside the caves is not just a new eco-system, but an entirely new species altogether..."


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Walken Presidential Bid is a hoax


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Blogger Goose said...

That totally bums me out. I was really looking forward to the Presidential debates between Walken and Hillary. That would have been gold you understand? Gold! Think about his character in "Pulp Fiction" or "Envy." Then picture him behind the podium... Absolute gold.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restaurant like Mendys. Not soup in a coffee shop!

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it Roundtine.

 

"Kelly Brook has been voted the celebrity with the best real breasts in a new U.K. poll."


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Oh, the beautiful and fragile balance of nature ... Praying Mantis Eats a Hummingbird


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