Saturday, August 27, 2005

Speaking of Mohawks, Mr T will return as Clubber Lang in Rocky 6


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Natalie Portman Mohawk Pictures. She pities the foo' who doesn't appreciate a mohawk.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever did that to her should be fucking shot!

 

NPR talkes to the founder of snopes.com about debunking myths in cyberspace


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The worst tattoos ever.


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worst speling ever....

 

An astounding hoax perpetrated on Carbondale, Illinois


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Anonymous sparks said...

Once again, if a story involves people pissed off at Bush, there's no need to actually check if it's true.

 


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This will probably affect former student editor Brenner's career. He will be hired as the new anchor for CBS Nightly News.

 

Dutch authorities are investigating plans by the producers of the 'Big Brother' reality television show to include a pregnant contestant who will give birth on the show


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"Kitten huffing is a great alternative to normal street drugs and vitamins. It is well known that ingesting kittens has its side effects, so please, don't huff more than two or three a day."


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Crowe tells his side of the phone-rage story.
  • The latest is that Crowe may not be "off the hook" on criminal charges. Apparently there is an election going on in NYC, and district attorney is an elective office, so the challenger has made it a "soft on crime" issue, with her spokesman saying, "Celebrities should not be able to buy their way out of a crime."
  • What is the world coming to? If a celebrity can't get away with acting out of control, then what the hell good is it to be a celebrity in the first place? We have no king, so America must retain the Divine Right of Celebrities.
  • I'm sure Crowe can get off if he can get the trial moved to L.A., where they are more experienced at freeing criminal celebrities.


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Save The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from extinction.
  • At last, a cause where I can see myself as the celebrity spokesman.
  • This could also be my entrée en matière into the world of Japanese octopus porn. Whatever that means. It probably means "cheese that smells like foot-stink," but French expressions just sound cool.
  • Anyway, who would have thought that octopus porn could take place hundreds of feet in the air? Imagine the haunting, yet acrobatic tree-top sex scenes Ang Lee could create for Crouching Octopus.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool

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Important celebrity penis news: Keith admits he doesn't know the size of Mick's tallywacker.


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Pythonesque headline of the day: Charges Dropped Against Raging Grannies


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Gangs of 'Keep Left' signs to follow.

 

Disney World In Mourning After Goofy Suffers Heat-Stroke, Dies. " How were we to know he was having a heat-stroke? We just thought, you know, he was being Goofy!”


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn that was some funny shit..

 

Internet rumor leads to confusion of Tom Cruise reality and satire. Yeah, like there's a difference.
  • Step 1: Back on July 3, an internet satire site (linked above) printed this faux interview with Tom Cruise "'I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses."
  • Step 2: I'm not sure why, but somehow a UK tabloid named The Daily Record printed it this week as if it were real.
  • The article had obviously been written with tongue deep in cheek, with Tom claiming at one point that Brooke Shields was Freud's lover in a previous life, but he's said a lot of strange things lately, and the teachings of Scientology always seem bizarre to outsiders anyway, so the mock interview blurred reality just enough to fool people.


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I AM CHAZZ - the home page of Chazz Reingold (That is the fictional character played by Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers)


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I like this site..dc style

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R.I.P for VHS tapes, dead at 29. "When "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" comes to home video on Nov. 1, it will be available only on DVD."


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Tom Cruise Dressed Up As Dorothy From The Wizard Of OZ


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More of "Gotcha" - the Asian show where the guy pulls off random women's blouses.


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Adult publisher takes action against Google


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