Monday, August 29, 2005

Notorious worm author did it for the money.


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Arctic likely to have ice-free summers within a century. And Buffalo may have one within two centuries.


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The Smoking Gun: NYPD's Secret Hip-Hop Dossier


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Some stills from Saw II, featuring Marky Mark's brother Donny Don. Huh? A movie starring Donny Wahlberg is getting a theatrical release? Does that sound right?


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's happened before. Donny was the gunman in "The Sixth Sense."

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Anonymous Green Arrow said...

Donnie Wahlberg proved himself in Band of Brothers. It's just a shame he doesn't get more work.

 

Havoc will be released on DVD November 29th. The studio will bypass the theaters and take the film straight to disc. There will be two versions - R-rated 86 minutes, and unrated 94 minutes. The film is most newsworthy for the nudity from gorgeous, innocent-lookin' Anne Hathaway.


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100 photos from WWL New Orleans


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LIVE! Post-Katrina Coverage is back on line from New Orleans TV


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Bush administration objects to .xxx domains


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Will Kansas schools have to teach that the world may have been created by a flying spaghetti monster?


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Somebody stole a pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in "Wizard of Oz". Police are looking for a green complected woman wearing a large pointed hat.


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Louisiana evacuees should avoid "a wilderness without power or drinking water that will be infested with poisonous snakes and fire ants."
  • And while avoiding Texas, they shouldn't go back to N'awlins either.


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Ladeez and gennlmen ... I give you the next governor of the great state of California ... Bill Clinton???
  • Personally, I think the Democrats simply turned to the only man who could close the "groping gap" between their guys and Arnold.
  • Clinton has also been considered as a potential gubernatorial candidate in New York. Clinton was 32 when he became governor of Arkansas, and would be 60 if elected to a governorship in 2006. In between, he was the president of a nation.
  • If this actually happened, it would give Clinton's life an eerie parallel to that of the only man has ever been governor of two different states, the frontier legend Sam Houston, who became the governor of Tennessee at age 34 and the governor of Texas at age 66. In between those two positions, the ol' Raven also found time to be the president of a nation! (Houston was the first president of The Republic of Texas).


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Ironic celebrity comment of the day #1: Russell Crowe boasts publicly about how much he gives to charity while saying that celebrities only give to charities because they want publicity.


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Ironic celebrity comment of the day #2: Gwyneth Paltrow makes public comments about ex-lover Brad Pitt, saying that he should not have made public comments about his ex-lover, Jennifer Aniston.


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Here's the trailer for kiss kiss, bang bang, the new comedy thriller film starring that newly married and settled down guy, Robert Downey.
  • How much of his life did that guy lose? Did you realize he turned 40 this year? He was 27 when he made Chaplin. If he ever straightens out for real, he might be a full-scale A-list star again, because he may be the best natural actor in the business, but I wonder if he can even remember his life since Chaplin. As it stands now, he's the Brady Anderson of acting, with one brilliant fluke performance looking out of place in his career.
  • On the other hand, he is still the star of the Downeyjunior family, easily outclassing Morton.


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FilmJerk's Early Report for August 28th


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Rude Britain is a 100-long list of the country's most double entendre-riddled towns, villages and streets. (Article includes the complete list.)



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A featurette and more clips from Just Like Heaven, the romantic ghost comedy with Reese Witherspoon.


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The trailer and clips from Henry Jaglom's GOING SHOPPING
  • Holly G. (Victoria Foyt) is a successful clothing designer with her own boutique. In the course of a tumultuous Mother's Day weekend she is confronted with deceit, elation, desperation, kleptomania, rebellion, addiction and passion, all the while under pressure to save her business and her family in just three days!


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The international trailer for The Proposition
  • "In this uncompromising Australian period drama, conscience competes with loyalty and love spurs revenge. Three brothers fight for their place in a beautiful, brutal landscape, but one must be forsaken to save another in the unconscionable 'Proposition'. Set in the 1880s, the film opens in the middle of a frenzied gunfight between the police and a gang of outlaws. Charlie Burns (Guy Pearce) and his brother Mikey are captured by Captain Stanley (Ray Winstone). Together with their formidable brother Arthur (Danny Huston), they are wanted for a brutal crime. Stanley makes Charlie a seemingly impossible proposition in an attempt to bring an end to the cycle of turmoil."


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Making the 'Prairie Home' movie - Altman leads top-notch cast to bring show to screen


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Weekly World News: PIGSKIN WONDER J.C. OF CORPUS CHRISTI -- THE ... GRID IRON MESSIAH!


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Liberality for All Comics
  • "What if today's anti-war Liberals were in charge of the American government and had been since 9/11? What would that society look like in the year 2021? What would be the results of fighting “a more sensitive war on terror” and looking to the corrupt United Nations to solve all of America 's problems? In Liberality For All , the reader sees a vision of that future where there is only one justified type of war…the war against Conservatives and their ideals."
  • This could probably be a hilarious concept if approached with humor, but I have the sneaking suspicion that it is just strident wingnuttery.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

So conservatives are now defending the amazingly bad job they have done post-9/11 by saying "Hey, liberals would have done worse." Hard to imagine that's possible.

 

The latest from NakedProtesters.com


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Grade-Z director Uwe Boll on his latest game-based schlockfest: "If people liked Dances With Wolves or Braveheart, they'll like this movie."
  • The one thing that really elevated Ed Wood above the level of other Grade-Z producers and directors was his sincere self-delusion. Guys like Dave Friedman and One-shot Beaudine knew that they were hacks out to pick up a buck here and there, but Ed thought he was Shakespeare! Uwe is in the Ed Wood category. I can imagine him sitting in his own audience, moving his mouth along with the film.


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Guess which President is the subject of this paragraph ...
  • "Accused of changing the rationale for 'his' war, and hounded for mismanaging it. Derided as an uninspiring public speaker. Belittled as an idiot. Blamed for dividing the nation. Charged with incompetence in his administration. Accused of trampling on the Constitution. Engaged in censorship and manipulation of the press. Mockingly compared with lower primates."
  • Hint. The giveaway is that a chimp is a HIGHER primate.


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President Hugo Chavez said Sunday that his government may ask the United States to extradite U.S. religious broadcaster Pat Robertson


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Stand Up Comedy - classic clips .. Eddie Murphy as Bill Cosby ... Robin Williams on the invention of golf ... many more.


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You can't steal those Fucking signs! "The Austrian town of Fucking has embedded its distinctive name boards in concrete blocks in a bid to protect them from being stolen by British tourists."


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Goat - the OTHER other white meat.


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The trailer from The World's Fastest Indian
  • "Centers on the life of Burt Monro, a New Zealander who invested several decades building a 1920 Indian motorcycle. He then traveled to the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, where he set the land-speed world record in the 1970s."


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw a preview screening of this in advance of the Toronto Film Festival. Anthony Hopkins was great. Actually Burt continually rebuilt that motorcycle to reach a top speed of 201.85 mph at Bonneville in 1963, Its original max was about 54 mph. Burt went to Bonneville a total of nine times and apparently his record for a sub-1000cc. motorcycle still stands.

 

The entire VMA awards show, all four thousand hours of it, is online at MTV Overdrive


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Could you identify celebrities from their descriptions, as drawn by police sketch artists? Probably not. I guessed the drawing of Scarlett Johannson to be Courtney Love, and I thought the drawing of Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be Reese Witherspoon. The one I thought to be Colin Farrell turned out to be George Clooney.


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Several new interviews about Thumbsucker


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ARMY TO RECRUIT AT MTV MUSIC AWARDS ... Rappers Could Skip Firearms Training, Pentagon Believes


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... and then Natalie Portman will play a space chick and a Jersey hippie and a stripper and the Spanish Inquisition ... wait ... That's odd. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition ...


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Anonymous Stashman said...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Had to be done. Sorry.

 


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"That's one of the three rules we live by, fear, surprise, exceptional weaponry, and fancy red uniforms. Damn, four, four rules we live by. Alright, do it over..."

 

Nobody can accuse Google of thinking small - they want to create their own parallel internet, presumably with a bearded Spock.


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"A man known the world over simply as Chekov will reprise his role in the latest episode of the internet production Star Trek: New Voyages."


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