Friday, September 02, 2005

Whale-Tail.com. " ... a whale tail is the effect that happens when a girl's G-string or thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over, or squats."


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Weekly World News: POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE WILL LEAVE CALIFORNIA STANDING - BUT PLUNGE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY INTO THE OCEAN.


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Where did the glitterati spend their summers?


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Bullshit: FCC Hears It On Novak Outburst. This is funny. After The Douchebag of Liberty said "bullshit" on TV, various people complained to the FCC with obviously tongue-in-cheek letters, echoing and parodying the Janet Jackson outrage. (Well, I assume they are speaking tongue-in-cheek. Or perhaps they are just lunatics.)


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Greenpeace International's 404 page.
  • I guess you're wondering what I was doing on the Greenpeace page. I'll tell you. The albatross and the whale, they are my brothers. Well, actually that's not completely true. The albatross is my brother, or at least my half-brother. The whale, however, is only my cousin by marriage.


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Family guy: Cookie Monster in rehab


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Script Review - Die Hard 4.0


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'Idiots Drink Us, So Should You' Snapple Campaign Cancelled


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President Bush Places Cindy Sheehan On Axis Of Evil


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The trailer for The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio, a drama which is being touted for Oscar consideration.


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Fats Domino update: Fats found again. In other news, Ted Turner announced the formation of the first all-reality network, the Domino Network, which will make sure Fats doesn't get lost again by following him 24/7, except for occasional cutaways to follow Chubby Checker.


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How did they introduce the new Playstation Portable in Sweden? Well, I guess I could have left "Playstation Portable" out of the question, because they introduce all products the same way in Sweden - with naked chicks! Very sensible, as I see it.


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Another movie of the week for Michael Rapaport - Thief leaves his name tag behind.
  • As if that weren't dumb enough, his crime was to steal teaching equipment from a pre-school for students from low income families! Wow, that'll fetch a pretty penny on the black market!
  • Wait, I'm not finished yet. When the police found the equipment, it was damaged!


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Three clips from an indie drama named Loggerheads
  • "Inspired by true events, 'Loggerheads' tells the story of an adoption 'triad' -birth mother, child, and adoptive parents - each in three interwoven stories in the days leading up to Mother's Day weekend, and each in one of the three distinctive geographical regions of North Carolina: mountains, Piedmont and coastal plain. In Asheville, Grace (Bonnie Hunt), an airport car-rental agent living with her mother (Michael Learned), quits her job and embarks on a long-delayed quest: facing the legal barriers that keep her from finding the son she gave up for adoption when she was a teenager. Across the state in Kure Beach, Mark (Kip Pardue), a young man obsessed with saving loggerhead sea turtles, meets George (Michael Kelly), a friendly motel owner with some secrets of his own, who offers him a place to stay. In the center of the state is the small town of Eden, where a minister's wife (Tess Harper) struggles to confront her conservative husband (Chris Sarandon) over their estrangement from their son."


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Kelly Brook in Three. I haven't seen the film, but the film clips are gonna land this a spot in our annual poll for Top Nude Scenes.


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Recording industry sues everyone else not covered by previous suits.


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Weekly World News reveals at last ... THE THINGS WOMEN REALLY THINK ABOUT WHILE HAVING SEX


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USATODAY - fall movie preview


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Incredible satellite photo of Hurricane Katrina, right about at landfall.


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"You Are a Fucking Moron" is back - to explain Scientology


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Fats Domino update! Fats Domino still 'rescued but missing' again!


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Awesometown.
  • In May 2005, The Dudes were hired to create a pilot for FOX. This cut includes live stage segments and laugh track in hopes of appealing to a broad audience. TRT: 19 Minutes
  • After FOX passed, The Dudes cut a new version of Awesometown in hopes of appealing to MTV or Comedy Central. Although those networks ultimately passed as well, this cut is more The Dudes' style and doesn't make them cringe as much. Contains nudity!


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Dave Barry picked this as the headline of the day, and I just can't think of any reason to dispute him.Suicide Grasshoppers Brainwashed by Parasite Worms. Soon to be a Uwe Boll movie.


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