Sunday, September 04, 2005

Microsoft CEO: 'I'm going to fucking kill Google'.


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The New York Musical Theatre Festival presents NERDS: the Musical, featuring a singing and dancing Bill Gates.


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Jeff Spicoli shows up in New Orleans, finds buds soaked, waves disappointing.


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Your complete guide to Foil Hats


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"Agent Rod Brickman: Copy Protection"


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A beautiful animation created by combining Hubble photos of Neptune. (With some enhancement. Read the explanation here.)


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Triton's crazy retrograde orbit. It's the big one going the wrong way at the beginning of the movie.

 

Film Jerk's Early Report for September 4


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Only 14 more days until Talk Like A Pirate Day


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Summer 2005 was the worst since 1997 for movie attendance. I love this quote from Steven Friedlander, head of distribution for Warner Independent Pictures: "In an ideal world, people would say `OK, we have to think more creatively, we have to think outside the box and come up with new and different things. But I'm afraid what's going to happen is, we're all going to sit in a room and say `We need more penguin movies.'"


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How could that be? Didn't we have Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo, The Dukes of Hazard, The Bad News Bears, and another huge Tom Cruise disaster flick? How could that miss?

 

The trailer for Forty Shades of Blue
  • "'Forty Shades of Blue' tells the story of Laura, a young Russian woman living in Memphis with a much older rock 'n' roll legend, and the personal awakening she experiences in the wake of her unfortunate affair with his estranged son. Alan James is a legend in Memphis, a white man who produced black music back in the 60's and 70's, the heyday of Memphis Soul. Now in his later years, he's still living the high life in a comfortable house in the right part of town. Alan lives with his girlfriend, Laura, a Russian beauty he met on tour in Moscow. Laura spends most of her time alone or raising their three-year-old son, Sam. A stranger in Memphis, she lives an easy, alienated life. Alan also has a grown son, Michael, with whom he has a complicated relationship fueled by jealousy, disappointment and anger. When Michael returns home for the first time in many years, the initial hostility he radiates towards his father's 'girl' develops into something much more, and a messy, dangerous affair ensues. In the bars and bedrooms of this very contemporary city, a love triangle forms, illuminating the hearts and souls of these three tangled lives."


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New Orleans' "Have-mores" Struggling on Arizona's Golf Courses


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

A BIT to the LLLLLEFT would'nt you say ? Do we really need this ? and you WONDER why people are FLOCKING to the right. Keep it up, you are shooting yourself in the ass which is easy to do because you are all ASS.

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

It's just a humor column, and I thought it was funny.

Personally, I am a libertarian Republican!

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't say they're shooting to the right. Did you see the article below about Bush's approval rating? 29%...that's getting in impeachment territory.

 


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29%, on who's poll the DNC San Francisco ? Boston ? Seattle ? Hollyweird ?

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Approval ratings have nothing to do with impeachment (breaking the law.) That was Clinton's mistake, he thought as long as he was popular he could say/do anything he wanted and get away with it.

MSM is trying to make this into another Andrew (the beginning of Bush 41's slide.)

 

Jennifer Tilly has won her second major poker tournament. She had top pair. And her cards weren't bad either.


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