Tuesday, September 06, 2005

"Prince Charles has revealed that he used to sing to seals."
  • For their part, the seals have revealed that they aren't as much into music since they broke up with Croft.


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Christmas shopping early? One word: magnets.


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'Da Vinci Code' director Ron Howard turns into that little "Fightin' Irish" dude.


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His 15 minutes became a three hour tour. Gilligan dead at 70, of severe hat burns.


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Anonymous Green Arrow said...

He'll always be Maynard G. Krebs to me. RIP

 

Strange headline of the day: Anal Porpoise Assault Leads to Second Version of Today's 'Dilbert'. It isn't often that the term "anal porpoise assault" appears in a legit news headline. By the way, why is it that men flog the dolphin, but not the porpoise?


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China finally zeroes in on its biggest problem, and bans bald cab drivers. (This is a real news story, not a parody!)


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Bush Declares Mission Accomplished in New Orleans


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Two clips from Kiss kiss, bang bang
  • In "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang," a breezy take on Shane Black's trademark buddy action/comedy oeuvre, a petty thief (Robert Downey Jr.) is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl (Michelle Monaghan) and a detective (Val Kilmer) who has been training him for his upcoming role.


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A clip from Edmond
  • "'Edmond' is the dark, picaresque tale of an everyman (William H. Macy) who, after realizing his life is boring and meaningless, leaves it all behind to embark on his own quest for truth and fulfillment."


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Walken alert! A Walken clip from Romance & Cigarettes


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The trailer for Jackie Chan's latest, The Myth


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Here's the trailer for the new Casanova movie with Heath Ledger


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Check out the latest in Europeans and Americans selling crap in Japan - Japander.com. The best ones are the ones with Schwarzenegger.


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Welcome to PhoneActress.com ...The Leading PhoneSex Employment Site


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Chase sends a credit-card invitation to "Palestinian bomber"


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An emotional Jerry Rice retires after 20 years with a gazillion records. He finishes with just fewer than 200 receiving TDs and 23,000 yards. The second best of all time are 130 and 14,000, respectively!! He caught 1549 passes, and nobody else ever caught more than 1101. Some season highlights: 1995 - 1800+ yards; 1987 - 22 receiving TDs.


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Playboy wants to know ... Who is the Sexiest Woman of the Year?


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Tyra Banks Pictures (See Through?) (Warning, lots of ads and detours.)


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Know Your Drink! Did you know that adult beverage companies are not allowed to show the Serving Facts?


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Sporting News rates the NFL stadiums from best to worst.


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Straight Dope Staff Report: Is the birthplace of the U.S. Navy in upstate New York?


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The Absolute Bottom 50 Back to School Supplies


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Bill Maher's take on the post-Katrina world. Some good material.
  • Bill Clinton is the right man to be heading up the hurricane relief effort, because he was once in the French Quarter during a hurricane, and was blown behind a dumpster.
  • President Bush has a plan for flood relief. Unfortunately, it's a faith-based plan involving a large boat and two of each kind of animal.


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"Dick and Jane" To Shoot Much More . This was supposed to be "in the can" and scheduled for a Christmas release, but a five week bloc of additional shooting has been arranged, encompassing some sixty pages of rewrites.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

That certainly sounds encouraging. Nothing wrong there, no sir.

 

Strangest celebrity activism ever? Louisiana native Britney Spears is reportedly planning to film the birth of her baby and will donate the proceeds to victims of Hurricane Katrina. (Offers run as high as nine million dollars.)
  • This surely sounds like a goofy idea, but if it gets nine million dollars in the right place, bless her odd little heart.


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I'm sure there are some geeks out there that would fork over 9million in hopes of seeing her cooch. The rest of us would fork it over to see her in pain.

 


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I'll bet the conception video will bring in twice as much.

 

George Clooney confirms his involvement in the Coen's HAIL, CAESAR!
  • "In VOGUE magazine, George Clooney said that he's going to reteam with the COHENS (sic) on 'Hail, Caesar!' It's set in the 1920s and it's about a bunch of idiots attempting to put on a play of the Greek tragedy. The Cohens (sic) said it'll complete their 'idiot trilogy' with Clooney."


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Fall 2005's most promising new TV series


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Actor John Travolta and his wife, actress Kelly Preston, flew in their own private jet to deliver five tons of food for victims of Hurricane Katrina.


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MovieJuice! takes a look at A Sound of Thunder. I didn't realize that this film was made in 2003 with a mammoth budget, then shelved.


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Director John Turturro's 'Romance & Cigarettes' is a big hit at the Venice Film Festival


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I love how the story is about a John Turturro film and they show a picture of Monica Bellucci.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you rather look at a picture of Turturro?

 

The Big Chill in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.


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Here's something different: Watch the FAKE Superman Returns Trailer (Read the explanation at the link)


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Marvel signs a ten picture deal with Paramount. They are most excited about Captain America, but I was thinking that if they can do a good job with Dr Strange, that could be one helluva movie, and has the potential to be wildly original.


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AstroPic o' the Day: "Fresh Tiger Strips on Saturn's Enceladus "


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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Job", like "You're taken to and from work in the trunk of a car, blindfolded."


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