Wednesday, September 07, 2005

"Cash-strapped U.S. military releases secret technologies in consumer products" (Weekly World News)


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Letterman's "Top Ten Rejected Titles For The Gay Detective Show"


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The trailer for Horrors of War ... "The O.S.S. sends out several special missions to cope with Hitler's secret weapons."


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Latest on the 10 picture Marvel deal - British filmmaker Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) is poised to direct Ant-Man. Wright apparently plans on making Ant-Man a comedy. It didn't really dawn on me when the Marvel story broke, but the massive deal does NOT include Silver Surfer. I think ol' Surfy could make a helluva movie if done right.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

With ten pictures, hopefully there will be one on the Great Lakes Avengers. That would be cool.

 

Will Ferrell needs a Bibb - Leslie Bibb - to co-star in his new Nascar comedy.


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Ask Michael D. Brown: FEMA Director (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Four clips and a few pics from the Keira Knightley interpretation of Pride and Prejudice


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Marc Siegel, the author of False Alarm, talks about misdirected fear.


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The Daily Show: "As Katrina's waters broke through New Orleans' levee, Bush headed into the eye... of San Diego."


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AmIAnnoying.com asks: Who is the most annoying actress on Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes [2004]? It seemed to be a dead heat between Juliette Lewis and Neve Campbell. If you want to see the original list they are referring to, it is here.


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FOX REPORTS BAD NEWS ... White House Demands Investigation
  • In a stunning departure from its standard operating procedure, the Fox News Channel began reporting bad news last week, startling its viewers and prompting the White House to launch a full-fledged investigation of the cable news giant.


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Potter Novels Available for Downloads "J.K. Rowling, once publishing's greatest holdout against the computer age, has made all six Potter novels available for audio downloads."


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Dog bites man department. Jay Mohr says "I am a loser."


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Celine Dion: "Oh, they're stealing 20 pair of jeans or they're stealing television sets. Who cares? They're not going to go too far with it." ... "Maybe those people are so poor, some of the people who do that they're so poor they've never touched anything in their lives. Let them touch those things for once."
  • Hey, there's an idea for celebrity activism - as well as a great reality show. Ten poor people are invited into Celine Dion's home to "touch" her stuff. Whichever person "touches" the least is voted "out of the mansion," but the other nine get to return, etc., until a champion is declared! I would watch that. It would be like Supermarket Sweep, except at Celine's house!


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Google Maps has been updated with post-Katrina footage of New Orleans


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A book review/summary of Pornified
  • "Prior to the Internet, law enforcement believed that child porn had been basically wiped out. It was a crime from a previous age, like body snatching. But then came the Web. Between 1996 and 2004, child-porn cases handled by the FBI increased 23 fold. The research presented in Pornified argues that technology does not merely make it easier to serve an existing desire, it allows deep exposure that for many people results in stronger and more specific versions of the the original demand."


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Trojan swaps porn for Koran
  • "A new Trojan horse appears to be on a moral mission to stamp out adult Web sites, says anti-virus firm Sophos. Instead of snooping for sensitive financial information or secretly taking control of an infected computer, the Trojan horse, called Yusufali-A, monitors Web surfing habits, PCWorld.com reports. When it spots an objectionable term such as 'sex' or 'exhibition' in the browser's title bar, it hides the Web site and instead "


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PayPal introduces micro-payments. They hope to spur a music download avalanche. Many people wonder whether this will hurt record companies by placing artists and their customers in direct contact.


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Jay Leno digs up Samuel L Jackson's first-ever job - as a commercial spokesman! Seems like he was kind of a good-ass motherrespecter in those days.


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Here is a fun one for you, Scoop. Other Crap on my SONY PSP. Surfing just jumped to a whole new level!




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One reason to say yes to lap dancing: "An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday."
  • New excuse for the wife: Honey, I couldn't say "no". Too risky.


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Blogger Goose said...

My question is where did she pull the knife from?

 

"A handful of has-been celebrities are hoping to heat up their careers by taking to the ice. "
  • "Following on the heels of ABC's breakout hit, Dancing with the Stars, Skating also hopes to put its celebs through their paces, though instead of dance moves, they'll be trying to land axels, toe loops and the like over the course of six episodes."


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Gainesville residents buy as many as 80 cases each in beer sale. "Consumers were reminded to drink responsibly."
  • Drink responsibly? Yeah, I can do that. Hell, give me only 78 cases. I'm driving.


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One New Orleans bar keeps its doors open through catastrophe


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Conan is visited by a travelling salesman


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This week's movies: The Exorcism of Emily Rose - 64% positive reviews. It's a horror movie - no, it's a courtroom drama. Why, it's two films in one.


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Trivia ... According to one source ... which 2005 film broke a 16 year old record for using the word "fuck" the most? (Previous record holder: "Born on the Fourth of July"). When Scarface set the record way back in 1983, the bar was set at 218 "fucks," a bar which has now been lifted to 560! In order to reach 600 in 90 minutes, a script would need to use "fuck" every 9 seconds.


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I can't believe "Heartbreak Ridge "didn't even make the fucking list. "It's not my fucking fault, the fucking weapon is fucking fucked up!"

 

Alamo City Saints likely for '05


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USC tops College Football Rankings. Our Longhorns are second, but a distant second.


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Should be a great game in the Horseshoe Saturday night. Go Buckeyes!

 

This week's movies: An Unfinished Life - 64% positive reviews.


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This week's movies: The Man - 0% good reviews. I watched the first sample clip - "he's my bitch" - and laughed my ass off. I was stoked for the film at that point, but then I watched the rest of the clips and never cracked even a hint of a smile.


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The Weekend Warrior looks at the upcoming weekend box office. He thinks Emily Rose (3000 theaters) will take the #1 spot, with The Man (1800 theaters) limping into #4. He also thinks Transporter 2 will drop below Virgin, which it beat last week. The only other major release this week is An Unfinished Life which has a big cast (Morgan Freeman, Redford, J-Lo), but is only going into 400 theaters.


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Jon Stewart discusses the post-Hurricane bungling.


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The Daily Show's Ed Helms takes a look at the efforts to save our beloved and beleaguered president.


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Hoaxer tricks testicle-cooking contest
  • A man claiming to be Australian chef Nibel Bevan rang the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia, asking to take part. Organiser Gornji Milanovac said they imported kangaroo testicles especially for the Australian team - but nobody turned up. He said: "The caller told us cooked kangaroo testicles were a popular delicacy in Australia, and gave us the details of where we could get kangaroo testicles from so we could have them ready when Mr Bevan and his team arrived. We would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. That would really make our unique competition the World Championships. We were disappointed when no Australians arrived, we even had a band ready to welcome them."
  • One thing I've always said about the Serbs - they have a lotta balls. Here's another story about the championship, in which a organizer says:
    1. The best cooked balls come from Serbia
    2. Testicles are becoming more popular in Belgrade
    3. Next year the event will include an ‘exotic testicles’ section where chefs will have to come up with a dish using camel and ostrich testicles.



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Urban Legends Reference Pages: is his full name Willy Gilligan?


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Ben Stein writes an impassioned defense of George Bush's response to the hurricane


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

13) George Bush doesn't legally have to help anybody if he doesn't want to. The bare minimum is perfectly acceptable.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

But see Bush's amazing ability to respond when an election may be at stake:

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2005/09/05/hurricane_track_record/index.html

 

Hit The Road, Jack - the army discharges Jack Kerouac during wartime - diagnosing him with dementia praecox. (Pretty much an old fashioned way to describe schizophrenia: "any of several psychotic disorders characterized by distortions of reality and disturbances of thought and language and withdrawal from social contact.") Kerouac had enlisted.


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First picture of Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor


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Halliburton awarded no-bid trillion dollar contract to rebuild Louisiana


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A gazillion stills from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Marisa Tomei topless in Factotum


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys kick ass! Been waitin' a long time to see her hot bumps.The scene is quite disappointing cos it's shot in the dark, though, but it's better than nuthin' at all.Keep it up!!!