Monday, September 12, 2005

Quote of the day: "While it is true that 1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal."


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Religion of the week: Pastafarianism. Further proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


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First look at director Rob Marshall's "Memoirs of a Geisha"


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"Louisiana's film industry is still open for business despite the damage inflicted by Hurricane Katrina" Hell, this could be their boom time. I think they can corner the market on post-apocalyptic location shoots.


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From the "obvious" files: Who Is The World's Most Useless Star?


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Two clips from Lord of War (Nic Cage as an arms dealer)


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A new clip from Waiting.
  • "A hilarious comedy about frustrated waiters, stingy tippers and dicey food, Lions Gate Films' 'Waiting' stars Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long and Anna Faris as young employees battling boredom at Shenanigan's, a generic chain restaurant."


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Borowitz: "HASTERT SUGGESTS RETURNING LOUISIANA PURCHASE TO FRANCE" ... Angry Chirac States France's No-returns Policy.


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Urban Legend: "Pat Robertson said that Hurricane Katrina was caused by God's anger over the selection of lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres to host the upcoming Emmy Awards."
  • "By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God's wrath," Robertson said on "The 700 Club" on Sunday. "Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?" Status: false.
  • At first I was wondering why Snopes bothered to debunk something that could not possibly be believed, but then I thought about Pat Robertson and concluded he is probably capable of saying something like that.


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"Apprentice" Wannabe's X-Rated Past


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[SpoilerFix.com] Get your daily fix of TV spoilers!


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You want to be in the world of art, but don't have the talent? Why not be a brush?


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Porn Star or Pop Star?


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Conan talks to the Clutch Cargo version of The Governator


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The trailer and two TV spots for Boy Eats Girl. "When your schoolmates develop a taste for human flesh, it pays to know who your friends are and what they've been eating."


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DiCaprio to Play Theodore Roosevelt, Scorsese to direct


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be a fucking joke, like the "Taxi Driver 2" thing. So now Scorsese thinks DiCaprio can play every single role in the universe? Leo is not a DeNiro!

 


Anonymous Green Arrow said...

This idea sucks as much caulk as DiCaprio on a Saturday night.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thought he was terrible as Howard Hughes too? I wish I had more thumbs to give down to this project.

 

Now you no longer have to choose between religion and mummery, because K&K preach the gospel through mime. (With picture of K&K in their holy mime garb.)


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Obesity linked to stuffing face with crap for years on end.


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Bush Says He Hopes Troops Can Be Withdrawn by End of Year ... from New Orleans.
  • “We are training the New Orleans' people to maintain order and do rescue efforts themselves,” said the President. “And we are making progress. But we will stay in New Orleans until we get the job done.”


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"Jocks Unsure if They Should Beat-up Rotisserie Geeks" ... “Sure they’re dorks, but they also seem to really enjoy sports. It’s kind of a conflict of interest for us."


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Top ten rejected titles for the next Harry Potter book.


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How about "Harry Potter and the Massive Truckload of Money"? Or "Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Trillion Dead Trees"

 

To cut back on truancy, school to make surfing an approved course. Spicoli now considered a candidate for valedictorian.


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Some of Nostradamus's lesser-known works predict Hollywood gossip.


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Nearly two years after nipple-gate, CBS is slipping.


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X-tina's waist getting smaller as her chest gets larger? It's a miracle!


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Bar Tricks. Some cool bar room tricks. Watch, learn, win free drinks.


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From our cheerleading expert:



2006 NFL Cheerleading Tour - Day 3: Atlanta Falcons



"Week 1 of the NFL has seen its share of upsets. Miami, Tampa Bay, Jacksonville, the 49ers, all pulled off shockers and surprised the experts. Tonight the Falcons play Philly in Atlanta, and we see another upset in the making. Well, I'm not talking about any on-field action. The city is called as Hot-lanta, and is famous for it's "Georgia Peaches." It also boasts more gentlemen's clubs than any other in the U.S.


Given these facts, I have to be disappointed with this squad. Atlanta has a deep talent pool to draw from. They have been an up and coming squad for the last few seasons. This year they take a few steps back, and it even shows in the web site. (Incomplete bios on the ladies...come on, the final auditions were back in April!). Some video is nice, and a pretty deep gallery of pictures from auditions and years gone by help, but this squad is on the down swing.



Rating 7 out of 10.


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"both Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph will miss a number of episodes of Saturday Night Live this autumn to take maternity leaves."


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

So What? The whole fucking show could go off the air and I'd not notice.

 

History of the Standin' On The Corner in Winslow, Arizona Park


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A most merry and illustrated history of The Hippies


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RPS - 15. The fifteen gesture version of Rock, Paper, Scissors


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This is not from a satire site: "Senior Citizens Are Not Rude, Just Have Uninhibited, Aging Brains"


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