Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Secretary Rumsfeld Issues Inspiring "Back to School" Challenge to America's Elementary School Crusaders-in-Training (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Weekly World News editorial: "LET STUPID BALL PLAYERS USE ALL THE STEROIDS THEY WANT!"


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Borowitz: "BUSH SAYS SADDAM MUST SHARE THE BLAME FOR KATRINA" ... President Rips Iraqi Madman for Distracting Federal Government


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Did you know that our very own Tuna is also a top-notch amateur photographer? Found Beauty Fine Art Portfolio and Point of Sale


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The Smoking Gun - FAA Warned Of Al Qaeda Hijack In 1998: "The Federal Aviation Administration warned in 1998 that al Qaeda operatives could 'seek to hijack a commercial jet and slam it into a U.S. landmark'"


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Celebrities Compete to Inform America that Hurricane Katrina Happened
  • "Winona Ryder will be hosting a 'Shoplift for Flood Victims' spree, a two-day festival that encourages youth to steal for others instead of for themselves."


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Sun Microsystems: "Top business publications refused to run our bold ad concepts because the headlines were thought too controversial. At Sun, we're the radical engineers that build 'ass-whoopin' technology - we're not Miss Manners and we never want to be."


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Is there anything sadder than nerds with attitude?

 

Funny Video ... "The people at Planned Parenthood Canada have some interesting ideas about to educate kids on the finer things in life."


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This is some strange shit, and it is for real! BonBon Land. The only theme park which features attractions about seagull shit and dog farts.


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Crowe Prepares to Cop Plea. According to the article, if he is convicted of a felony, it would prevent him from traveling and working in the USA.


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Good news in science! We're making tremendous progress at creating robot snakes.


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The first eight minutes of Dirty Love.
  • "Dirty Love is a modern-day Cinderella story which sees disaster-prone Jenny McCarthy embark on an outrageous and hilarious journey in search of true love. In the film, Rebecca (McCarthy) is betrayed by her boyfriend and, following a palm reader's prophecy, goes in search of her perfect partner. This riotous and entertaining dating spree gets her slapped by a fish at one point, and even lands her in jail!"


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What do you get when you cross Napoleon Dynamite and Fat Albert? Fat Dynamite


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"Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources."


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Beckham the 'Jesus of consumer culture' "An academic conference was to hear Wednesday that while Beckham has yet to perform any miracles -- at least off the football pitch -- he is perhaps the closest thing modern British society has to a Messiah figure."


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The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert uncovers dramatic new revelations about John Roberts - like he parts his hair on the left.


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Daily Show: "The opening of Roberts' confirmation hearing has confirmed: Senators likey the blah blah blah."


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The venerable novelist Kurt Vonnegut talks to Jon Stewart about the 51st American state: the state of denial.


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The Daily Show focuses on the classroom debate between God and a guy who sort of looks a little bit like him.


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The Daily Show makes an "in-depth analysis" of the Navajo creation myth.


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The Daily Show's Ed Helms explores the 1.5% difference between primates and us by spending the day with a monkey.


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2005 NFL Cheerleading Tour - Day 5: Buffalo Bills.



I figured I better visit Buffalo now...before it snows. I have friends in Buffalo, and they assure me that it does not snow all year around, and that the non-winter months are really quite pleasant. My father visited Buffalo on a business trip a few years ago. When I asked him about the city he said, "Buffalo is a depressing town that hasn't invented color yet." I am quite sure that Buffalo can't be that bad, and the web site for the Buffalo Jills leaves one with a blue-collar, small town feel.



The Home page of the Jills is nice. It really gives the feel that the squad is really involved with the community. So involved that it looks like they allowed the local high school to design and build the site. The bio page looks a bit bland. Links advertising the girls swimsuit calendar do not work. And just when I thought all women in Buffalo were stay-at-home moms, keeping the home fires warm, the bio pages states that not one of the Jills are married or have kids (although the home page claims the Jills juggle "full-time work/school/Mom schedules"). There are not any extra pictures of the ladies (besides the gallery pages ...more community events!), just a squad photo, and one in the bio.



The women of the Jills appear to be a group of hard working small town girls. Allison is the hard worker (she has two degrees and wants to attain her PH. D.). Jillian wants to be a grade school teacher. And Carrie loves Mighty Taco! When asked the best thing about Buffalo, over half of the girls mentioned the weather. Some loved the snow, some hated it, but twelve of the girls mentioned that Buffalo has all four seasons! (Never mind that fall, spring, and summer are all only three weeks long.) Some cuties, a few hotties, but these are mostly nice girls that you would want to take home to Mom.



Rating: 7 out of 10.



Scoop's note: Those are not my thoughts. I grew up near Buffalo, and my mom graduated from the school which is now called SUNY Buffalo. My dad was a big Bills fan. I love New York's Western Frontier in many ways, but after I left I always adhered to one basic rule in life. "Never wear white or go north of Atlanta after Labor Day."


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7 out of 10?
Well, the girls themselves are collectively a 10 out of 10

 

MICHAEL JACKSON rented out an entire water park in Dubai so children and their parents could have fun for free.
  • The reclusive superstar, now based in the Middle East, baffled onlookers at the Wild Wadi park, wearing a white lycra body suit that exposed just his nose and eyes. A lifeguard tells British newspaper the Daily Express, 'He looked even stranger than usual. 'His body is very skinny and lycra does him no favours.' "


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The wacky fun of the Playmobil Security Check Point


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How to open a Soda Can after Shake-up


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Grand Theft Auto makes it to PSP


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Mommy, daddy ... where do Hummers come from? I mean besides from Pamela Anderson.


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Melissa Theuriau - the hottest news anchor ever.


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Letterman's "Top Ten Questions For The Fema Director Application"

Some examples:

  • "Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"
  • "What percentage of your resume is fabricated?"
  • "In a crisis, which state or local officials would you blame?"


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