Monday, October 10, 2005

PBS to Air "Twentieth Century House" Mini-Series.
  • "The families will be living in adjoining town houses, fitted to appear and function just as they would have in pre-Millennium America."


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Here is that video of the Smurfs being firebombed


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Terminator Will Be Back. "Nick Stahl, who starred as John Connor in the third film, is signed for two more sequels."


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Late Night offers exclusive previews of the new Fall Season.


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Five clips from Affleck's new movie, Man About Town.


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The trailer for the re-release of Antonioni's The Passenger


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"The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes." ... so ... it's, like, a pro-war thing?


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A new clip from The Weather Man


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The trailer from The President's Last Bang
  • "A private dinner party for the President of South Korea and his three closest confidants — his Chief Bodyguard, his Chief Secretary, and the Director of the Korean CIA ... A struggle between the three for the President’s influence... When the night's female entertainment arrives — the pop singer of the moment and a budding starlet — the KCIA Director leaves the room and announces to his stunned agents that he's going to shoot their President... 24 hours that shocked and changed South Korea forever is brought to the screen by Director Im Sangsoo in The President's Last Bang


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Wallace and Gromit, as reviewed by the man who believes "the cashiers do cinema" - The Filthy Critic


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Irish author beats favourites to land Britain's Booker Prize. ... "Irish author John Banville beat higher profile favourites Julian Barnes, Kazuo Ishiguro and Zadie Smith to become the surprise winner of Britain's prestigious Booker Prize for fiction."


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Do "close door" buttons on elevators ever actually work?
  • QUOTE O' THE DAY: "I visited Otis Elevator HQ last spring and had to walk up to the second floor because the elevator was out of order."


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URL says it all: ToplessSportsNews.com


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Blogger Goose said...

Outstanding.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT'S FAKE!!!

I looked at the girls and they are computer geneated bodies.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Faker

 

Another re-cut trailer. This one for Cabin Fever as a weepy chixploitation film.


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Witherspoon's paparazzo charged with child endangerment. While he tried to get pictures, Mr Wallace bunped his camera into a tiny little person with a scrunched-up face. Oh, wait, that was Reese Witherspoon. Well, a kid was involved somehow.


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Now THIS is a yacht. Is it true that the yacht of Abdul Aziz is slightly larger than Belgium? I don't know, maybe. It has 82 rooms. How many does Belgium have?


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In a major departure from his current career trend, Al Pacino is set to talk very loud and act cocky in a new crime thriller entitled '88 Minutes'


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London To Get Sexual 'Theme Park.' I was planning my next vacation until I read a quote from a spokesman, who said, "Titillation is not the goal." Note to investors: hire new spokesman.


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Robert Novak, impartial & discreet patrio-journalist, takes your questions - the little Douchebag of Liberty tells it straight to whitehouse.org


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How can the homeless get paid, just for being homeless?


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Carmen Electra apparently blurts out the N word during ecstatic moments in the bedroom. So claims wacky ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman. Yeah, she did the same thing with me. Damnedest thing.


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The Anglosphere is celebrating the wrong Italian explorer.
  • "Columbus's voyage was very specifically the initiation of the contact between Spain and Spanish America. The English-speaking world, on the other hand, began its expansion into North America as a consequence of John Cabot's voyage of 1497."
  • "John Cabot" is actually Giovanni Caboto - another Italian, so there's no shift of ethnic allegiance, and he not only initiated the English presence in North America, but also should be rightly celebrated for beginning the steady stream of Italians whose migration to English-speaking countries has enriched all concerned.



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Save The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus. You know there were going to be problems when they got those massive Japanese communities in the Northwest. They were filming their Octopus porn, and then ... the escape. Now the Octopus porn has to be filmed in the tree-tops by Ang Lee. (Don't miss his next film Crouching Tiger, Hidden Octopus


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X-Entertainment's Halloween Countdown -- 2005!


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Cops are grappling with an escalating epidemic of Vaseline-covered girl-on-girl violence in Boston. Wait! They're stopping that?


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Sam Giancana had JFK whacked - says Sam's daughter. Of course, you might get a different idea if I wrote the headline like this: "Sam Giancana had JFK whacked, says 70-year-old Home Depot clerk." She works as a sales associate at an Expo Design Center (a division of Home Depot), selling lawn furniture and BBQ grills.


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"Natalie Wood once stormed out of Presley's bedroom, complaining that The King didn't know how to screw." I don't know about that, but it seems like he had the hip motions down pretty well.


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Minnesota governor says "It's time to drop the fuck,", and is promptly recruited to run for office in New Jersey next time.


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Harriet Miers donated to Hillary Clinton and Tom DeLay's opponent in 2000. The right wing nutters are none too pleased with her nomination, and the left wing nutters find her unqualified. She seems to be an independent and relatively non-partisan thinker with no axe to grind for any particular ideology - thus obviously disqualifying her from the Supreme Court!
  • If I were a left-wing nutter, I would confirm her faster than Dick Cheney's heartbeat after three flights of stairs, and I would thank whatever gods might be available for Roberts and Miers, because it could have been so much worse.
  • Dudes, if you lose her, Bork is still available. He is still a very healthy 78, well-rested, extremely well qualified, and ready. In fact, Bork has specifically declared that the Miers nomination is, "a disaster on every level" because she has "no experience with constitutional law whatever", and that her nomination is a "slap in the face" to conservatives.


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WHITE HOUSE APPROVES NATIONAL CHAIN OF BROTHELS to reduce the deficit.


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Here's the trailer for Jarhead, the new Sam Mendes film about the Gulf War.


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DEMOCRATIC PARTY TURNS TO HOLLYWOOD TALENT AGENCIES TO CAST SCHWARZENEGGER'S OPPONENT ... Rob Reiner turned down for audition due to "Meathead" typecasting


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PARAMOUNT SIGNS THREE PICTURE DEAL WITH CRUISE-HOLMES FETUS ... "Studio already using ultrasound of unborn child in upcoming comedy"


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Katie Holmes has dumped her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick in favour of Tom Cruise's sister. Katie had been with Sloane-Zelnick for nine years.


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