Saturday, October 22, 2005

Oops! Texas Tech finds it much harder to play real teams. Two minutes into the second half, the Red Raiders found themselves down 38-10 to a powerful Texas team. And it didn't get better.


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Hey - the White Sox actually have a bullpen!


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The British people have been asked to take inventory of their frogs "The long-term future of British amphibians is in the balance."
  • "we shall count them on the beaches, we shall count on the landing grounds, we shall count in the fields and in the streets, we shall count in the hills"


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Whatever happened to ... the creator of 'Calvin and Hobbes'
  • This guy makes J.D. Salinger seem like a media whore. In a world of Bill Wattersons, Salinger would be their Paris Hilton


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A tribute to the queen of 1970s European soft-core, Edwige Fenech


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Letterman's Top Ten Rides At The U.K.'s New Sex Theme Park


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Daily Box Office - Friday, October 21, 2005
  • As expected, Doom was the #1 film by a wide margin, taking in as much as the next two films combined.
  • The big surprise was that North Country, a serious new drama which was expected to finish second, performed abysmally, finishing sixth with less than two million dollars in gross, despite being on 2500 screens.
  • Switching places with North Country was the other major new release, Dreamer, a family film which was supposed to finish no higher than fourth, but which muscled its way into second place on Friday.
  • The fourth new release, Stay, with little publicity and weak reviews, was expected to bomb and did, finishing in a tie for tenth.


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The Wall of Hair department: Prosecutors Want to Use Phil Spector's Admission (that he shot Lana Clarkson)


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Ex-aide to Powell blasts Cheney, Rumsfeld. I wouldn't normally link to this because it has no humor value, but you have to read the uninhibited remarks this guy made. (Colin himself is not happy with the decision to take this public.)


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Tom Cruise's popularity has plummeted.
  • He dropped from the 11th most popular celebrity to 197th.
  • He is now on the "five most total douchebags" list with David Spade, Tom Green, Pauly Shore, and Ashton Kutcher. (Actually the "five most controversial," but that's not the kind of company he wants to be in.)


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Weekly World News: "HOW TO DATE MUCH YOUNGER WOMEN"


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Letterman's "Top Ten Perks Of Getting Into The World Series"
  • "World Series MVP gets to throw switch at Saddam's execution"


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And The Latest Sex Tape Scandal Award Goes To - Super Model Carolyn Murphy!
  • It seems to have been stolen from her ex-, and he was none too sympathetic. "Yes, a video was stolen," he told PAGE SIX. "But let it be in the public eye. It doesn't really affect my life; it's Ms. Murphy who has to worry. I'm sick of her bullshit. She barely lets me see our daughter, Dylan. The most I see Dylan these days is in the pages of Vogue — something Carolyn promised she'd never do. Carolyn is as fake as her new tits. She's just about the almighty dollar."



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The trailer for National Lampoon's Barely Legal
  • "Imagine being a teenage boy with only one thing on your mind, but absolutely no way of getting it. A group of geeky boys band together to make their own high school porn movie, with hilarious results."
  • A National Lampoon film, and Tom Arnold as well! Plus it stars Horatio Sanz as a thinly-disguised Ron Jeremy! It's arranged so that you can get all the suckiness you need in one concentrated burst. If it has a score by Yoko Ono, it may reach total suckitude.
  • The film was made in 2003, never released in the USA, not even on video.


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DeLay seeks new judge for conspiracy trial.
  • His attorney said Judge Bob Perkins had made contributions to the Democratic Party and MoveOn.org. The lawyer said MoveOn.org had been selling T-shirts showing DeLay's mug shot, taken on Thursday when he formally presented himself to be charged.
  • Hey, there is something suspicious about that judge. His name is Bob without any Billy before it? Doesn't sound like a real Texan to me.
  • By the way, sorry to disappoint you if you're looking for some schadenfreude at Delay's expense. His pic is the most flattering mug shot ever.



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Blogger Dan said...

By the way, Move On is not selling t-shirts with Delay's ugly mug on them. He just made that up. Apparently he's so used to making up his own reality that he thinks he can say anything and have it reported as fact.

Wait, isn't that what the Associated Press just did? Wankers.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said it, Dan.

And my hearing isn't what it used to be, but what makes DeLay think he can just order himself a nude judge?