Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Vincent Gallo's sperm is back onthe market. (Allegedly)


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I-Mockery has fun with the outlandish film, Ichi The Killer


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't see the mockery. It's just an accurate summary of the film.

 

Richard Dreyfuss and Ron Jeremy - together at last.


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Michelin's first-ever guide to NYC restaurants gives some a bad taste.


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The trailer for Half Light, an R-rated supernatural thriller starring Demi Moore
  • I had never heard of this film. It is going straight to DVD, and is rated R, but I don't know any nudity details. Mr Skin had no info either.
  • Demi Moore stars as Rachael Carson, a successful mystery writer whose life is shattered following the accidental drowning of her 5-year-old son. Knowing she desperately needs solitude and rest, her best friend rents Rachel a secluded cottage in a remote fishing village. But instead of a peaceful retreat, Rachel finds herself caught up in a supernatural murder mystery that rocks the tranquil town and threatens Rachel's fragile sanity - and her life - in this spooky suspense thriller.



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Seven clips from Pride and Prejudice


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Whatever happened to ... Joey Buttafuoco?


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Who the Buttafuoco cares?

 

SHAKESPEARE IN LUST! "History's greatest playwright was more indecent than Howard Stern." Although this is from Weekly World News, it is more-or-less true, or rather a combination of truth and speculation.


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Mr. Twig has the new South Park episode.


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Baghdad Trick or Treating goes awry


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The trailer for Match Point. Woody Allen directed this, but you would never guess it from the trailer. Looks like new ground for the Woodman.


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I'm gonna haveta go ahead and sorta suggest that you watch Inside the DVD: the Office Space: Special Edition
  • (Includes Gary Cole telling about how he created Lumbergh, plus a deleted scene)


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Pee Wee Herman trying to pitch two new movies. (Or he could just work his character into Rocky VI)


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The L.A. Times has created a site (The Envelope) for no purpose other than to document showbiz awards


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Now - at last - there's Hot Dogs for Homophobes


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Two trailers for Master of the Crimson Armor, an Asian period fantasy.


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The trailer for Lonesome Jim, a small-town, working-class drama directed by Steve Buscemi


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David Schwimmer and Janeane Garofalo - together at last! The trailer for Duane Hopwood -
  • David Schwimmer stars as "Duane Hopwood," a down-on-his-luck divorced father who works the night shift as a pit boss at Caesars Palace in Atlantic City. Heartsick about the demise of his marriage to Linda (Janeane Garofalo), Duane does nothing much in his daily life but work and drink. When his visitation rights are threatened after he's caught driving while intoxicated with his daughter in the backseat, Duane confronts the realization that the time has come to get his life back on track before he loses everything. A moving and humorous look at the limits of unconditional love, what defines a family, and how we're all responsible for our own happiness, "Duane Hopwood" was written and directed by Matt Mulhern.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not if it was the last movie on Earth.

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

....

Agreed

There is no chance I will see this unless Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel have a nude lesbian scene.

And even then, I would wait for the DVD.

...

 

An American Haunting - starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek - Trailer

The official blurb:

  • Based on "The Bell Witch: An American Haunting" by Brent Monahan. Known throughout Tennessee as "Old Kate," the Bell Witch took up residence with John Bell's family in 1818. It was a cruel and noisy spirit, given to rapping and gnawing sounds before it found its voices. With these voices and its supernatural acts, the Bell Witch tormented the Bell family. This extraordinary book recounts the only documented case in U.S. history when a spirit actually caused a man's death. The local schoolteacher, Richard Powell, witnessed the strange events and recorded them for his daughter. Members of the Bell family have previously provided information on this fascinating case, but this book recounts the tale with novelistic vigor and verve. It is truly chilling.


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U.S. PLANS TO MAKE BIRDS OBESE ... Would Slow the Spread of Avian Flu, President Asserts
  • The president said that he personally developed the strategy for slowing the spread of the deadly flu after realizing that “obesity is America’s secret weapon in the battle for global health.”


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Are G-rated films going too far?
  • I don't know, I think it's OK if small children see terrifying images of sharks and shotgun-wielding rednecks. Just as long as there is no chance they will see a breast or hear about evolution.


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Welcome to Weiswatchers - To hell with watching your weight; watch Weis's weight instead!


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L.A. Lap Dance Battle Continues in Courts
  • Fuck Roe v Wade. Let's find out where Alito stands (or sits) on this issue.


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Kelly Brook naked in "Three". This movie stars Billy Zane and - guess what - he's on a sinking ship for the fourth time in his career! (Dead Calm, Titanic, Cleopatra, Three)


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Report: Yanks tell A-Rod to avoid illegal poker clubs.
  • A-Rod's agent replies, "The Yankees have never addressed or spoken with me in regard to any off-field activities regarding Alex Rodriguez. And the Yankees have never spoken to Alex regarding any of his off-field activities."
  • That's a pretty direct denial, not the usual weasel-words, so something is wrong here, but I don't know what.


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Tony Blair's past life as a wannabe rock and roll star with shaggy hair and lurid underwear is to be exposed in a comedy documentary.
  • He wanted to be Jim Morrison, but had to take the consolation prize - running the U.K.


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Colbert Report: Monica Crowley... Monica and Stephen's topic: Second term scandals -- myth or fiction?


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Colbert Report: The Death of Rocktober ... "Is it the end of pounding beats, grinding guitars, and single-syllable lyrics about boobs and elves?"


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Colbert Report: Ramadan vs. Halloween. "Both are important holidays that involve ritual and tradition. But which one wins?"


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Colbert Report - Camilla Mania! (Prince Charles and Camilla visit America)


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Senator Boxer refuses to tell the Daily Show whether the Senate has Jell-o fights behind closed doors


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The Daily Show: "On Tuesday the Senate was shut down and you know what that means - Senate Sex Party!!!"


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"Will Alito get the Supreme Court nomination? Jon Stewart puts him through the Robe-inator 6000."


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The Daily Show's Nate Corddry takes a look at the hot new trend everyone's talking about: poverty.


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Jon Stewart talks about the new Supreme Court nominee


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For sale: the Albanian Air Force
  • Complete record: no kills, except the 35 pilots killed in accidents and malfunctions. The record improved a bit after 1991, because (I'm not kidding) they could no longer afford fuel.


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The first eight minutes of National Lampoon's Adam and Eve


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Did you know? Singer Johnny Mathis was called “the best all-around athlete to come out of the San Francisco Bay Area”.


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Conductor Skitch Henderson Dies at Age 87
  • You older guys will remember that he was Johnny's bandleader before Doc. He was also the bandleader for two previous Tonight hosts, Jack Paar and Steve Allen.


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Warren Beatty in radio attack on California governor Schwarzenegger


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That's My Bush! Larry and George try to put the Bush family cat to sleep using a douche.
  • This episode was possibly the greatest thing Matt and Trey have ever written. Such a brilliant parody of 50ish sitcoms. Laura overhears George talking about the family pussycat, and assumes George is talking about her own "persqueeter"
  • "And say what? That she's gettin' so old the smell is makin' me sick? [Laura assumes he's talking about her and gasps] Not to mention, it makes the strangest noises. Its hair's all gnarly and gross. You know, Karl, it's gettin' to the point where every time I see it I wanna puke!"
  • Laura goes to her doctor to "take care of the problem," so George thinks she's putting the cat to sleep.
  • Laura comes back with a douche, and George figures that's how you put a cat to sleep ... and that's where the video takes over.
  • Here's the complete transcript


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Tyco Execs In The Slammer - Mug Shots at The Smoking Gun


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Kirk vs Picard - the argument finally settled.


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Hollywood after the Anal. Hole again
  • Under a new proposed Analog Hole bill, it will be illegal to make anything capable of digitizing video unless it either has all its outputs approved by the Hollywood studios, or is closed-source, proprietary and tamper-resistant.


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"Google Inc. will resume scanning copyrighted library books into its search engine "


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Internet killed the newspaper stars. It's amazing that newspapers have not fallen faster.


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