Monday, November 07, 2005

District Attorney's Indictment of Bill Frist For Murders of 38 Children "Politically Motivated," Fox News Claims


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, Scoop must really be desperate for anti-Republican stuff if he's linking to this particular website. It looks like a 6-year old kid did it...

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

1. I linked it because I thought it was both a funny idea, and very close to what would really happen! In fact, it isn't even satire. It probably is exactly what would happen.

2. Obviously, I run stuff that makes fun of dumb-ass conservatives. I also make fun of dumb-ass liberals, as fans of Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Chirac, Ted Kennedy, and Hillary Clinton will readily attest.

Making fun of dumb-asses is what this site is about.

Sure there are some conservatives who make my skin crawl (Darth Cheney comes to mind), but there are an equal number of liberals who have the same effect (are you listening, Spicoli?)

Here's how I see it: if you only find one of those two guys creepy, then your judgment and/or sense of humor has been severely impaired by political nutbaggery.

If you find them both to be more frightening than Freddy Kruger, then Other Crap is your kind of site!

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

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You give 'em hell, Scoopy.

I'm tired of pussyboy Republicans who say it's ok to joke about Clinton BJ's but cry out "BIAS! BIIIIIIAAAAAASSSSSSSS!" when you say Tom DeLay is a thief or Bush inarticulate and incompetent.

REAL Americans poke fun at idiocy and hypocrisy no matter what party you belong to. And when the Republicans have control of every branch of government, it's not surprising that they are doing the most corrupt things. Because they can.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no problems with political satire if it's good. That link simply wasn't.

If you think that story is close to what would happen in real life, you're out of your mind.

I would also criticise links that unfairly bash democrats/liberals, but there just haven't been any recently. I'll be on the lookout...

 

NBC, CBS to offer shows on demand for 99 cents


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In case you hadn't noticed - the Colts are mighty fuckin' good. They took apart the Pats - in Foxborough.


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Superman is a Dick ... In this episode he battles Pat Boone.


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One more clip from Just Friends. (Ryan Reynolds plays a former fatty)


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The trailer for End Of The Spear. Get your tickets early for this one. Seating may be unavailable.
  • "End of the Spear" is the story of Mincayani, a Waodani tribesman from the jungles of Ecuador. When five young missionaries are speared to death by the Waodani in 1956, a series of events unfold to change the lives of not only the slain missionaries' families, but also Mincayani and his people.


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The trailer and a clip from Beowulf & Grendel


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The trailer for Mrs. Henderson Presents
  • Mrs. Laura Henderson (Judi Dench) may be a widow but she is by no means going to spend the rest her days playing bridge. The Windmill Theater becomes her game and the infamous showman Vivian Van Dam (Bob Hoskins) becomes her partner and fiercest opponent. The Germans are bombing London but the roar of the Windmill is all that can be heard, as Laura convinces Lord Cromer (Christopher Guest) to allow her actresses to be the one thing no one could ever imagine: Nude. Brought to its knees by war, what "Mrs. Henderson Presents" brings a nation to its feet in applause.


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The trailer for Edison - a crime drama with a big name cast (Spacey, Freeman, more)


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Are Jake Gyllenhaal and k.d. lang the same person?


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Blogger Buh'Weet said...

No! k. d. lang and Mario Lemieux are the same person.

 

Bird Flu Preparedness: President Unveils Plan to Inoculate Republicans (whitehouse.org)


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Kate Hudson to sue over weight stories, which might hurt her career. If she really wants to sue someone who's killing her career, she might start with whomever reads scripts for her.


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Blasphemy In A Bottle ... L.A. entrepreneurs seek to market wine with 'Jesus Juice' label
  • If religious fundies prevent the roll-out, the marketers will have to change the product back to its former pre-Jesus name: "water"


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Harry Knowles, film producer.


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Thank god for this! "A veterinarian from Colorado State University is leading a team that is pioneering methods of performing vasectomies on elephants. "


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Paris rioters reveal they are actually protesting Depardieu's retirement. ... Chirac will call in Jerry Lewis to defuse the tension


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AMC NOW USING ITS TITLE IRONICALLY ... will now be punctuated as American Movie "Classics"


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Former Independent Counsel Robert Ray reveals to Jon Stewart that you wouldn't wish his job on your worst enemy.


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"The Daily Show's Ed Helms profiles an anti-gay rights activist who'd rather say things than do research."


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Niagara Motel - The Movie - The Trailer
  • In "Niagara Motel," a group of struggling individuals cross paths at a low-rent motel in the tourist Mecca of Niagara Falls. They are not tourists and they are all, for various reasons, at crisis points in their lives. The main characters are: a knockout waitress being recruited to star in low budget porn videos, a young couple with criminal pasts struggling to recover their child from social services, and a middle class husband and wife whose marriage is disintegrating. The story also includes the woeful drunken motel manager, a prostitute working to support two children, a small time hustler, an underachieving staple salesman, the Serbian owner of the motel, his physics-studying daughter, and a social worker with a Christian bias. The needs of these people, their obvious failings and the unlucky conditions of their lives make them so vulnerable that they careen from the disturbing to the hilarious in a breathless instant. In this story, tragedy waltzes with unpredictable comedy in an intense dance of life.


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DeLAY ASKS TO SEE TEXAS CONVICT'S ESCAPE PLAN ... Wants Detailed Instructions, Diagram.
  • "One day after a death row convict who escaped from a high-security Texas prison was captured in Louisiana, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Texas) asked today to see the fugitive‚Äôs escape plan in as much detail as possible."


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Blogger The G Manifesto said...

Makes sense....

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Nicollette Sheridan tired of seeing herself in fake porn


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Don't hate her because she's fat. Kelly LeBrock weighs 176 pounds?


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Preview the first eight minutes from Wednesday's season premiere of 'Stacked.'


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The E-Mail Time Capsule - send yourself an e-mail that will arrive in 20 years.


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My son told me about this oddity in the NFL Standings: The Packers have scored more points than they have allowed - but are 1-7 (!!!)
  • They have a far better "points to points allowed" ratio than the 4-3 Patriots, and are slightly better than the 5-3 Redskins.
  • They have lost lost four games by a field goal or less, and their one and only win was a 52-3 trouncing of the Saints.


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"Judge Aims to Prevent Dead Voters in N.J."

"The case stemmed from Republican complaints that an estimated 13,000 people who apparently have died remain on voter registration lists, including 4,755 people who reportedly voted in last November's election."

  • This reminds me of a high school story. In senior year we had an election for homeroom rep on the student council. Our homeroom had 30 students, and I got 107% of the vote, despite the fact that I had voted for the other guy! Five times.
  • (My own tally was a punitive vote for being a wise-ass. Nobody actually wanted this job except the straight-arrow guy I was running against, so one of my cynical classmates nominated me, just for giggles.)
  • Unfortunately for my political career, my opponent got 110%, beating me by one vote.
  • Could you guess that we had been studying Chicago politics in civics?
  • Our homeroom teacher was a rare doofus, who didn't catch on when the total vote count exceeded 30, but finally realized there might be some hanky-panky goin' on when both candidates exceeded 30.
  • The homeroom teacher sagely declared the election void, and ordered a re-vote for the next day, but this time he would personally walk around the classroom and take a single piece of paper from each student. He did not specify the size of the paper. This time the challenge became to hand in the silliest ballot. I handed mine in on a roll of toilet paper, with the name written far inside, so that the entire roll had to be unwound to see the vote. If I remember right, mine was one of the more sensible ones.
  • Of course, taking out the multiple ballots from the jokers, the guy who wanted the job finally won, something like 20-10, but the sad thing is that I was kind of disappointed when I lost.


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"Actress Sutton Foster was rehearsing a number called 'I'm An Accident Waiting to Happen' earlier this week when she fell and broke her arm."
  • Of course nobody believes that there could be a relationship, but just in case, I'm currently rehearsing my own new number "I'm Waiting to Have Sex With Jessica Biel."


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'll start rehearsing the number "I'm A Lottery Winner Waiting To Happen". Who knows, maybe it'll work for me too.

 

Do you like movies about gladiators, Joey? How about if the gladiator is Scarlett Johansson?


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Astro Pic o' the Day: The Bubble Nebula


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

That looks so weird! Of course, In real life with the naked eye, you wouldn't get those colors, detail or contrast.

 

Rosa Parks' Lawyer: Casket Has Right To Be In Front Seat Of Hearse


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Jack White of White Stripes is changing his name to Three Quid


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and changing the band name to Quid Stripes.