Friday, November 11, 2005

Alleged spyware manufacturer sues spyware detecting software. By the logic of their lawsuit, any spyware can stay invulnerable to detection forever, as long as they declare so in their terms of use! Brilliant.


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Thief robs banks while chatting on a cell phone.


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Woman building a high-end home out of an old 747


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Did Dubya's grandfather rob Geronimo's grave?


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A sample of the illusions in David Copperfield's new Vegas-style show - "The Cheesiest Magic Ever"!


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Conan reviews the new "video IPod" ads


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Japanese heated bra aims to save the world


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The trailer for The Benchwarmers
  • "'The Benchwarmers' tells the story of three guys who try to make up for their lack of athleticism when they were younger by forming a three-man baseball team to challenge a full squad of elementary school baseballers. They develop a large following of left-out kids as they head for a high-stakes, winner-take-all game with the best team of kids in the state."
  • It stars Rob Schneider, David Spade, and that Napoleon Dynamite guy


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The trailers for Akbar Khan's Taj Mahal - now, new and improved, with Mumtaz!


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Cheerleadergate - Day 6: Cheerleader Says She Was Crying, Not Having Sex (The best part? Her lawyer's name is Joe Episcopo. After I read this, I checked the URL to see if I was reading The Onion.)


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David Spade discusses the new, fat Tyra Banks


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Stephen Colbert interviews Cokie Roberts


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The Colbert Report discusses Veteran's Day
  • It was a dying holiday. "Thankfully, President Bush has a solution to save Veteran's Day by creating new veterans."


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Jon Stewart discusses The Price of Oil. The Persian Gulf is home to the largest reserves of oil and the largest reserves of unrest.


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Jon Stewart talks to actor/comedian/author Chris Elliott


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The great novelists of the last century? I think it all boils down to three: James Joyce, William Faulkner and, of course, Nicole Richie:



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It's online. It's free. It's worth every penny. If you really want to absorb some high culture, you can read the first chapter of The Truth About Diamonds: A Novel by Nicole Richie.


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Howstuffworks ... "How the Death Star Works"


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One reason to watch My Name is Earl ... Jamie Pressley In Bikini


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NFL, Coliseum in preliminary stages for return to L.A. (Rumor has it that the Saints are going to try to stay somewhere in Louisiana. I read that the Saints owner and the Louisiana governor had reached some kind of understanding.)


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Letterman's "Top Ten Good Things About Being An 18-Year-Old Mayor"
  • 10. "Parents try to tell me what to do, I raise their taxes"
  • 6. "I got a call from Demi Moore"
  • 3. "School bullies now have to deal with the Feds"
  • 2. "Only victory speech featuring the word 'Dude'"


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Unusual Christmas gift list: Replica of Charlie Brown's Xmas tree


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The top nude scenes, by year since 1999, as chosen by the Fun House.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every single one of the nudes are women.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course. If you want a list of top sausages, I'm sure there's another site for that.

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hence the Funhouse, not "Dudes 'n Organs". A seperate site from Uncle Scoopy's Fun House.

See the difference?

 

iDoom now available on iPod nano


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Kalamazoo Public Schools announce groundbreaking scholarship program
  • I've never heard of anything like this before.


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Weekly World News demands . . . BAN ROCK MUSIC FROM DUBYA'S iPOD!


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The Daily Show: "Clearly it's time for Congress to look like it's taking action."


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Shooting has begun on Road House 2: Last Call.
  • Full name: Road House 2: Last Call, coming up right after Beastmaster
  • Ben Gazzara character: dead
  • Sam Elliott character: dead
  • Patrick Swayze: not in the movie
  • Patrick Swayze's character: not in this movie
  • Will Patton plays Dalton's brother. Jonathan Schaech plays Dalton's son.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a single character from the original, even when all those actors are so readily available (i.e. unemployed)? This is going to be a huge hit. Just like "Grease 2".

 


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Will Patton? The little balding guy who died by a tree in Mothman? Has he ever played some kind of tough guy? Ever? Wow, how fast will this go to video?

 


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But is Jeff Healey going to be in it? If not, forget it.

 

Pat Robertson warns Pennsylvania voters of God's wrath. (The voters of Dover threw out their school board for supporting "intelligent design")


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I wish God would strike this fucker dead already.

 

Al Franken eyes a run for Junior Senator from Minnesota in 2008
  • Franken said there have been actors in the White House and the Senate, though "never a comedian."
  • So America won't elect a funny guy? That shouldn't hurt Franken any!
  • Actually, I'm not sure I agree with his statement. It depends on your definition of "comedian." Both JFK and Ronald Reagan were much funnier than Franken.
  • What am I saying? EVERY president has been funnier than Franken except Silent Cal Coolidge and William Henry Harrison, and even those two guys would have been embarrassed to have written those Stewart Smalley sketches.


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Johnny Cash's daughter walked out of "Walk the Line" - five times.


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Vazquez requests trade to be close to family
  • Yeah, we'll see how much he likes the East Coast when that contract offer arrives from the Devil Rays. Why don't these guys just tell the truth? "I'd like to be traded to a team that doesn't suck."


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Dolphins can do math.


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Papua New Guinea fights AIDS with sorcery, a technique soon to be incorporated into Kansas textbooks.


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The San Francisco Chronicle responds to Bill O'Reilly's latest rant.


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The way we were: 1943 Guide to Hiring Women


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Study finds ice cream trucks to be the leading cause of insanity


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An Interview With The "Lee Corso Is A Penis" Guy


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The traler for The Libertine
  • Johnny Depp stars in "The Libertine" as the scandalously decadent John Wilmot, the second Earl of Rochester. The film follows the Earl's adventures in London, from his passionate romance with a young actress, Elizabeth Barry (Samantha Morton), to the writing of a scurrilous play which blisteringly and bawdily lampoons the very monarch who commissioned it, Charles II (John Malkovich), leading to the Earl's banishment and eventual downfall.



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ARNOLD WARNS CALIFORNIA: I'LL RETURN TO ACTING Angry Schwarzenegger Makes Ultimate Threat to State's Voters
  • “For those of you who don’t think I’m serious, let me say just five words,” Gov. Schwarzenegger said. “’Jingle All The Way 2.’”


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