Monday, November 21, 2005

President George W Bush tried to make a quick exit from a news conference in Beijing on Sunday - only to find himself thwarted by locked doors. (With video.)


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Letterman finally gets Oprah to return. Amazingly, the word "Uma" does not appear in the article.


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Oprah reveals what happened on her date with Roger Ebert. The two most intriguing revelations about that magical night:
  1. Ebert was the one who talked her into syndicating her show, thus turning her career around.
  2. Twenty years later, her pussy is still sore.


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Vice President Cheney's Remarks Angrily Rebuking Democrats' Inexcusable Transformation into Treasonously Insolent Vertebrates ... (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Six clips from The Ice Harvest, the comedy slash caper flick with Cusack and Billy Bob.


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The international trailer for River Queen
  • "River Queen depicts the story of Sarah O'Brien, an Irish immigrant to New Zealand, who becomes caught in the middle of the land wars between the European settlers and Maoris, by the Wanganui River. Kiefer Sutherland plays the leader of the European settlers (from Britain), whilst Cliff Curtis and Temuera Morrison play leaders of the Maori tribes."


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Watch the first eight minutes of Manderlay on your iPod


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Hewre's the trailer for Pulse
  • Based on the Japanese horror movie "Kairo," "Pulse" centers on a group of college students who discover that a computer hacker friend of theirs unwittingly pirated a strange wireless signal that opened a doorway for a terrifying evil to cross over into the world. As it spreads, everyone in its path is consumed, and the students must race to find a way to stop it.


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Late Night was shocked when one of its very own sketch comedians put himself before the team.


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The teaser for Lady in the Water, Shyamalan's new film.


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The top 20 geek novels


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WHAT ARE YOUR KIDS LEARNING ABOUT ISLAM?


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Japanese octopus porn challenged by Indian goat and monkey porn. The magical erotic art of India. The site also advertises greeting cards. For sheer Christmas spirit, it's hard to top goat-fuckin'!


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VIDEO: A field goal ricochets off the crossbar four times before finally dropping short.


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Lindsay Lohan has "either gotten implants or she's taken up eating again."


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The ten most dangerous U.S. cities. Detroit is only #2, but hopes to move up with some top draft picks out of Cartagena.


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MovieJuice! looks at Harry Potter and Whatever He's Concerned With This Time


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A script review of Pirates of the Caribbean 3


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You've seen subservient chicken, now see The Subservient Donald


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If you love lists, here's a site that just lists other lists.


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Family Guy: the Peanut Butter Jelly song (NOTE: it isn't broken. It just takes a long time to load.)


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Good news! Your days of drinking impure urine are over! "Pure cow urine will be sold in hygienic polypacks."
  • "Cow urine will be collected from farmers via the same channels through which milk is collected and they will be paid a reasonable price."


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A French woman has admitted attempting to open an aeroplane door mid-flight so that she could smoke a cigarette.


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RUSSELL CROWE NAMED SPOKESMAN FOR CINGULAR WIRELESS
  • "When you lose your temper, you want to make sure you have a phone handy that's easy to throw, but won't cause any permanent brain damage that results in jail time"


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Three clips from The Three Interments of Melquiades Estrada, which was directed by Tommy Lee Jones. (Warning: they are in French, without subtitles)


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CHENEY SEEKS SIXTH DEFERMENT ... Veep Hopes to Secure Place in History
  • "even without a deferment, Mr. Cheney would be unlikely to pass the routine physical necessary to serve in the military, since simple tasks like stepping out of a limousine or shaking hands with dignitaries leave him easily winded."


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The Missing Craters of Asteroid Itokawa
  • "The Japanese robot probe Hayabusa recently approached the Earth-crossing asteroid and is returning pictures showing a surface unlike any other Solar System body yet photographed -- a surface possibly devoid of craters."


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Fossilized droppings show dinosaurs grazed on grass


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SPACE.com -- The Ten Best Space Movies of All Time! (Voting results.)
  • I know that the sappy toy commercial Return of the Jedi always makes these lists, but you'd think their readers would be a little more hip than to place Jedi in the top ten while leaving Aliens off the list! In general, however, it is an interesting and eclectic mixture.
  • For comparison, here's IMDb's list based on keyword "space"
    1. Star Wars
    2. The Empire Strikes Back
    3. Alien
    4. Aliens
    5. 2001
    6. Serenity
    7. Return of the Jedi
    8. The Day the Earth Stood Still
    9. Revenge of the Sith
    10. Solaris (Russian version)
    11. The Right Stuff


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The cult classic The Prisoner is set to return to TV. It originally aired in 1967.
  • "Although it will be a radical reinvention, it will still be a heightened show with themes such as paranoia, conspiracy and identity crisis."



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