Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Colbert counts down the top five threats of the week.


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Colbert Report: Bring 'Em Back: Asian Edition. Should Sun Tzu be resurrected or left a-molderin' in the grave?


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Love this headline: "Teen charged with having sex with dummy" ... shortly after the dummy directed Oliver Twist. Wouldn't you like to see how that law is worded? (It was actually a boy teen, and he was really charged with indecent exposure.)


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That was some dress Mariah wore at the American Music Awards


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The Exorcism of Evan Rose. (The Catholic Church performs a ritual to drive the evil spirit of Bill Cosby from a college guy.)


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Harry Potter has the biggest Friday, the biggest Saturday, and the biggest Sunday in British film history.
  • It took in about $25.5 million over the weekend, which is stronger than its U.S. performance. The population of the USA is almost exactly five times that of the UK (295 million version 59), so Potter's performance in the UK is equivalent to more than $125 million for a weekend in the USA. No film has ever reached that high in the States. The record is about $115 million.


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News bulletin ... It turns out that Joaquin Phoenix's brain is not being eaten by a frog. We now return you to our regular programming.


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Three clips from Down to the Bone, a drama about co-dependent recovering addicts.


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The trailer for Sophie Scholl - The Final Days
  • "The true story of Germany's most famous anti-Nazi heroine is brought to thrilling life in the multi-award winning drama."


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Cindy Crawford on the cover of Maxim, three months shy of her 40th birthday.


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If you haven't seen it yet, here is the space parody film called ... Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning. Originally from a bunch of crazy dudes in Finland, it has become kind of a co-operative project and has been translated into many other languages.


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Here's a photo for your office caption contest - Pam Anderson, soccer mom.


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Letterman's Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind When He Encountered That Locked Door
  • 8. "Wish I'd thought of an exit strategy"
  • 7. "It was easier to get out of the national guard"



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Letterman's Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A 7-11


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The Christina Aguilera Wedding Dress


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Record-breaking Potter lifts foreign film business


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This week's movies (1500 screens): In The Mix - no advance reviews. (This is Usher's film.)


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This week's movies (3000 screens): Yours, Mine, & Ours - 7% positive reviews Hollywood Reporter and Variety split on this one, but most critics placed it in the one of the lower rings of hell.


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This week's movies (2100 screens): Just Friends - 40% positive reviews.
  • Variety and Hollywood Reporter split yet again.
  • This 67 percentage has to go down, I believe. I was going to go to this movie because Ryan Reynolds usually makes me laugh, but the online clips were so abysmal and the slapstick so predictable that I resolved to stay home and clean my glasses instead.


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This week's movies (2300 screens): Rent - 52% positive reviews. Again, Variety and Hollywood reporter split.


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This week's movies (1500 screens): Ice Harvest - 46% positive reviews. Variety and Hollywood Reporter offered one thumb up, one down.


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The Weekend Warrior's Box Office Predictions for Thanksgiving Weekend
  • The film landscape will be completely overhauled on Friday. Based on this forecast, the top ten will include five new movies plus a major expansion of Pride and Prejudice to 1100 screens.
  • On the other hand, he does not believe that P&P or any of the five new contenders will crack the top three! (Potter is obviously firmly ensconced in #1)


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Angelina Jolie is now a citizen of Cambodia, and has a Cambodian passport.


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Dave Barry's Blog: IT IS A MIRACLE THAT THE HUMAN RACE MANAGES TO SURVIVE, CONSIDERING ONE OF THE GENDERS INVOLVED
  • SERIOUS WARNING FROM DAVE: "Do not click this link at work. Or at home, if you have a shred of human decency. The fact is, you should not click this link at all. Probably you should unplug your computer right now."


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Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes


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Stephen Colbert talks to Tim Robbins


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The first clip from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe


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The teaser for DOA Dead or Alive
  • "A feature adaptation of Tecmo's bestselling game franchise 'DOA: Dead or Alive'. The movie centers on four female fighters in a competition to the death on an exotic island."
  • Oh, joy. Oh, rapture. A video game adapted to a film featuring Eric Roberts? I am so there.


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BUSH ISSUES OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL LIST OF THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR ... "Not Talking to CIndy Sheehan" High On the List


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Rio de Janeiro officials have moved to ban postcards of bikini-clad women ... because they give off the wrong impression. The officials want people to go to Rio for a different reason, that being ... um ... er ...


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Red Wings' Fischer suffers seizure, given CPR during a game


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Gwen Stefani falls out of her top at the 2005 MTV Awards


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VIDEO: Mamie van Doren is 74, and still flashing her boobs in public. (And she looks pretty damned good for someone whose career peaked in the Eisenhower administration!) There are more free vids and pics on the site as well.


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PIRELLI CALENDAR - OFFICIAL SITE


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