Wednesday, November 23, 2005

"Jessica M. is loved by Gary F. more than one could possibly imagine!"


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Madonna's new album rules the pop charts


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:|: Life Art :|: - the coffin people!


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As seen in movies ... Can you really shoot a lock off? The answer is yes - if you have a 12 gauge shotgun - but you better be a long way away when you try. If you have a rifle or a pistol, don't even bother.


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National Lampoon.com - A Kidnapper's Guide to Matt Damon
  • "So you have kidnapped Matt Damon. Good for you. Millions of Americans think about doing this their whole lives but never realize their true Matt Damon kidnapping potential. You are living the dream."


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Here's that trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean 2 (The link didn't work for me the first time, so I tried it again, and it went through. It is the real deal.)


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"Man, 50, pulls truck with penis"
  • "Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. One of Jin-Shengs most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis. The grandmaster teaches Iron Crotch in Fremont and Cupertino."


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More info about Iron Crotch penis training.


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Conan looks far, far into the future - all the way to the year 2000, courtesy of a new time-travel partner.


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A new clip from Aeon Flux


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Here's a clip from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, featuring Fiennes as Voldemort


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Independent retailers exploit Blockbuster's woes.
  • Blockbuster's cash crunch has forced them to go light on certain titles, and their stock woes are multiplied by the "no late fees" policy, which has caused severe product shortages in some outlets.
  • At this moment, with on-demand cable and Netflix already taking big chunks of the potential rental pie, and virtual rental coming closer and closer to being an everyday experience, it appears that Big Blue is in big trouble.


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Dear Scoop,


Things I am thankful this year...

  1. The Fun House
  2. Other Crap
  3. Carolina Panther Cheerleaders
  4. Jessica Alba on the beach in this bikini.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!


-Cheerleader Guy


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Nuke the FCC, part 93: A wide spectrum of groups will testify in a Senate forum on broadcast indecency.
  • The downside of this forum is expressed clearly here: "One issue that's sure to spark debate is the push by some to include cable programming, as well as premium channels, to adhere to broadcast-industry indecency standards."
  • And how long before they try the same stunts with the internet?
  • And the FCC only costs us taxpayers $300 million per year. Such a value!
  • Why the FCC should die



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"Bad Gifts to Give a 2 Year Old"


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It looks like somebody leaked the trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean 2. (I guess. The trailer was already gone by the time I got there, which seems to indicate it wasn't supposed to be there at all.)


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Re: The Libertine, with Johnny Depp ... "The MPAA was so scandalized by the 'graphic sexuality and nudity' in the flick that its ratings board spanked it with an NC-17."
  • "That meant that many newspapers wouldn't accept ads for it. After sitting on the shelf for much of a year, it has now been sanitized to the point where it's earned an R."
  • (We hope that the NC-17 version will be on the DVD.)
  • "Meanwhile, Scandinavian director Lasse Hallstrom is peeved that an under-the-table sex scene involving Heath Ledger has earned his Casanova an R rating."


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Tommy, we hardly knew ye: "Americans pay more to know Turkey before eating" (It was the headline writer's decision to capitalize Turkey, but no other words in the sentence. Perhaps it means the country?)
  • "Today we come to pay honor to our friend Tom. It seems like just yesterday when he first came into our lives, so proud, so free, the noble descendant of the very turkey eaten by the first Pilgrims so many Autumns ago. A tear stains my cheek when I hear his youthful gobble in my mind's ear. I know he would be pleased to be reunited today with his childhood playmates, Spud the Potato and Spooky the Pumpkin."


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Teri Hatcher is suing a British tabloid newspaper for libel over its claims she had 'sex romps' with men in a Volkswagen van. Let me guess the nature of her case. It was a Chevy.


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Tom Cruise has revealed he will not wed fiancee Katie Holmes until after their baby is born


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KIM JONG IL WANTS TO APPEAR ON AMERICAN IDOL


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Top Ten Dr. Phil Tips to Dave For Interviewing Oprah.


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The 25 Least Important Canadian Books


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Conan O'Brien's quotables for the week of Nov 15-18
  • "This week Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito said that he's embarrassed by some of the things he wrote in the 1980s. It turns out Alito wrote the song 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.'"
  • "The other day in Philadelphia a kindergarten teacher found a five-year-old student with eight bags of heroin. The teachers became suspicious when they noticed the child had a Courtney Love lunch box."



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Tremendous picture of Saturn's tiny moon, Pandora


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Stephen Colbert puts pant cuffs on notice.


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Donovan McNabb - out for the year. The Eagles are in last place in their division, so I suppose this is the ideal time to take care of his surgery.


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Blogger Stash said...

The ideal time would've been before their bye week when it was estimated that he would be out 4 weeks.

Without the injury was only ever going to get worse. So even if they had made enough of a run to get to the playoffs, there was an excellent chance that Donovan would not have been healthy enough to play well or at all.

Basically, if you've got a backup you can't count on for 3 games early in the season, who the **** are you going to use then?

 


Blogger Stash said...

Correction:

Without the surgury the injury..

Me type good.

 

Ortiz says: Manny not returning to Boston.
  • There will be no shortage of teams interested in the moody slugger, but very few can pony up his price of $19 million per year. The New York teams have the money, but presumably the Yanks and Mets are not possibilities, since Manny wants to leave Boston to avoid the rabid fans and pressure to win - which would be even worse in NYC. The Angels would have to salivate over the possibility of one of the top 10 outfields in baseball history, and Manny wants to play on the Left Coast ...


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No Ouija board in Ouija board movie ... and the title has been changed as well. Turns out the filmmakers couldn't afford to pay Parker Brothers for the right to use the name. It was doubly troublesome since the film was based on a true story! Oops!


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Web Browser Developers Work Together on Security. It's about damned time.


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SONY's vaunted and controversial copyrighjt protection system can be by-passed with a small piece of Scotch Tape! That's what they get for only spending three gazillion dollars to develop that system!


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