Thursday, December 01, 2005

I have never heard of a film called Anus Magillicutty (2003), but it is the new all-time worst at IMDb


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"Tori Spelling and Canadian actor Dean McDermott are expecting a baby." Spelling has ... um ... recently separated from her husband Charlie Shanian. Gee, I wonder why.


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Celebrities, then.. and now
  • Some of them aren't even identifiable (check out Elizabeth Hurley).


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Koko, the signing gorilla, has a nipple fetish


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Welcome to V8 Snowblowers.com


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Why your mom warned you against horseplay ... "A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case."
  • The convicted man is the one who videotaped the horse sex. The one who actually had sex with a horse is ... well ... kinda ... um ... dead.
  • On a more cheerful note, the horse seems to be fine! "The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses."


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"Homeless for the holidays" post-Katrina display draws ire in Nawlins
  • And nothing will wear a man out faster than drawing some ire, with the possible exception of hurling obloquy and shooting the bull


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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat"


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Letterman's "Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq"

  • "Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign"
  • "Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge"
  • "A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head"


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Aniston and Chekhov - together at last! Sundance slots an Aniston dramedy in the opening-night role.
  • Ah, the future of independent film! Gary Gilmore, the festival director, said, ""It's Chekovian in its ability to talk about social issues and people, class and idiosyncratic personalities at the same time."
  • Actually, that is an interesting spelling mistake. I'm sure Gilmore meant "Chekhovian," after the Russian dramatist, Anton Chekhov. The word in the article, "Chekovian," would refer to Pavel Chekov, Kirk's navigator on the Enterprise. But the error is something of a Freudian slip, isn't it? I can well imagine that an Aniston movie would be fairly described as "Chekovian."
  • By the way, I don't suppose Gilmore delivered that quote in writing, so the misspelling probably comes from the journalist.


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Al Qaeda Behind Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Attack


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How do you discipline your pet cobra? It's even harder when you have quintuplets.


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Affleck, Garner--and Baby


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This is a cool video! What happens if you drive your car behind a 747?


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Good news from the Swazi Observer ... The minister of Finance has awarded a goat to the winning team in last year's Mafutseni League soccer title.
  • So they have the trophy, and plenty of goat cheese for all!
  • Their response offers further proof that we are now in the post-ironic world: “We will see to it that the players are sober during the games so as to impress the minister and continue to assist us in future”


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"The Weinstein Company has acquired the rights to develop and produce a feature film based on the original hit television series The Equalizer "


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Family Guy: Brian finds Bush


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Tired of Japanese Octopus Porn? Your quest for variety may lead you to ... bikini-clad elderly female bodybuilders


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A new clip from King Kong (bottom of page, in bold type, under "updatre," which is pronounced "oop-dot-tra")


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Jon Voight as Pope John Paul II???
  • Better yet, the pope as a younger man is played by Cary Elwes!
  • That's on the CBS version. There is also a competing biopope on ABC this week.
  • Both versions show the pope flirting with young ladies in his youth.
  • Man, I can't wait for the deleted scenes. I'm trying to figure out how Jenna Jameson fits into the picture.


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More proof we live in a post-ironic world. This is not from a satire site. It is a real article. PATRICK SWAYZE wants to meet with BONO to settle their differences about the origin of mullets.
  • Bono's position: 'I read somewhere that people think Patrick Swayze invented the mullet. Someone needs to tell him I invented the mullet.'


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"Daily Show: Headlines - Operation Not-That-Bad" ... "President Bush offered a stirring wartime oratory similar to FDR's Fireside PDF Downloads."


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"BUSH CALLS 'PLAN FOR VICTORY' SLOGAN A SUCCESS ... Vows to Create Additional Slogans to Defeat Insurgents"


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Paris to wed in Hawaii at Christmas
  • Her previous wedding was to have been in October - to a different guy!! (Although both are Greek shipping heirs)


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Camilla and her kids make the Royal and Ancient Christmas Card


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