Friday, December 02, 2005

"Intoxicated" Anna Nicole provokes Live 8 suit


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"Jim Carrey Talks Ripley's Believe it or Not and The Number 23 "


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The trailer for ::::: BANDIDAS ::::: (Hayek and Cruz as cowgirls.)


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The Forbes Fictional 15 - the richest fictional characters
  • Scrooge McDuck finished a weak sixth


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Believers say the face of Jesus is visible in the dirt on a trick tailgate in Laredo, Texas
  • Actually, in this case it really does look like an image of Jesus. Why is he appearing in dirt patterns? What does He have against the car wash business?


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For the cruel little girl on your Christmas list: The Avenging Unicorn Set


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"Colbert's word of the day: spectacle" ... "Stephen reveals that the threat of lethal injection is the number one reason Stephen hasn't murdered anyone yet."


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"Colbert Report: Richard Clarke interview" ... "The former counter-terrorism czar reveals when the GWAT will end."


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Jon Stewart discusses Eastern Europe with White Stripes


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Conan hosts the annual Christmas Vigoda Lighting


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Seven clips from Illusion
  • "A legendary film director is shown three visions of the life of the son he never knew. As he lies dying, he is given one last chance to affect his son's life."
  • This stars, of all people, the legendary Kirk Douglas! Check out Clip 1 - It's heartbreaking, for a variety of reasons.


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Dalton and Mr Bean - together at last! Four clips from Keeping Mum
  • "The sleepy English hamlet of Little Wallop is about to receive a rude awakening, as the absent-minded Reverend Walter Goodman (Rowan Atkinson), his dissatisfied wife Gloria (Kristin Scott Thomas), and their two children, Holly and Petey, await the arrival of their new housekeeper, Grace Hawkins (Maggie Smith). Gloria is a woman struggling to cope. Her teenage daughter's a nymphomaniac, her young son's the perennial target for the local bullies, and her marriage to Walter has long-since dwindled into monotony. It's no wonder she's failing to resist the advances of her handsome, American, lothario of a golf pro, Lance (Patrick Swayze). What this family needs is salvation. And fast. It comes in the form of "Grace Hawkins", a gentle motherly woman with a smile for everyone and an answer for everything. But Grace is not all she seems..."
  • I got terrified by the part about the nympho daughter. That suggested that it might have some nudity, and in that case I'll have to watch it someday.


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The French trailer for || Angel-A ||, "Luc Besson's romantic comedy."
  • Did Sam Peckinpah ever do a romantic comedy?


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"David Letterman has learned the Power of Oprah: her 'Late Show' appearance Thursday earned him his biggest audience in more than a decade."
  • "Winfrey's appearance more than tripled Letterman's typical audience"


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Four advance cuts from Paris Hilton's album have been posted at myspace


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Urban Legends: Photographs show anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan sitting in an empty tent at a book signing. (Status: True.)


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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Department Store Santa"
  • "There's always two or three elves on defibrillator duty"
  • "Tries to snort the fake snow"
  • "The suit is more orange than red and reads 'Auburn Correctional Facility'"
  • "Points out which kids he thinks will be gay"


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THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS, including some pre-Christian origins


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"Bush War Plan Clearly Written In Crayon "


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Merck Cuts 7,000 Jobs To Help Boost Anti-Depressant Sales


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Jessica Simpson Thought Prenuptial Agreement Would Lead to Prenuptial Sex ... "'Money's immaterial to Jess. All she wanted to know was whether Ashlee would still legally be her sister after the divorce.'"


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Avril Lavigne and Richard Gere - together at last. A movie made for those who love everything about movies except the fact that they don't suck hard enough.


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For your next New York stay - The Hotel Pennsylvania


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Two clips from Pulse
  • A computer hacker creates a virus from hell which turns out to be a virus ... um ... well, from hell, actually.


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Coming Soon now has links to a bazillion clips from King Kong


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"Daily Show: Headlines - World AIDS Day!" ... "World AIDS Day could be Hallmark's worst idea yet."


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No wonder Aeon Flux wasn't pre-screened for critics. ...Here's what people have said so far:
  • Aeon Flux is a flux-up of prodigious proportions."
  • "... thoroughly awful and unusually incoherent."
  • "be prepared to make this response to the picture: 'whaaa?'"


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William Shatner for Chrysler Canada


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A Christmas Story, re-enacted in 30 seconds by bunnies


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"VATICAN SPOKESMAN CONFIRMS ... PEACE TALKS UNDER WAY BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS! ... War between good and evil has left Hell virtually bankrupt! "


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USATODAY: Oscar preview


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The latest sport to go X-Treme: Spitting


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VAN WILDER 2: THE RISE OF TAJ will not have Van Wilder in it at all!!! (It will star that Kumar dude as the new BMOC.)


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Nicole Richie is angling for a sitcom


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"The Colbert Report: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay" ... "If you've had no homosexual encounters for three years or more, you can become a priest."


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"Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi talks to Jon Stewart about the country's change in debate over Iraq."


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"The Daily Show's Senior Political Analyst Ed Helms profiles the military's unique Photo Ops unit."


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"The Daily Show's Rob Corddry outlines our plan to make Iraq an enormous superpower with a grudge against the U.S."


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The trailer for The White Countess
  • Set in Shanghai in the late 1930s, this is the story of the relationship between a disillusioned former US diplomat and a refugee White Russian countess reduced to a sordid life in the city's bars.


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Four clips and a high-def trailer from Aeon Flux


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How YOU doin'? NBC pulls 'Joey'
  • Joey has been removed from the schedule, but it is not officially canceled. Yet.


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Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston were pulled over by Scottsdale police earlier this week, and Vaughn was given a sobriety test


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Australia's Peter Weir to direct Johnny Depp in 'Shantaram'


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