Saturday, December 03, 2005

Keith Olbermann reviews wacky British inventions


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Bush and Cheney Break into Daniel Ellsberg's Psychiatrist's Office
  • (Wow, talk about obscure satire.)


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Allah Cancels "Virgins for Martyrs" Program


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James Cameron looking for new faces for his next (semi-animated) movie.
  • What the hell? He hasn't made a movie in about a decade. You think he might have come up with somebody in all that time.


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Filthy, the Dean of The School of Hard Knocks, and the world's greatest film critic, is back - with a review of Aeon Flux
  • "I wish I'd been hit by a truck on the way to the Olde Town Cinema and missed Aeon Flux. Traction and a cast has got to be better than this shit. "
  • "the movie was made by a director and writers so fucking clueless they think this is really deep thinking, or at least original enough to presented with an awestruck flatness."
  • "I wouldn't call Aeon Flux lazy so much as it is incompetent, like everyone involved was in way over their heads. And I guess that's better in moviemaking than in engineering or surgery. Fuck, if this thing were the operating room, someone would have a hand sewed onto his face. If it were engineering, the top three floors of a Holiday Inn would be filled with sewage."
  • "Aeon Flux is bad, bad like a cold or herpes, bad in a way you could avoid if you tried. And you should, because this One Finger shitfest sucks ass."




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Hundreds of fans packed the Philadelphia streets Saturday for an open casting call for extras for the new 'Rocky' movie.


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Shock Rocker Manson Reportedly Marries
  • "Marilyn Manson married his longtime girlfriend Saturday in Ireland, People magazine reported on its Web site."


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A question from a future history test: what came after generations X and Y? The MySpace Generation
  • "They live online. They buy online. They play online. Their power is growing"
  • Also known as "generation @"
  • Hey - where does the Pepsi generation fit within the historical continuum?


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Press Plagiarist of the Year Award
  • It is a backdoor way to document when press journalists steal material from blogs (or at least to accuse them of doing so.)


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Merriam-Webster's introduces the Open Dictionary, their own version of a wiki.
  • They have no idea how inaccurate (and obscene!) this will get before they get it under some control!


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"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months"


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Padster's choice: the filthiest joke of the week.


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I dunno, the BCS system doesn't seem that bad to me.
  • There isn't much doubt that the right two teams are playing in the Rose Bowl for the championship. Texas won 70-3 in their conference championship game (and they went ahead 70-3 halfway through the third quarter. It looked like a lock for a century until they put in the band and the cheerleaders.) Meanwhile USC won 66-19 against the 11th best team in the country!
  • As Comic Book Guy might write: Best ... Rose Bowl ... ever ...?


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Daily Box Office - Friday, December 2, 2005
  • Aeon Flux came very close to unseating Harry Potter for the top spot!!! It actually beat Potter in revenues per screen, and by quite a wide margin! (The film was released on Friday and there were no screenings for critics until late Thursday night, thus there were no reviews in the Friday papers.)
  • It will make for an interesting case study, because reviews are now in, and the New York Post called it the worst of the year BY FAR. Another critic noted: "Charlize Theron has her Oscar. Now she has her Catwoman."


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Mother (aka Seduction of a Nerd) (aka Up Your Teddy Bear)
  • Not only is it the Citizen Kane of Yodeling Porn, but it is probably the only film in which Wally Cox does a nude sex scene.


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First RIAA lawsuit heads to trial


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Which celebrity do you look like? It told me I look like Jean Claude Van Damme and Mark Hamill. I don't really see the resemblance, but Van Damme does look like exactly like my father's brother looked 30 years ago, so I guess it makes some sense. At least it wasn't Abe Vigoda or Clint Howard.


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Hangman promises good job
  • "Mr Singh, 74, is Singapore's chief executioner and has hanged more than 800 prisoners over 45 years."


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Celebrity mug shots in needlepoint.


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Wooden Laptop Works Great, Except For the Splinters


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Paris Hilton Releases Her Own Line Of Computer Viruses


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Jennifer Aniston Sets New Toilet Paper Fashion Trend


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Letterman's "Top Ten Messages Left On Oprah's Answering Machine"
  • "This is Ashton. Letterman really thinks you're coming! This is gonna be the best 'Punk'd' ever!"


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