Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Holiday classic update: IT'S A WONDERFUL INTERNET


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SNL's Celebrity Mugshot Poker


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The Penis Project


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WTF??? The William Shatner DVD Club
  • No, thanks. I still haven't recovered from the William Shatner Record Club or the William Shatner Hair Club For Men
  • (By the way, the DVD Club is real, assuming we can enlist Bill Clinton to give us a really slippery definition of "real," not to mention "is.")


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VIDEO: The ol' "golf balls in the car" prank


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"What was the world's first banner ad?"


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Suicide Shuts Down "The Daily Show"


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The trailer for Poseidon, the remake of the Poseidon Adventure.
  • Very attractive trailer, but is it legal to make a sinking ship movie without Billy Zane?


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NBC Cuts Pamela Anderson Pole Dance Video.
  • Damn! That was my favorite part of Meet the Press.


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The Weekend Warrior's Box Office predictions for December 16-18
  • He thinks Kong will open at $67m, with Narnia falling to half that, and The Family Stone logging in with a sleepy $9m.


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Key West Fantasy Fest 2005 - photos (nudity!)


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Here is the complete list of Golden Globe nominations


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Critics Are Savaging 'GEISHA' . . .An Oscar Hopeful Gone Horribly Wrong ?


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Ugueth Urbina: awaiting trial in Venezuela.


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"Car Buried in 1957 to Be Unearthed in '07"


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VIDEO: What Santa Does With Your Letters


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Indiana Bart (Simpsons parody of Raiders)


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Don Markstein's Toonopedia
  • " ... the world's first hypertext encyclopedia of toons which will soon, I hope, come to be regarded as the Internet's most comprehensive source of information about the U.S. toon scene.


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40 Year-Old Virgin DVD launches with chest-waxing contest


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Weenie Babies - The Christmas package with a package


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Three clips from Jim Carrey's Fun With Dick and Jane


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Yo, Adrian ... Rocky Balboa has a blog?


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The trailer for Confetti
  • "A sharp and affectionate comedy featuring an ensemble of UK comedic talents, "Confetti" follows three couples as they duke it out to win a bridal magazine contest for "Most Original Wedding of the Year." The talented cast -- which includes Martin Freeman ("The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," "Love Actually," "The Office"), Jessica Stevenson ("Shaun of the Dead," "Spaced," "The Royle Family," Stephen Mangan ("Green Wing"), Felicity Montagu ("I'm Alan Partridge"), award-winning comedian Jimmy Carr in his first screen performance and Alison Steadman ("Topsy-Turvy," "Life is Sweet") -- was afforded total creative freedom within the confines of a carefully crafted story frame. To prepare, the cast took part in weeks of intense workshops where they began the process of developing and inhabiting their unique roles."


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"ANISTON, KONG TO WED" ... Friends Star, Giant Ape Are Hollywood's Latest Power Couple
  • "The two stars came into each other’s lives at the perfect time, the friend said, with Ms. Aniston nursing her wounds from her breakup with actor Brad Pitt and Mr. Kong nursing his wounds from being shot down from the top of the Empire State Building."


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2006 Brings Many 'Da Vinci'-Esque Books


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Brokeback Mountain tops Golden Globe nominations.


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"San Jose officials are still wondering how a miniature golf course landed on a federal list of the most attractive terrorist targets. "
  • Osama is not forgiving when those little windmills trap his ball.


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Letterman's "Top Ten Perks Of Winning The Heisman Trophy"


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A script review of Jason Stratham's Crank.


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This week's movies (3500 screens): King Kong - 95% positive reviews. Pretty much universal raves for this film, which is also expected to kick some serious ass at the box office.


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This week's movies (2250 screens): The Family Stone - 86% positive reviews.
  • This retro holiday movie has been compared to the films of Frank Capra and Doug Sirk. I guess you better bring handkerchiefs.


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Conan O'Brien - quotables for the week of December 6-9
  • "It's been reported that Justin Timberlake has been turned down for a role in a movie because his voice is too high. Which is weird, since Timberlake was auditioning for the role of 'Frightened Little Girl No. 3.'"
  • "Earlier this week, President Bush lit the candles on the White House Menorah. There was an awkward moment because when Bush saw the Menorah he said, 'Cool, a flaming rake.'"
  • "The New York Mets announced that they are pursuing first baseman Julio Franco who is 47 years old. Franco will be back-up for the Mets' current first baseman, Morley Safer."




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The trailer for The Other Side
  • "Award-winning writer and director Gregg Bishop delivers a fast-paced supernatural thriller about Samuel North (Nathan Mobley), who has just been murdered and sent to Hell. There, in "the Pit", two other damned souls on the run help Samuel escape back to the world of the living to be reunited with the girl he loves. But now, Samuel has Hell to pay: the Netherworld has sent 3 Reapers (invincible bounty hunters from Hades) to hunt and kill each of the escaped men. Samuel must solve his own murder and fight for his soul's redemption in order to escape The Other Side."


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Coming Soon has links to four clips from Hostel, Eli Roth's new horror flick. (He did Cabin Fever)


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A new featurette about Spielberg's Munich


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Here's a clip from The New World, Terrence Malick's new film.


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There's no Wikipedia entry for 'moral responsibility'! (There is now! I guess somebody read the article.)


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The internet has really arrived. Newsweek looks at search engine optimization.


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