Monday, December 19, 2005

A first look at Pulse
  • "Based on the Japanese horror movie 'Kairo,' 'Pulse' centers on a group of college students who discover that a computer hacker friend of theirs unwittingly pirated a strange wireless signal that opened a doorway for a terrifying evil to cross over into the world. As it spreads, everyone in its path is consumed, and the students must race to find a way to stop it."


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Britney Spears sues "Us"
  • "To sum up, Spears maintains that (a) there is no Pam-and-Tommy tape; (b) there was no threatened leak; (c) there was no viewing party for lawyers; (d) 'there was no laughter, disgust or goofy behavior while watching the video...because they did not watch any video...because there is no such video."


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Shocking Guns - I Want One Of Those
  • when you shoot your mate (and you better make sure it's that way round), instead of there just being a lame beep, your mate gets an electric shock through the handle of their gun. Now, how neat is that?! There are two levels of shock - wimp or tough guy.


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Dress your Gay Dog


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"Keira Knightley WILL be starring in Silk, adapted from the novella by Alessandro Baricco. It is likely she will play silkworm trader Herve Joncour's wife Helene, as stated by the Daily Mail story which first mentioned the role last week. The movie will be directed by Francois Girard who has redrafted Baricco's original screenplay. Filming is set for mid 2006, inbetween Pirates DMC and final work on Pirates 3."


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Hacking the Animated Singing Santa!


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SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap


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"More than 100 women in undies marched through Sydney today to make a point about body image," although nobody seems to know exactly which point.


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"A 19-year-old student spent three agonizing days with a toothbrush lodged in her stomach - after she accidentally swallowed it and nobody would believe her."
  • This story from the Phuket Gazette, an online English newspaper for Phuket, Thailand
  • Their motto: "The news fit to print? Phuket"
  • I was wondering where to find a toothbrush-swallowing story, but then I just figured "Phuket"
  • Their tourism motto: "If you can't get to Bangkok - Phuket instead!"


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A teaser from Date Movie
  • Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Eddie Griffin, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge, Sophie Monk, Carmen Electra
  • "From the writers of 'Scary Movie' and 'Spy Hard' comes this spoof on romantic comedies. Hannigan plays the lead, while Campbell plays her romantic interest. Griffin is Hannigan's father, while Coolidge and Willard are Campbell's parents."


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Six face trial for 'Scream' theft, but the famous painting is still missing.


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"TERROR SUSPECTS TO RECEIVE FREQUENT FLIER MILES"


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MovieJuice! reviews King Kong
  • "... the story of a misunderstood beast ripped from his natural habitat and cruelly exhibited for the public's entertainment, much like Dan Rather"
  • "...most of Adrien's action challenges him to stare wide-eyed in wonder, as if he's momentarily possessed by Dakota Fanning."


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IGN: Patience 360: Ten Reasons to Wait for PS3


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WWTDD suggests: Jessica Simpson is enhanced - in the lips (I don't know or care about that, but read the comments!)


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Conclusive proof: NASA fakes moon landing!


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The teaser announcement for X3


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Bill Clinton has reportedly recorded a video message for Elton John's 'hen night'.
  • Clinton says: "If there were more people in the world like Elton, then the world would be a better place. And more important, there would be more chicks free!"



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Best nude scene of the year????

It's that time again. We're on the nominating process.

Here is my premininary, first-pass list of the scenes which I believe to be valid contenders for best scene. In essence this is my hypothetical list of all scenes which could possibly be considered the best nude scene of the year. It should include anything which people could possibly pick with their one and only vote. I assembled this list from this longer list. If I have forgotten anything, or if some of the ones on the linked secondary list should make the short list, please let me know by mailing me here.


  • Carla Gallo in Carnivale

  • Mia Kirshner in The L-Word

  • Juliet Marquis in This Girl's Life

  • Stormy Daniels in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

  • Emily Blunt in My Summer of Love

  • Embeth Davitz in Junebug (??)

  • Alison Eastwood in The Lost Angel

  • Margo Stilley in 9 Songs

  • Bryce Dallas Howard in Manderlay

  • Alexis Dziena in Broken Flowers

  • Jamie King in Sin City

  • Carla Gugino in Sin City

  • Alison Lohman in Where the Truth Lies

  • Lori Heuring in 8mm2

  • Zite Gorog in 8mm2

  • Bijou Phillips in Havoc

  • Anne Hathaway in Havoc

  • Anne Hathaway in Brokeback Mountain

  • Jacyln DeSantis in Carlito's Way: The Rise to Power

  • Michelle Krusiec in Saving Face

  • Lynn Chen in Saving Face

  • Joan Allen in Off the Map

  • Jenny McCarthy in Dirty Love

  • Emma de Caunes in Ma Mere

  • Joana Preis in Ma Mere

  • Vera Farmiga in Down to the Bone

  • Felicity Hufmann in Transamerica

  • Maria Bello in A History of Violence

  • Michelle Monaghan in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

  • Kate Norby in The Devil's Rejects

  • Taryn Manning in Hustle and Flow

  • Keira Knightley in The Jacket

  • Jennifer Esposito in Crash

  • Rachel Weisz in The Constant Gardner

  • Alison Pill in Dear Wendy

Again, don't write me to tell me that I missed a stray nipple somewhere, but DO write if my list does not include the one scene you would vote for as the best of the year.


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The Saugeen Stripper of Western Ontario - Here's the story


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The Saugeen Stripper -here are the pictures


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Gavin, the Dancing Penis
  • "This animation test for Gavin, the penis protagonist of an as yet untitled comedy in development by Opiate Films, left jaws hanging when it was presented as part of a marketing package in Cannes."


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The trailer from Rescue Dawn
  • "Christian Bale and Steve Zahn will star in 'Rescue Dawn,' an action drama by Werner Herzog and based on the director's acclaimed 1997 documentary, 'Little Dieter Needs to Fly'. The film recounts the true story of German-born Dieter Dengler, who dreamed of being a pilot and eventually made his way to the United States, where he joined the military during the Vietnam War era. He was shot down over Vietnam and captured. Eventually he organized an escape with a small band of captives. Bale will play Dengler, and Zahn will play an ill-looking and bent POW."


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A miraculous day for the Washington Redskins.
  • They seemed to be just about out of the playoffs, but they won in a week when Dallas, Atlanta, Minnesota and Tampa Bay all lost, thus vaulting them into the #6 spot. (They'd be in if the season had ended today.) They have it in their own hands. They have beaten Dallas twice face-to-face, and have an 8-2 conference record, so they're lookin' good on tie-breakers.


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