Saturday, December 24, 2005

Hubble finds two moons, rings around Uranus.
  • Write your own line and insert here. I just can't do it. That poor planet has been the butt of too many jokes already.


Posted: 11:13 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Merry F#%$in' Christmas, featuring William Shatner:


Posted: 10:56 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

HITMAN.us - Professional Killings
  • "our contract killers are waiting for your call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
  • Prices start at $50,000, and Master Card is accepted!


Posted: 10:50 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

A preview of Brittany Daniel's nudity in Rampage


Posted: 7:37 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Felicity Huffman in Transamerica


Posted: 7:22 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Having failed in the opposite direction, the Colts are now trying to set the record for most consecutive losses.
  • Well, to be fair, Dungy lost a teenaged son to suicide this week, Manning didn't play much, the Colts didn't really try very hard to win, and the Seahawks are really, really good.
  • But why be fair when we can make snarky comments?


Posted: 6:33 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Daily Box Office - Friday, December 23, 2005
  • Kong and Narnia are still in a dead heat for first place, staving off two Wednesday openings and four Friday openings or expansions.
  • The highest per-screen averages went to (1) Brokeback Mountain and (2) Spielberg's Munich, but they are only in 217 and 532 theaters respectively.
  • The Ringer opened in the five spot, while Memoirs of a Geisha was one rung lower on the ladder.
  • The two Wednesday openings held on to the three and four positions, but they are in 3000 theaters each, compared to 1500-1800 for the Friday films.
  • Further crowding the already packed field, Rumor Has It, Wolf Creek and The Producers open tomorrow


Posted: 5:50 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Al Franken entertains the troops.
  • "Woot! Do Stuart Smalley again!"
  • This marks the first time that the words "Franken" and "entertains" have ever been used together in that order
  • Kidding aside, Franken is doing a good thing. He is presenting a completely apolitical USO show for the guys in Iraq who are stuck there for the holidays.


Posted: 5:30 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Rick Sanatorum is shocked, shocked to find that religion was behind the teaching of intelligent design in Dover
  • Can't blame him. Nobody could have possibly known that claiming "God made it" was inspired by religion.


Posted: 5:18 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The 50 Greatest Gadgets of the Past 50 Years


Posted: 4:59 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

NFL round-up
  • The Chargers and Falcons are now are out of the playoff picture.
  • The Redskins beat the Giants, which means that they not only have the inside lane on the wild card race, but could actually win the division if everything goes perfect for them!
  • Did I mention that the Browns lost 41-0?


Posted: 4:39 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The top ten movies from Alternate Earth, 2005.
  • Old Dudes on Skates – It's true that Michael Caine, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Duvall and Jack Nicholson have played these types of crafty codgers before – but seeing them all on-screen together as aging roller-derby champs back for one last hurrah was one of the year's most heartwarming cinematic triumphs.
  • The Quiet Candle – Jean Alain Dumont's somber fairy tale about lovers (Juliette Binoche, Jean-Pierre Bacri) sorting through the last days of their dying relationship is a languid reflection on unopened letters, unmade beds and long silences over cigarettes and wine. Nothing, in fact, happens during the film's entire 90 minutes, but that nothing is so exquisitely photographed that its emptiness is all the more compelling.


Posted: 4:29 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

VIDEO: ::: Is President Bush drinking again? :::


Posted: 4:25 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

retroCRUSH: retro Christmas pics


Posted: 4:23 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The most famous of all Bushisms, caught on tape.
  • "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we".


Posted: 4:16 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The all-LEGO version of Leave it to Beaver, (and Star Wars)


Posted: 4:11 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

From our "Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" department: The Japanese have their own version of Christmas, climaxing with the ceremony in which hot topless chicks worship a giant pink penis.


Posted: 4:02 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Redneck Christmas Carols


Posted: 3:59 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Frank Miller talks Sin City 2


Posted: 3:59 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Another Christmas Carol. The Ken Starr references are now dated, but there are still some laughs to be had.


Posted: 3:56 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The Night Bin Laden Tried to Steal Christmas ... A Poem by: George W. Bush"


Posted: 3:52 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Twelve Days of (Gangsta) Christmas


Posted: 3:51 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Safe Sex Dress


Posted: 3:45 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The trailer from Leonard Cohen I'm Your Man, a documentary about the ever-depressing singer/songwriter.


Posted: 3:43 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Actor Brad Renfro Charged With Trying to Buy Heroin


Posted: 3:37 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Teenager marries Kaka.
  • I now pronounce you dung and wife


Posted: 3:35 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The 30 Greatest Games of 2005


Posted: 12:25 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The top scientific achievements of 2005


Posted: 12:13 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)