Saturday, December 31, 2005

Paris Hilton Digging for Crabs


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Ricky Martin is absolutely not gay. Not even a little bit.


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According to News of the World: "SUPERSTARS Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting a baby"


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'Sir' Tom Jones - Welsh Pop Star Knighted (Actual name: Sir Thomas Woodward)


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Top 20 Public Domain Movie Torrents


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Sports Illustrated Pictures Of The Year


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Daily Box Office - Friday, December 30, 2005
  • No surprises. With no new releases this week, it's just more of the same. Narnia is back on top of Kong, but just barely
  • Munich is the highest in terms of revenues per screen.


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The Dirty Dozen: The Twelve Worst-Reviewed Films of 2005
  • There were 32 films which received fewer than 10% positive reviews, per RT
  • Forty films had a Metacritic score below 32/100 (Equal to worse than one and a quarter stars out of four.)
  • 35 films were rated below 3.7 at IMDB
  • Twelve films appeared on all three lists, and they are summarized on the linked chart.
  • There was no consensus this year, unlike last year, which saw Superbabies crawl away from the competition.
  • According to RT, the worst-reviewed film of the year was King's Ransom, which received no good reviews at all out of 42. Running neck and neck with it was Alone in the Dark, with 1% positive reviews out of 111.
  • According to Metacritic, the worst reviews belonged to David DeFalco's Chaos, with an impressive average score of 3/100!
  • According to IMDb voters, the worst film of the year was In The Mix, which is currently sporting an 1.5 score!
  • In comparing all three lists, I concluded that the consensus "winner" was Ewe Boll's Alone in the Dark, followed by King's Ransom and Son of the Mask.
  • I was very fortunate this year. The only one of the twelve I had to watch was Dirty Love.


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The Onion's Ten Best of 2005


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Viral Video: The 10 Best of 2005


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retroCRUSH: The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2005


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Tom Cruise Voted "Most Irritating Star Of All Time"
  • More annoying than Julia Roberts, Ben Affleck, or James Spader? Come now. Cruise is only annoying off screen, and I never see that anyway.


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POLL: Laura Bush is significantly more popular than her husband.
  • Of course, the importance of that accomplishment is diminished somewhat by the fact that Charles Manson and Carrot Top are also more popular than the President.


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Naked women. The most important New Year's tradition of all.


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PC Christmas Carol for Next Year: Unisex-Name the Colored Body-Part Animal


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Scientists Discover Most Boring Substance Ever
  • Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with Al Franken


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The Worst Gifts of 2005
  • My First Deep Fryer
  • Betsy Crapsy
  • Chevy Chase Show DVD Boxed Set


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Dick Clark 'Not 100%' as Clock Is Ticking


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"A rash of stolen toilets in Jacksonville has city police thinking the previously unthinkable: Serial toilet thief on the loose."


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RIAA lawyers bully witnesses into perjury
  • This is scary. When caught in the act, the lawyer who suborned perjury said, "It didn't matter, someone is going to be responsible and someone is going to have to pay." Then the lawyer threatened that unless the defendant paid $4,000.00 immediately, his client authorized him to conduct extensive discovery which would only increase the amount that he would eventually owe.
  • Translated out of lawyer talk, he said, "You have caught me committing s serious crime which should get me disbarred and possibly even have to face prison time. To punish you, my client will sue you for far more." Nice racket!


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Out of Africa Asia.


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Previously unknown Windows security flaw is 'severe'


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Recording Industry vs The People: Programmer Challenges RIAA "Investigation"


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