Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Fly to the moon in minutes with hyperdrive?


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Pictures and the trailer from The Da Vinci Code


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Lindsay Lohan shows some of the good stuff to Vanity Fair.
  • Well, sorta good.


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The big game was as even as could be, but Texas ended up with three more points
  • It was dead even in total yards, dead even in first downs
  • Yes, the Longhorns have a one-man team, but that one man proved to be enough! 40 passes without an interception, and 200 yards rushing in his spare time.


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Jon Stewart will host the Oscars


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The Weekend Warrior makes his weekly box office predictions
  • He thinks Narnia and Kong will hold off the new Eli Roth gorefest (Hostel) to hang on to 1 and 2.
  • He predicts Munich will sneak into the top five through its expanded distribution.


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The international trailer for ::::: BANDIDAS ::::: (Cruz and Hayek cowgirl movie)


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The cast: Jane Curtin and Fred Savage?. The Year - 1988? No - now.


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Worst reality show idea ever: Skating with Celebrities


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Denise Richards has announced through her rep that she is 'moving forward with divorce proceedings


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You can bet Richard Gere has this page bookmarked


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How to Put Bunnies in a Trance


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The wheels of justice grind fine: "mooning, while distasteful, is not illegal in Maryland."


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Sony Pictures 2006 Preview


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Gone, Baby, Gone is the upcoming movie with the words we've been longing to hear: "written and directed by Ben Affleck"
  • Affleck will not act in it, which makes it a lot like his other films


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Cheerleader Guy's recommendation for maximum Rose Bowl enjoyment tonight: The Brent Musburger Drinking Game


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Short films: Fast Times at Hero High
  • Funny mini-parody of Fast Times. The teacher knows who ordered the pizza in class (Luthor) because it has double pepperoni and Kryptonite.


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The perfect combination of elements? Many would argue for beer and football, but I have to go with chocolate syrup, partially naked co-ed wrestlers, and saxophone music


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'Futurama' may get a new lease on life


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"You have never seen an almost-accident like this one."


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URL says it all except "why?": ChristianThrowbackJersey.com


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Scientists prove soccer is the most exciting game
  • Their logic is that it is the game with the highest likelihood of a "giant killer" upset
  • Well, yeah. I'm not surprised by that, since every game ends in a 0-0 tie, and they break the tie by playing a completely different game.
  • By the same logic, the same scientists narrowed the data to the past ten years, and found that baseball is the most exciting game over that period!
  • The same logic demonstrated that American football is the least exciting game
  • My proposal to make American football more exciting (by this definition): play only one quarter, which will cause a lot of games to end in ties or upsets. When the score is tied, settle the tie by a "penalty kick" contest of field goals in which the better team has no better chance of winning unless they happen to have a better place kicker. Then it will be just as "exciting" as soccer. (And baseball!)
  • Fortunately, those scientists have never seen any sports games, so they are able to view this with complete objectivity.


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London's Daily Mail says: Gwyneth seeks ghostbusters to get rid of ghastly apparitions in her home.
  • Of course, the Daily Mail also says that we are being threatened by Outer Space Yogurt Monsters
  • I'm going to take a guess that those emaciated, pale visions she sees are some newfangled things called mirrors.
  • For the record, Paltrow says there's not a ghost of a chance that this story is true
  • Also in the same story: "Orlando Bloom was spotted with Kate Bosworth at a 7-Eleven in Stockholm, Sweden asking where he could buy a lobster." Because, surprisingly enough, Swedish 7-Eleven clerks are considered to be the premiere sources for lobster-related info. If you want to know about crabs, however, you have to go to Circle K.


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Letterman to O'Reilly: 60% of what you say is crap
  • O'Reilly, as always, feels that he's been underestimated


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At last! An instructional video that we realy need. "How to talk your girl into Anal Sex"


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Lettermania: Top Ten Ways New York Will Be Different If Donald Trump Becomes Governor


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When did women start shaving their legs and underarms?


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From our "sounds boring but is kinda cool" department: A time-lapse video of the seasons in Norway, ranging from bitter, joint-numbing cold all the way to winter.


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Some gorgeous old Marilyn Monroe pics


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Ocean's Thirteen Aimed for a 2006 Start


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Four clips from April's Shower
  • "April's Shower" is a comedy of love, romance, and expectation. We meet the eclectic cast of characters as they arrive for a seemingly traditional wedding shower. Alex, a chef, put out by her efforts to host the perfect shower, struggles with her tangled relationship with the bride-to-be. Unpredictable twists and turns climax in a tender but madcap finale as Alex reveals her secret, not only affecting the course of her life but almost everyone at the shower.


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"PARIS HILTON RESOLVES TO BE EVEN SLUTTIER IN '06 ... Hotel Heiress Setting Bar Impossibly High, Experts Say"


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"Jesus and his disciples used cannabis to carry out miraculous healings."
  • Original title of The Last Supper - The Last Munch-Out
  • This is not a Weekly World News thing. It is from a legitimate news source. (Well, almost. It's from The Guardian.) The analysis has supposedly been done by biblical and historical scholars.


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The Swedish Ministry of Health and Social Affairs shows how easy it is to change someone's appearance
  • I wonder what Dick Cheney looked like before his make-over


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