Friday, January 06, 2006

Student charged with a felony for using the refresh button


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Lettermania: Top Ten Things Elvis Would Say If He Were Alive Today
  • "My daughter married who?"
  • "Sonny! Red! Get me out of this coffin!"


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What was the Spanish Main? Was there a Spanish Backup?


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Twigs Bent Left or Right
  • "Understanding how liberals and conservatives differ, from conception on"


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A script review of El Cantante, the upcoming Hector Lavoe biopic.


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The reviews start to come in for Ewe Boll's latest masterpiece: BloodRayne - 0% positive reviews.
  • Ewe is still seeking the elusive zero. Alone in the Dark scored 1%. Dare to dream, Dr. Boll. Dare to dream.


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Blood Rayne is "merely bad instead of a cinematic atrocity"


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Amazon.com: Elk Carcass. Check this out. People who bought this item also bought:
  • "You Are Going to Prison" by Jim Hogshire
  • Anal Douche, from California Exotic Novelties
  • Oscar Mayer Beef Bologna, 8 oz
I was in retail for many years, but would never have thought of plus-selling anal douche to the elk carcass consumers. No wonder I failed!


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Dave Barry's Blog: REAL ESTATE UPDATE


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-Cheerleader Guy reports, "Texas won by three, but who won the battle of the cheerleaders...we all did!" His note: "Neither site has updates from Wednesday's Classic, so there are no pics of the USC's traditional white sweaters with roses, or of Texas' White Cheer Squad (AKA the hotties wearing chaps in the back of the end zone)."


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Nine clips from Last Holiday, a new comedy with Queen Latifah


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The first two clips from Underworld: Evolution


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"Horns could repeat if Young returns"
  • No shit, Sherlock. Current ranking with Young: could beat USC. Current ranking without Young: couldn't beat DeVry.


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"Britney Spears is making her pop comeback - by guesting on hubby Kevin Federline's debut album."
  • I'm sure you'll be thrilled to know that the first official single, PopoZao, Brazilian slang for big-butt, is available for download on music.yahoo.com.


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RIP: Grammy-Winning Singer Lou Rawls, Age 72


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"An artist who chained his legs together to draw a picture ... hopped 12 hours through the desert after realizing he lost the key and couldn't unlock the restraints"
  • And the drawing? "He brought it down with him," Ford said. "It was a pretty good depiction of how a chain would look wrapped around your legs."


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On quarterbacks making their playoff debuts (There are five this year)


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After O'Reilly-Letterman "knife fight," Juan Williams compared Letterman to serial killer John Wayne Gacy - the "clown killer"
  • Actually I think a "clown killer" is someone who kills clowns. I think Gacy was actually a "killer clown"


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Top 20 most anticipated movies of 2006


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Whatever happened to ... Androgynous former MTV VJ Kennedy
  • She now hosts a show exactly like Talk Soup, except it is about reality shows instead of talk shows.


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SAD: "The body of singer BARRY COWSILL, who was reported missing last year around the time of Hurricane Katrina, was found by police at the Charles Street Wharf in New Orleans on Dec. 27."
  • Last words on his sister's answering machine: "I don't know how to get out of town except wait for a bus ... I've been so ... lonely ... I hope I get in touch with you."


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A woman can't get all that much more beautiful than Halle Berry photographed by Mario Testino for Versace


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The Top 50 Music Videos Of 2005


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The trailer for Pizza, "A fast food comedy about life in the slow lane."
  • "Former high school hotshot and college town legend, thirty-something Matt (Ethan Embry) is now the world's oldest pizza delivery boy, filling his time with meaningless relationships and political activism that leads nowhere. Matt can't commit to anything but pizza, for which he holds an almost mystical devotion. 'Pizza is my buffalo,' Matt explains. 'The Sioux had The Buffalo; I have Pizza. It provides for all needs.'"


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The trailer for Kill the Poor
  • A documentary about the Republican party platform committee? Nope, it's about a marriage of convenience which becomes the real thing. Joe (David Krumholtz) moves his pregnant French wife (Clara Bellar) to a tenement building on New York's Lower East Side. The street is like a war zone with none of the nostalgic appeal that Joe remembers from tales of his immigrant grandparents arriving in the same neighborhood with a new life. This is the urban frontier filled with a wildly funny mixture of gentrifies, homeboys, dealers and local residents simply bent on staying afloat. Adapted from Joel Rose's novel by Daniel Handler AKA "Lemony Snicket".


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The unrated trailer for TAMARA
  • "After a teenage prank on the unpopular girl goes horribly wrong, the pranksters decide to cover their tracks and bury the body. However, death won't keep Tamara down. Returning from the grave with a new, seductive look and a motive for a revenge to match, Tamara hunts down and kills all those involved in her death.


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The trailer for Why We Fight
  • "Why We Fight," the new film by Eugene Jarecki which won the Grand Jury Prize at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival, is an unflinching look at the anatomy of the American war machine, weaving unforgettable personal stories with commentary by a "who's who" of military and beltway insiders. Featuring John McCain, Gore Vidal, William Kristol, Chalmers Johnson, Richard Perle and others, "Why We Fight" launches a bipartisan inquiry into the workings of the military industrial complex and the rise of the American Empire.


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The teaser-trailer for Stormbreaker
  • "Based on the first novel by Anthony Horowitz about a 14-year-old orphan named Alex Rider secretly trained to take on dangerous missions for the British secret service."
  • Interesting secondary cast of genre stalwarts: Bill Nighy, Mickey Rourke, Andy Serkis, Obi-Wan, more ...


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The trailers for Madea's Family Reunion
  • "Based upon Tyler Perry's acclaimed stage production, 'Madea's Family Reunion' continues the adventures of southern matriarch Madea begun in the hit film 'Diary of a Mad Black Woman'."


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The trailer for Flight 93
  • "Acclaimed filmmaker Paul Greengrass ('Bloody Sunday,' 'The Bourne Supremacy') writes and directs an unflinching drama that tells the story of the passengers and crew, their families on the ground and the flight controllers who watched in dawning horror as United Airlines Flight 93 became the fourth hijacked plane on the day of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil: September 11, 2001."


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Amother NBC affiliate mutinies over "The Book of Daniel", the show where Jesus is a secondary character. As I explained yesterday, the producers might have given him a bigger role if he had a good agent, but there are no good agents in heaven.


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"RETURNED ABRAMOFF DONATIONS ERASE NATIONAL DEBT ... Lawmakers Scramble To Shed Trillions in Tainted Cash"


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The Directors Guild of America announces its 2005 nominees
  • Steven Spielberg, Ang Lee, Bennett Miller (Capote), Paul Haggis (Crash), George Clooney


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