Wednesday, January 11, 2006

"BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BABY NAMED SEXIEST FETUS ALIVE"


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The trailer for When Do We Eat?
  • When Do We Eat?" is the story of the world's fastest Passover seder that is anything but. On this night, secrets will be revealed, fantasies fulfilled, barriers broken down and some food might be consumed. A tough-love dad (Michael Lerner) has to deal with hosting his father (Jack Klugman) who never unpacks, his wife (Leslie Ann Warren), who is intent on creating the perfect Seder, and his children who go out of their way to make the night an adventure. When one of the kids slips Dad a tab of special psychedelic Ecstasy, his visions turn him into a modern day Moses intent on leading this hungry group to the promised land of family forgiveness. Of course they're all so stubborn, it would be easier to part the Red Sea.


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"Firemen in a small Japanese town were left red-faced after a party ended in a blaze that badly damaged their station."


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National Ledger - Kevin Cheated on Britney Spears?


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Daily Show: "It's not that Dick Cheney doesn't want to hear other opinions, it's that he's allergic to dissent."


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The Daily Show's senior calypsologist, Rob Corddry, analyzes Harry Belafonte's political principles


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Daily Show: The Democrats are staging a fret-a-buster against Supreme Court nominee Sam Alito.


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Conan O'Brien's quotables for the first week of January
  • "Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for President in 2008. Trump said he'll choose a running mate and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate."
  • "The election in Iraq was three weeks ago, and officials are saying it's going to be another two weeks before they announce who won. The odd part is, the winner will be announced by Ryan Seacrest."
  • "Star Jones was recently photographed sunbathing on the beach in a bikini, reading a self-help book. The self-help book is called 'Star Jones - Don't Wear a Bikini.'"
  • "According to MSNBC, Tom Cruise spent the holidays with Katie Holmes' family, but it didn't go well. Apparently, Katie's Dad told Tom, 'I don't care what you do at your house, but under my roof, you're going to sleep in the same bedroom.'"
  • "The Washington Post reports that Vice President Dick Cheney is limping because he injured his foot. Cheney said, 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should see the old lady I was kicking.'"


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The R-rated (bare breasts!) trailer for Don't Come Knockin'
  • Directed by Wim Wenders; written by Wenders and Sam Shepard; starring Shepard and Jessica Lange
  • "During production on his latest movie, an aging cowboy star (Sam Shepard) walks away from the set and heads out on a journey of self-discovery."


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The trailer for Beowulf & Grendel
  • An epic tale based on the famous Old English poem, "Beowulf," which inspired Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings". The medieval adventure, part fable, part horror story is loosely based on the 9th century Anglo-Saxon poem, "Beowulf," telling the blood-soaked tale of a Norse hero's battle with a great and murderous troll.


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The trailer for a sci-fi comedy, Alien Autopsy


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Angelina Jolie: "Yes, I'm Pregnant. Pitt is the father, not Scoopy."
  • "Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt, PEOPLE has confirmed. The pregnancy has since been confirmed by representatives of both stars."


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Lindsay Lohan Is Not Pregnant
  • "Lindsay Lohan has been released from the hospital and is back in her home in New York. Her publicist insists the pregnancy kit was for another friend and Lindsay is not pregnant."
  • She had a friend buy and bring her a pregnancy kit in the hospital - for a different friend? OK. There's a good gift exchange. It's Secret Santa for chicks.
  • What she should have said: "I can't be pregnant. I'm careful. I only take it in the butt."


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ALITO SAYS HE HAS NO AGENDA BOOK ... Senate Democrats Skeptical of Judge's Latest Claim


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Scarlett Johansson does not want you to look at this picture.


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Alleged screen caps from the Colin Farrell sex tape


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"A website attempting to sell access to a sex video of actor Colin Farrell has been shut down"


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Chinese ban on Wikipedia prevents research, users say


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Interactive computers used in British schools to teach children to read are harming rather than helping their learning
  • I'm shocked, shocked to hear that they have computers in Britain!


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Alleged Colin Farrell Sex Tape with Nicole Narain


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2006 preview from 20th Century Fox!


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