Monday, January 23, 2006

A small and lame clip from Alpha Dog, which is now playing at Sundance


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Internet Explorer 7 leaks onto Internet


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"Two years from now, spam will be solved," Microsoft's Bill Gates said - two years ago.


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Grandpa Simpson registers his complaint about THX sound


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Unnecessary Censorship: Jan 16th


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Some clips from Big Momma's House 2


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Katie's pregnant belly.


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Lou Reed calls the script for Factory Girl,the new Warhol movie, "one of the most disgusting, foul things I've seen by any illiterate retard in a long time"
  • I'm thinking ol' Lou didn't catch that Jenny McCarthy movie last year.


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Canada, Muddled By Seasonal Affective Disorder, Votes in Conservatives


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Drew Barrymore spoofs her Golden Globes appearance on SNL


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It's official. Scientists prove that January 23rd is the worst day of the year.


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Today's copy of The Sundance Insider (Super quality, but .pdf format, if that scares you.)


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Only in America: "Buttafuocos, Fisher plan TV reunion"


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"Death of a record store ...
the famed Rhino Records shop in L.A. has its last gasp"


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Welcome To Tampa; Go Devil Rays Yankees?


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Jumbo-ass sign falls on a San Diego highway (CNN raw footage)


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Katie Holmes sex scene mysteriously missing from Thank You For Smoking


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"CRITICS BARRED FROM BUYING TICKETS FOR UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION"
  • ushers and ticket sellers have been faxed reference sheets with headshots of local critics and strict instructions not to allow the critics to see the film
  • This article is just kiddin' around, but I've heard some critics talking about sneaking into films in disguise.


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"DICK CHENEY CALLS FOR MORE HORROR FILMS TO DESENSITIVE AMERICANS TO TORTURE ... Veep praises Hostel, slams Glory Road"


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"JOLIE BLAMED FOR TROUBLED MARRIAGES OF SWANK-LOWE, BROWN-HOUSTON ... Tabloids go with stories about Chadalina and Bobbylina"


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The international trailer for Va, vis et deviens (Live and Become)
  • Set in the mid-1980s, a Christian Ethiopian boy from a poverty-stricken family is forced by his mother to pretend he is a Jewish orphan so that he has a chance at being adopted by an upper class Jewish family in Israel.
  • Click on Videos, then on Bande-Annonce


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The trailer for Church Ball, yet another underdog, misfit sports story.
  • "'Church Ball' is the story of Dennis Buckstead (Andrew Wilson) and his team of uncoordinated misfits from the Mud Lake Ward. It's the last year church basketball will be officially sponsored by the church and whoever claims this year's trophy...keeps it for life. Everything is at stake-pride, glory, honor-and Dennis is charged by the ward bishop (Fred Willard) to take his team of ultimate misfits to the final regional tourney and claim the coveted title of regional champions. Only one team stands in their way...the Crystal Hills Ward, with the always-victorious lawyers, the Bracken brothers. With the notorious Brackens standing in the way...the last game of church ball is set to be the most important and potentially biggest brawl in history - winner takes all. Church Ball - it's not how you play the game...it's whether you win or lose."


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Coming Soon now has the international trailer for the rom-com spoof Date Movie


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SADDAM DANCES ON TOP OF LIMO TO THE DELIGHT OF FANS ... Deposed Dictator Hoping to Create Media Circus, Insiders Say.


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The Da Vinci Code' will be the opening-night movie at the Cannes Film Festival in May


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Fascinating stuff! Uwe Boll: Money For Nothing. Here's what the submitter wrote:
  • "Not sure if you've seen this, but check out this link examining how Ewe Boll continues to get funding (and more and more of it). Basically, it claims that under German tax law designed to encourage investment in the arts making money-losing films actually *makes* you money in tax write offs. Yep, it's the Producers come to life, except perfectly legal and with no con involved -- except to the viewers. It's a wacky world indeed.


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Match Point, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic
  • A surprisingly serious review from the Grimy One


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OSAMA ANNOUNCES BOOK CLUB ... Madman on Collision Course with Oprah
  • This is one of Andy Borowitz's best columns. I laughed at just about every line.
  • Mr. bin Laden’s glancing reference to “Rogue State: A Guide to the World’s Only Superpower” immediately sent the book soaring to the top of the best-seller lists, inspiring the world’s most wanted evildoer to form his new club.
  • Hours after he announced “Osama’s Book Club,” hopeful authors and publishers deluged Mr. bin Laden’s cave with books, hoping to get a blurb or a mention in his next terror tape.
  • In a new tape released today, Mr. bin Laden revealed his club’s first selections, including several anti-Bush books by filmmaker Michael Moore. Other choices, however, were more unexpected, such as “Memoirs of a Geisha,” which the terror mastermind called “a sensual feast.”


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Kobe scores 81, including 55 in the second half
  • It is the second-highest total in history, behind Wilt's famous century. Kobe outscored Toronto's entire team in the second half - and by a lot! (55-41)


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This seems like small potatoes compared to Kobe's 81, but the Suns had three guys with 28 or more - and lost!


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Brilliant! "Sleepless In Seattle" trailer - recut to make it appear to be a thriller


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Latino Review has lots of pics and a poster from UltraViolet


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JoBlo.com reports from Sundance


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Film Jerk's Early Report for January 22nd covers the 51 known new movies opening in theatres or expanding their runs between Tuesday January 24 and Friday February 24


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PC Magazine reviews the most popular Torrent clients


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"The board of Pixar Animation Studios, the digital animations company, is set to meet tomorrow to approve the company's $7bn takeover by Disney."
  • The all-share deal will make Steve Jobs, the chief executive of Apple, around $3.5bn and will make him the single largest shareholder in Disney.


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This is a Google map of unprotected/open camera streams obtained from Google searches.
  • The IP address for each camera's url has been mapped to its Geo-location. There is a del.icio.us tag with the best cameras found so far. The pr0n cameras are easter eggs.


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It's time for celebrity Jeopardy. The category "The penis mightier than the sword," for $100 ... It is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with purple flecks and fences with its penis.
  • In addition to "What is Richard Simmons?", I believe the other correct question would be "What is a new species of flatworm?"


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