Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Actor Chris Penn (Nice Guy Eddie Cabot) has died in a Santa Monica residence, with no signs of foul play. He was only 43.


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"MAKE YOUR OWN VOODOO DOLL... & Watch Your Troubles Disappear"


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Mr Skin's nudity report from Sundance:

Art School Confidential: *** Sophia Myles is the nude model for Max Minghella's art class. She comes out in a robe then drops it, giving us a nice shot of her butt. Then for several minutes we are treated to a montage of her sitting on the stool being drawn. Her breasts and lovely legs are on abundant display.

Battle in Heaven: *** Anapola Mushkadiz is giving Marcos Hernandez a full-on blowjob. *** Mushkadiz gives us a brief hint of ass poking out from her outfit as she walks back upstairs. *** Mushkadiz rides Hernandez. We can see her breasts before he covers them with his hands. Then we see a good shot of her whole body riding him. (Watch for her briefly acknowledging the camera. *** We see Mushkadiz resting on top of Hernandez, still straddling him in the same position. Then there’s a more up-close-and-personal view of her butt. She then slides off so we see her lying down on her back full frontal. *** An extreme close-up of Mushkadiz’s bush after she has sex Hernandez. Then there’s a shot of their feet and we can still see her bush and his penis. The camera then pans back up and hovers over their naked bodies before she finally gets out of bed. *** The film ends with Mushkadiz again giving the blowjob and looking up at the camera. Her breasts are also visible. *** Hernandez also has sex with Bertha Ruiz from behind. We see her ass and breasts in the mirror (although it's hard to tell what’s breast and what’s fat--this is a big woman). *** Ruiz gives us a better idea when she rolls out of bed and gives us a full-frontal look at her body. *** An unidentified Asian woman stands full frontal in front of Hernandez. She leaves the room after he refuses her.

Lucky Number Slevin: *** Josh Hartnett walks in on Jennifer Miller getting banged from behind. Her breasts are exposed and shaking. She is completely nude and we get a side profile of her breasts and legs when she stops having sex to tell Hartnett it was "an accident."

Open Window: *** Robin Tunney begins making love with Joel Edgerton. He takes off her top while she's on top and we get to see several side views of her breasts. *** After she is raped and found in the closet tied up, Edgerton carries Tunney in his arms. She is wearing no pants and we see a hint of butt. *** Robin Tunney takes off her bathrobe to get into the bath and we see her breasts and a great shot of her ass as she gets in the tub.

Sherrybaby: *** Maggie Gyllenhaal is bent over with no pants on getting drilled from behind. We see her legs and rump. Then we have a great extended look at her breasts as she turns around and says to the guy, "My friend shaved it, do you want to kiss it?" *** Trying to get a job, Gyllenhaal unbuttons her shirt, exposing her purple bra, which she then lifts up to show a guy her breasts. "I'll suck your dick if you give me the job I want." *** Danny Trejo enters Gyllenhaal's hotel room and finds her wearing a t-shirt just over the top of her exposed red panties. Trejo takes off the t-shirt, showing her breasts. She then makes her way to the bed in nothing but her red panties and writhes around on it waiting for Trejo. *** Trejo takes off Gyllenhaal's top again, exposing her breasts as she prepares to get into the tub.


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Letterman: Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is A Vampire


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Osama to follow Stern to satellite radio


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Great SNL rock video: "Young Chuck Norris"


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The latest quotables from Conan O'Brien
  • Yesterday, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin caused a controversey 'cause he said that when New Orleans is rebuilt it will be a "chocolate city." Nagin went on to say that chocolate New Orleans will be protected by a system of graham cracker levees.
  • A Texas paper is reporting that lobbyist Jack Abramoff charged a client $25,000 to have lunch with President Bush. Not suprisingly, this is the most anyone has ever paid to have lunch at Chuck E. Cheese.


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The trailer from Fateless
  • Another cheery film: "a Jewish boy from Hungary struggles to survive during his imprisonment in a Nazi concentration camp."


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The trailer and some clips from The Devil and Daniel Johnston, a documentary about "talented and tormented Daniel Johnston, a manic-depressive genius singer/ songwriter/ artist, revealed in this portrait of madness, creativity and love." (2005 Sundance Film Festival, Winner - Best Director)


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Six clips from the new rom-com Imagine Me & You


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Three clips from Tsotsi
  • Set amidst the sprawling Johannesburg township of Soweto - where survival is the primary objective - "Tsotsi" traces six days in the life of a ruthless young gang leader who ends up caring for a baby accidentally kidnapped during a car-jacking.


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The international teaser for Flight 93
  • Acclaimed filmmaker Paul Greengrass ("Bloody Sunday," "The Bourne Supremacy") writes and directs an unflinching drama that tells the story of the passengers and crew, their families on the ground and the flight controllers who watched in dawning horror as United Airlines Flight 93 became the fourth hijacked plane on the day of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil: September 11, 2001.


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"NAKED PHOTOS OF BUSH AND ABRAMOFF ROCK WHITE HOUSE .. but President Still Denies Knowing Lobbyist"
  • “These naked pictures of the president and Jack Abramoff are nothing out of the ordinary,” Mr. McClellan says. “In the course of his daily schedule, the President poses nude with dozens of dignitaries.”
  • Mr. McClellan said that the American people “would have no problem believing” that Mr. Bush posed naked with Mr. Abramoff on five different occasions without actually knowing who he was, because “Our polls show that the American people think that most of the time the President is in the Oval Office he does not know what he is doing”


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UPN, WB to Shut Down
  • Programming from both will be used to launch a new network which will offer 30 hours of programming per week, mainly targeted at young and minority viewers.


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Today's Sundance Insider


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The Weekend Warrior's predictions and analysis for the upcoming weeekend.
  • He thinks Big Momma 2 will top a very weak field on one of the year's worst weekends


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This week's movies (expanding to 800 screens): The Matador - 71% positive reviews. (Kinnear and Brosnan in a dark "mismatched buddy comedy")


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This week's movies (1900 screens) Nanny McPhee - 90% positive reviews - a highly praised kiddie movie in the darker mode, ala Potter or Lemony Snicket or Wonka


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This week's movies (1500 screens): Annapolis - no reviews yet. This is the film that looks like a clone of An Officer and a Gentleman


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This week's movies (3000 screens): Big Momma's House 2 - no reviews yet, but you know the RT score will be low
  • I guess the serious Oscar-baiting period is over. The first Big Momma movie was bitch-slapped by the critics, but was a hit, and this one is predicted to open in the #1 spot, albeit on a very weak weekend.


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"Fred Barnes, the author of 'Rebel-in-Chief' talks to Jon Stewart about how George Bush has been mischaracterized."


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The Daily Show: "The British have been spying on the Russians through the delicate method of bugging a rock."


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The Daily Show: "There is no connection between Bush and Jack Abramoff besides your standard old-timey cowboy photo."


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Stephen Colbert presents this week's threatdown


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Colbert claims that we have won the war on terror


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The Daily Show: "The Democrats responded to Abramoff en masse -- it's almost like they have no role in governing."


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Useless, but cool! NASA - 3D map of the orbits of 5000 earth satellites


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Which long-time franchises have never been to the Super Bowl, and what are their chances?
  • Excluding recent expansion teams, the roster includes the Lions, the Saints, and the Cardinals. The Saints and Cardinals have won only one post-season game apiece since I was born. (1949)


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Super Mario hangs it up for good this time
  • "Penguins star and owner Mario Lemieux, one of hockey's greatest players, retired Tuesday for the second time. The 40-year-old Lemieux learned in early December he has atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat that can cause his pulse to flutter wildly and must be controlled by medication."


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Pacers to deal Artest to Kings for Stojakovic! The Pacers originally wanted the Clippers' Corey Maggette, but weren't pleased with Maggette's dicey ankle.


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Great video! European ad to try to get you to get an eye exam! (I wish America ran grown-up commercials.)


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Now you can learn to be a proctologist through home study - with the Digital Rectal Examination simulator


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Wow! The tories sweep the elections in Alberta. Some wild changes happening in the Great White North, eh?


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