Wednesday, January 25, 2006

A statistical review of a billion web pages


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"Online search engine leader Google Inc. has agreed to censor its results in China, adhering to the country's free-speech restrictions in return for better access in the Internet's fastest growing market."


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"Horse Sex Porn Candy Teens! Inside! Fresh Google search terms to confound Dubya and the FBI."


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President Bush's Remarks to National Association of Coal Miner Widows Announcing Compassionate New Survivor Benefits (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Amazing video! The U.S. government test-crashes an F4 Phantom jet straight into a wall specially designed to absorb the impact


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Seth McFarland and Alex Borstein perform a Family Guy duet live on Jimmy Kimmel


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Today's Sundance Insider


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Can you buy an AK-47 on the Home Shopping Network? I guess this is a satire. I hope it's not real.


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The Erotic (.pdf) Map of Canada, a loving tour starting at the Atlantic with Dildo, through Bare Butt Bay, and then out west to Suck Creek


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Another Mr Skin update from Sundance


The Science of Sleep *** Caitlin Higgins screws a guy on top and we get some solid glances at her terrific breasts. *** Aurelia Petit is in a bathtub, her boobs covered with cellophane. She then gets out of the tub and we can see her ass.


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David Duchovny to play the Hulk
  • "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Come to think of it, I'm kind of obnoxious even when I'm not angry."
  • That puts a new spin on the character. People be tauntin' Banner to turn him into the Hulk on purpose.


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The World Sunlight Map in nearly-real time. (I think it is updated on the half-hour)


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Another clip from The Matador


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"JENNIFER ANISTON ACQUIRES NUCLEAR WEAPON ... Ballistic Missile Could Reach Malibu, Experts Fear"
  • A Presidential aide said that there was a silver lining in the Aniston news: “If a Hollywood star was going to acquire a nuclear weapon, we should all be grateful that it wasn’t Russell Crowe.”


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The Daily Show asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately, or are you too busy attaching neon lights to the bottom of your Kia?"


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The Daily Show asks, "How can George Bush get out of an unscreened question? ... By feigning hearing loss, of course!


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The Daily Show's Dan Bakkedahl investigates the spurs, cowboy hats and tight jeans at the gay rodeo.


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Reza Aslan, the author of "No God But God" talks to Jon Stewart about the status of the "War on Terror."


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"Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of the reality show 'Survivor,' was found guilty Wednesday of failing to pay taxes on his winnings and taken straight to jail."


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Which Sports Car Are You?
  • Turns out I was a Yugo


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From our "be still, my beating heart" department: Magnum P.I. is coming to the big screen


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Dirty girls, clean cars ... a variation on The Subservient Chicken


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How to catch fish with a boat and a flashlight


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"A four-year-old British girl was stunned to receive a reply to her message in a bottle from a boy in Australia"


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101 Dumbest Moments in Business ...(plus the dumbest and smartest moves of 2005)


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Production on NBC's "My Name Is Earl" is being shut down for a couple of weeks because Jason Lee has the chicken pox!


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Sex helps calm nerves before public speaking.. full sexual intercourse offers the best results, psychologist says.
  • I think we're starting to understand a lot about why President Clinton and JFK were so much better at speechmaking than President Bush
  • As for Colin Farrell, that guy's gotta be a better public speaker than Demosthenes and William Jenning Bryan combined!


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First look at Benicio del Toro as Che!


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A large gallery of stills from Ice Age 2


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Some more of Mr Skin's nudity reports from Sundance:


Flannel Pajamas: *** Justin Kirk is eating out Julianne Nicholson. We see him between her legs from her point-of-view and shots of her breasts as she begs him to get inside her. *** Nicholson is in her bathtub naked, bent over and peeing. Kirk joins her in the tub and when she leans back we can see her breasts. *** Nicholson strips down to pink bra and panties while Kirk watches. She takes them both off and then stands full frontal up against the wall. She comes and lays down on the floor next to Kirk and we see her butt. Then we see her full frontal again in the next shot when he gets off of her. *** Nicholson lies on the bed face down with her butt exposed. Kirk kisses a scar on her butt. *** Nicholson is sitting down naked doing her makeup. We see her butt on the stool and brief breasts in the mirror she is facing.


The Hawk is Dying: *** Paul Giamatti pulls the covers partially off of Michelle Williams, who is lying naked in her bed partially curled up. We see her butt. *** Paul Giamatti imagines Michelle Williams dead in the forest. She is on the ground naked and we see her butt from behind.


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Things You Should NOT Put in a Microwave


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Abramoff fingerprints found on president's buttocks


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JoBlo does Sundance - Day #3


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Here's a fairly long excerpt from the very boring Colin Farrell Sex Tape!


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Stephen dims the lights, puts on soft music, and talks about Medicare.


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Henri Matisse biography surprise winner of British book prize


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Who owns election data?
  • "The state Division of Elections has refused to turn over its electronic voting files to the Democrats, arguing that the data format belongs to a private company and can't be made public.
    The Alaska Democratic Party says the information is a public record essential for verifying the accuracy of the 2004 general election and must be provided."


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MPAA admits to unauthorized movie copying!


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Techies try to find a way to predict the winners at Sundance


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