Thursday, January 26, 2006

Another Sundance nudity report from Mr Skin:

Wristcutters: A Love Story. A female dwarf stands with her pierced breasts exposed, lighting cigarettes for Patrick Fugit and Shea Whigham. (The credit doesn't list a specific actress, but from the looks of it it may be Bridget Powers, a.k.a. "Bridget the Midget" from The Howard Stern Show.)

Unfortunately, I can't decide whether to see the movie because the review isn't clear about whether she is an evil dwarf. The classic rule of thumb for nautical moviegoers also applies to landlubbers: "Evil, lacking height: viewer's delight. Tiny and unscorning: viewer take warning."


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The Daily Insider for Day 7 of the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL


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Letterman: Top Ten Surprising Facts About Osama Bin Laden
  • Plans to release next threatening videotape in high-definition
  • Secretly likes Kosher pickles
  • Middle name: Duane
  • Stole "Death to America" catchphrase from Fran Tarkenton
  • Got cave hooked up with Sirius so he can listen to Howard Stern


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The trailer fo Outlaw
  • "'Outlaw' is about a group of people that take the law into their own hands and try to right perceived wrongs. It's about people that are sick of being treated like they don't exist. Failed by the government and left to fend for themselves by a redundant police force, 'Outlaw' is about people that have had enough and decide to do something about it. They take to the streets and deal with the wrongs themselves. The film is the next to come from writer/director Nick Love following his successes with 'The Football Factory' in 2004 and 'The Business' in 2005. 'Outlaw' will be entirely funded by the public through a tiered payment strategy available only on the film's official site."


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Osama bin Laden Considering "Dancing With The Stars"


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Now, c'mon - if your name was Tiny Kox, wouldn't you change it?
  • Plus, take a look at this guy. He's so white and nerdy that he makes Bill Gates look like Mean Joe Green
  • The only possibile explanation I can think of is that he really has a schwanz like Johnny Wadd, and gets a chance to show it off when people make fun of his name.


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The trailers for The Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell, a indie about a post-Apocalyptic dystopia with all the necessary ingredients except Roddy Piper.


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The trailer for Evil Aliens, an offbeat sci-fi/horror film with a cynical POV


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The trailer for Duck Season
  • "Duck Season' takes you into one particular Sunday morning in the lives of two fourteen-year old boys, Flama and Moko. With their neighbor Rita and pizza delivery boy Ulises, they create their own adventures to overcome their boredom. 'Duck Season' explores the loneliness of childhood, the effects of divorce and the curious power of love and friendship."


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The trailer for Dave Chappelle's Block Party


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"CHENEY DENIES KNOWING BUSH ... Veep Putting Distance Between Himself and Embattled President"


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The movie that enters the unknown. Soderbergh's new gamble - a movie that comes out in theaters, on cable, and on home media simultaneously


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The Daily Show's Ed Helms resolves to get out of his job.


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Jon Stewart talks to Hannibal Lecter


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The Daily Show: "Bush's team can handle anything except a foundational assault on the very Constitution we rely on."


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HassleMe - set up an e-mail or several e-mails to nag yourself about stuff you forget


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"Jennifer Love Hewitt is reportedly considering posing nude in Playboy."
  • I have heard this rumor every six months since 1998. I'll believe it when I see it.


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eBay: Seattle Seahawks SUPER DOG! NFC Championship hot dog! 100% Authentic hot dog from NFC championship game!!!!!! (This item was selling for $222 when I checked)


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Oprah Winfrey challenged author James Frey over his disputed memoir, asking him on a live telecast of her show Thursday to explain why he 'felt the need to lie.'
  • I think I can answer for him. "I don't know if "need" is the right word, but my lying did have a distinct purpose. No lie = no money. Is that a clear enough explanation?"


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British people who like to indulge in energetic sex cause 350 million pounds worth of damage per year
  • The injuries include carpet burns, pulled back, twisted wrist, scratched back, and so forth
  • And those were just the injuries to Guy Ritchie.


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French police were relieved to discover the reason they couldn't crack a murder case: the woman died in the early 1400s
  • I get the feeling that real forsensic scientists can't really pin down the time of death like Jack Klugman did. Ol' Quincy, he be trying to decide whether the victim died at 11:28 or 11:29. These French guys needed weeks of study to determine that they had been investigating the death of a woman who died 600 years ago. "Yeah, the murderer could be anyone from Judas Iscariot to Ashton Kutcher."


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Silent Bob picks his ten favorite films from 2005


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For inexplicable reasons, Colbert talks to the fashion critic for the Washington Post.


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Colbert reports that Chernobyl, with all the humans gone, has become a paradise on earth.


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"Eavesdropping. Stephen Colbert debates against ... Stephen Colbert."


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Avril Lavigne recreates herself. Yesterday Grace Slick. Today Paris Hilton.


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