Monday, January 30, 2006

ComingSoon has a trailer, a featurette and a clip from the remake of When a Stranger Calls


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A concise Sundance wrap-up from USA Today


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Weekly World News offers the pope free advice on how to fix the Catholic Church.
  • Sadly, the old subscription was in the name of JP2, and the new pope has not yet subscribed, so he may never see these tips.


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Conan O'Brien's latest quotables
  • "The New York Stock Exchange has a new ethics rule that prevents stockbrokers from taking clients to strip clubs, but they can take them to Broadway shows. Which may explain the latest Broadway hit: 'Strippers in Hootertown.'"
  • Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. The first chapter talks about how you shouldn't chop down trees to make a book no one will read.


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Conan O'Brien discusses his plans to visit Finland


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"BUSH'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS TO BE SIMULCAST IN ENGLISH ... President Hopes to Reach Broader Audience, Aides Say"


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Here is the trailer for Scary Movie 4
  • Leslie Nielsen portrays a President like George Bush. As aliens attack, he's listening to a children's story about a duck, and ... well ...


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"THE 100 GREATEST DOGS OF POP CULTURE HISTORY"
  • My man, Triumph, finished #16, but Family Guy's Brian finished out of the top 25.


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Bryce Dallas Howard has seen only one episode of Happy Days


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Owen Wilson is Ellen Degeneres!
  • ... except that one of them is WAY more masculine


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The director of THANK YOU FOR SMOKING weighs in on the missing Katie Holmes sex scene. The Key points are as follows:
  • "Anyone looking for some action will be very disappointed by the twelve seconds at the end of reel two. There is no nudity. It's not even remotely sexual. It's a comedic moment with some humping in the background that is undercut by humorous voice over. If I really made this all up, I’d only be setting people up for disappointment."
  • "Oh, and we found the missing Katie Holmes footage. It was on the floor of a projection booth at Sundance. It played as part of the film on Saturday and I think everyone was under whelmed. I tried to warn people, but I guess folks want to believe the gossip."


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Here's a high quality picture of Paris Hilton's ... um ... shoes.


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The latest in the sad saga of Natasha Lyonne


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Celebrities and their houses.
  • This site is a bit dated (Pitt-Aniston), but fascinating. Check out the house of my fellow Fordham grad Denzel Washington!


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Is there still time to add some scenes to the new Pink Panther movie? Museum visitor trips, falls down a stairway, breaks three Qing dynasty vases.


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Very hot pictures of Xtina in a semi-transparent t-shirt


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The annual Electronic Entertainment Expo will enforce a ban on booth babes!
  • "Companies may have to rely on actual games to grab our attention."


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FilmJerk.com - The Early Report for January 29, 2006: Part One
  • "This week's Early Report covers the 52 known new movies opening in theatres or expanding their runs between Wednesday February 1 and Friday March 3"


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"Twins detained for loincloth outrage"
  • The USA has its road rage, and Zimbabwe has loincloth outrage.


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BOMB-SNIFFING DOGS DISCOVER GARFIELD 2
  • "FBI investigators say sequel was found just in time"


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LUCAS ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR 3 CGI-HEAVY PREQUELS TO INDIANA JONES
  • "I think I focused too much on the dialogue and acting in the last three Star Wars prequels, said Lucas. For the Indiana Jones prequels, I'm going to focus on the CGI elements and special effects to really capture the story of Indiana's transformation from an adventurous child to a full action hero."


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SPOKANE, WASHINGTON PHONE BOOK CHOSEN FOR OPRAH�S BOOK CLUB
  • "Yellow and White Pages considered safe pick"


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NEW CW NETWORK TO MERGE WB, UPN PROGRAMS
  • Shows to include “Everybody Hates Reba,” “SuperCuts,” “7th Heaven Smackdown!”


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The trailer for Iron Island
  • The titular "Iron Island" is a huge rusting tanker off the Iranian coast in which dozens of homeless families have found shelter and formed a community. The head of the ship, Captain Nemat tries to balance finding jobs, oil, food and even husbands for the poor and struggling families. He controls the "residence" with absolute power which comes to violent crisis when two young lovers attempt to defy his authority and from the increasing pressure of business interests seeking to seize the ship and evict the residents.


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Razzies announce their 2005 nominations, and Rob Schneider is lookin' good.


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Tim Story talks Fantastic Four 2


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