Monday, February 06, 2006

PayPal Prepares For a Challenge From Google


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200 pound pussy missing
  • Police seek warrant to search Roseanne Barr's house


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New event at the Winter Olympics: Norwegian moose surfing.
  • There are, one must admit, severe repercussions to global warming, but the planet-strangling heat also has its positive side. Soon there will be no more Winter Olympics.
  • I'm really gonna miss that thing where they ski for a while, then stop to bag some elk, then ski some more, then stop to write a saga about Odin, then ski some more. How do they score that thing? Does grammar count in the saga portion? "Sorry, Bjørn, you were the fastest skier, but you had the wrong angle on those lines through your "ø's"


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The musical collaboration we've been waiting for. Forget Brecht and Weill. Forget Lennon and McCartney Michael Jackson and Pope John Paul 2 - together at last


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The Fantastic Four will battle Silver Surfer and his planet-eating master Galactus.
  • That was probably the greatest continuing FF story ever, but it could be ruined if they decide to make it too light-weight and jokey. I'm not sure they can get the right tone with the existing cast, particularly given the example of the first film.
  • I wrote in my review of FF that they should have just skipped the origin and gone directly to the Silver Surfer and Galactus. Be careful what you wish for. Now I guess they will give me a chance to prove what a complete idiot I am.
  • Who could play the introspective, haunted Silver Surfer? That's a tough one. It needs someone with a Shakespearian eloquence for long monologues who can convert a sinister presence to sensitivity. Ralph Fiennes comes to mind, but I don't think this kind of movie is his cup of tea, and I can't envision him spending an entire film wrapped in tinfoil.


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Rochester Insider presents 40 Obscure Facts about Rochester, New York's favorite son, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
  • As a fellow native Rochesterian, I tip my hat to Hoffman for managing to remove most traces of the dreaded Rochester accent. Other actors to come from Rochester, like John Lithgow and Robert Forster, can't hide their broad vowels. I've been gone for thirty years and still catch myself pronouncing "loft" as if it began with the "la" sound in "tra-la-la."
  • Here's to ya, Phil. I'll eat a "white hot" and drink a "botla pop" in your name
  • (When you ask for a hot dog in Rochester, they ask "red or white?" God knows why.)


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The history of Sexual or Erotic Films, as catalogued by filmsite.org


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Samuel L. Jackson in "Afro Samurai"


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The trailer and Super Bowl spot for Mission:Impossible III
  • The web page identifies it as Mission:Impossible III - Starring Tom Cruise, presumably to keep you from confusing it with the competing version, Shakespeare's Mission:Impossible III, which stars Danny Bonaduce


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Newsweek's long article about the Titan of Truthiness, Stephen Colbert


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The trailer for Gen, an indie horror film from Turkey
  • "In 'Gen,' a newly appointed doctor witnesses a series of murders in a hospital which no one can reach due to heavy snow. Everybody is suspicious of each other and searching for the killer. In three days the hospital, which has been quiet and peaceful over the years, faces a terror that turns nightmares into reality."


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An estimated 90.7 million people watched the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Seattle Seahawks Sunday
  • 57% of all TVs in Pittsburgh were tuned in. That's not 57% of the ones on, but 57% of all of them, including the ones off.
  • I wonder that the percentage was in Austin during the Rose Bowl.


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George Clooney does impressions of Groucho Marx with his penis.
  • Clooney and I should so hang out. My penis does a great impersonation of George Fenneman.


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Bid to smuggle out cockle spat foiled
  • Unbeknownst to the rest of the world, Malaysia has been developing a critical cockle spat shortage


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This is a real headline: "Karate experts hired to control marauding parrots in New Zealand"
  • No more parrot poop on my classic T-Bird? Thank you, Chuck Norris.


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When hip-hop guys have a video shoot, they take the "shoot" part very seriously.


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Mitch Hedberg Video Gallery!
  • The strange, nervous comic died last year, still in his 30s.


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Will Virginia Madsen be the new Indiana Jones babe?
  • We've been praising Virginia since the beginning of time, so it's nice to see the world finally coming around. It's amazing that it's taken her twenty years to become a real star.


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A nice collection of comedy videos from Milk and Cookies


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Reese Witherspoon Early Favorite to Win Most Annoying Celebrity Award


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White House Staff Hit Hard By Human-Animal Hybrid Ban


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Every Super Bowl XL Commercial, hosted on Google Video


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Clerks II: Growth and gross-outs


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CAA DROPS JESUS AS CLIENT ... Cancellation of Book of Daniel leaves the Messiah without representation


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AUTO DEATHS UP 85% IN LOS ANGELES FOLLOWING SUCCESS OF CRASH ...Angelenos intentionally crashing into each other in hopes of connection, racial reconciliation


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"BUSH CALLS SUPER BOWL A VICTORY IN WAR ON TERROR ... Claims Link Between Seattle QB and al-Qaeda"


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This seems to be a complete collection of SuperBowl Commercials


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Various sexual records


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Sexual Averages - the average size of everything


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MovieJuice! turns a jaded eye to When a Stranger Calls


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Former Penthouse magazine publisher Bob Guccione has lost his fabled New York mansion for defaulting on a $25 million loan.


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Jennifer Aniston has told why she split up from Brad Pitt - they were too fuckin' HAPPY.


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According to this source: The footage cut from Basic Instinct 2 was an orgy scene.


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