Tuesday, February 14, 2006

URL says it all: DickCheneyGunClub.com


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Magic does the trick in upcoming thrillers - Hollywood is focused on hocus-pocus.


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Letterman: Top Ten Dick Cheney excuses.
  • "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"
  • "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"


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Late Valentine??? Consider Bloody Tampon Heart Earrings


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Oh, no ... Jason Vorhees Lives! ... Not only will he live, but his creator will be Michael Bay.


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Video: Conan in Finland


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Frozen Dead Guy Days
  • "Mark your calendars and don�t miss the fun! The fifth annual Frozen Dead Guy Days winter festival will be held March 10-12, 2006."


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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Deny Breakup Report (She's seven months pregnant.)


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From the mailbox ... "Hey, Scoop. How was this done?" ... (Answer: I don't know. It's a video of Sarah Michelle Geller flashing her boob in a supposed outtake from SNL. If it is a fake, it's genius!)


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Three clips from The Second Chance
  • Ethan Jenkins (Michael W. Smith) and Jake Sanders (introducing Jeff Obafemi Carr) are both passionate pastors who worship the same God from the same book--but that's where the similarity ends. White and well-to-do Ethan is comfortable in his music ministry at the media-savvy suburban mega-church, The Rock; Jake is a street smart African-American who ministers to the gang members, teen mothers, and drug addicts of the urban Second Chance. When they are suddenly thrown together in a tough neighborhood and forced to work side by side, Ethan discovers there is no boundary between the streets and the sanctuary. But can the faith these two men share overcome the prejudices that divide them to give themselves and a struggling urban church a second chance?


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Six clips from Eight Below, Disney's latest doggie movie.


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Two trailers for The Break-Up, an unromantic comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston.


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The Daily Show rags on the Olympic opening ceremony


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Jon Stewart talks to astronaut Mike Mullane


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The Daily Show's Cheney-bashing report, Part 1
  • Whittington is the first person to be shot by a sitting Veep since Alexander Hamilton


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The Daily Show's Cheney-bashing report, Part 2


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The Daily Show's Cheney-bashing report, Part 3


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Conan O'Brien Meets Finnish President


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Saddam tells court he's on hunger strike
  • Fiendishly brilliant. He starves himself to death to beat the hangman.


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Headline of the day: "Lobster in pants hard to disguise" ... unless you are George Clooney, in which case you can put Groucho glasses on the lobster, thus disguising it as your penis.


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"Police: Bus driver tosses complaining rider into traffic"


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Bode out after straddling slalom gate
  • "American Bode Miller was disqualified from the Alpine combined Tuesday for straddling a gate in the first slalom run, just when he seemed to have built a commanding lead for his first Olympic gold medal."


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Just in time for Valentine's DayViagra Cupcakes


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Various offbeat Jessica Alba pictures, as she recreates famous Hollywood moments.


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It seems that Willa Ford looks really good naked.
  • Judging from the internet response, one would conclude that getting Willa to pose was a real coup for Hef & Co.


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VIDEO: Katie Couric pooped on by birds while Roker watches and laughs


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KonoPizza? Is it a great Hawaiian snack? Nah, it's pizza in a cone.


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The Bust Doctor?


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Actor Mel Gibson adds bowling alley to his Fiji hideaway island.
  • Of course, they are talking about an "Australian-born" Mel Gibson. As I recall, the famous movie star version of Mel Gibson was born somewhere in upstate New York. "Upstate" is defined, of course, as "north of the Bronx."


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Scores' Strippers Rate Celebrity Tippers


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VP accidentally shoots Republican
  • Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday accidentally shot one of his Republican hunting companions, 78-year-old Harry Whittington, during their annual "Dirty Hippy Hunt" at a ranch just southwest of Corpus Christi.


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Letterman: Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Lame Olympics Opening Ceremony


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Six clips and the French trailer from Don't Come Knocking


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Watch the first eight minutes of National Lampoon's Pucked, starring Jon Bon Jovi
  • "Frank Hopper (Bon Jovi) is a former lawyer, long-term loser and constant dreamer - and frankly, probably just not all that bright. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he believes he's hit the jackpot. It's not long before he's working his way toward financing his dream - an all-woman hockey team. He's also put himself in debt to the tune of more than $300,000. Naturally, he winds up in court when his plan backfires."


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"HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT UNVEILS CHENEY ALERT SYSTEM ... Color-coded System Would Warn Nation of Future Attacks by Veep"


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An R-rated clip from The Hills Have Eyes


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The Smoking Gun has the first official report from the Cheney hunting accident


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