Saturday, February 18, 2006

"10 MORE COMMANDMENTS FOUND!
  • Apparently Moses was so enraged he forgot to tell the Hebrews about commandments eleven through twenty
  • "The 20th commandment is too worn away to fully read," Wul said, "but after 'Thou shalt not' the words 'war' and 'oil' were legible. It's still a mystery."


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Norm MacDonald appearing on David Letterman immediately after being fired from Weekend Update


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Rolling Stones draw 1.2 million for live concert on Copacabana beach
  • Per Guinness, this is nowhere near the record. According to the article, Rod Stewart played to 3.5 million at the same location in 1994.


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The trailer for L'Enfant (The Child)
  • "Dispossessed twenty-year old Bruno (Jeremie Renier) lives with his eighteen-year-old girlfriend Sonia (Deborah Francois) in Seraing, an eastern Belgian steel town. They live off Sonia's unemployment benefits along with the panhandling and petty thefts committed by Bruno and his gang. Their lives change forever when Sonia gives birth to their child, Jimmy. She returns home after Jimmy's birth to find that Bruno has sublet their apartment to total strangers. After an initial and promising change of heart about becoming a father and changing his ways, Jimmy becomes little more to Bruno than a potential source of wealth. Desperate for money and unable to face his parental responsibilities, Bruno sells Jimmy to a black market connection, who promises to find the child an adoptive home. Realizing the error in his actions Bruno sets out to try and undo his callous deed, leading him to a powerful personal transformation."


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Google files a formal rejection of the DofJ's subpoena. (complete motion)


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Another group to develop a passenger spaceship


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Streep tells young actresses to keep clothes on
  • And she said it with a perfect Polish accent
  • Quick, somebody shut that old busybody up
  • Actually, she's right. No actress will have to do much nudity to get famous, provided she has as much talent as Meryl Streep.


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"Actresses Denise Richards and Neve Campbell are set to team up again for another steamy instalment of the hit film 'Wild Things'."
  • At last! Scorsese's route to "best picture."
  • I don't know how this is possible. Wild Things 2 and 3 have already gone STV with different characters, and they can't go back to the original characters because Richards's character died in the original.
  • On the other hand, if they do more lesbian scenes and three-ways, I applaud this fine cinema endeavor.


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Nicole Richie in language mix-up
  • "Richie was in for a shock recently as she attempted to learn Greek. After one month of lessons, the socialite and Simple Life star realised that she had actually been studying Italian."


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Cartoon protests kill 16 in Nigeria.
  • See if you can figure out what Nigeria had to do with the cartoons.


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Amsterdam's 'Red Light' District Declares Open House. This would be the Dutch equivalent of a President's Days Sale.


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Bosnian film surprises with top award in Berlin
  • "A moving drama about Bosnia's post-war trauma and the lingering impact of the systematic rape of women by Serb soldiers during the 1992-95 conflict won top honors at the Berlin Film Festival on Saturday."


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Daily Box Office - Friday, February 17, 2006
  • Date Movie and Eight Below open 1-2, Freedomland bombs
  • #1 is probably still in play. Eight Below, basically a kids movie, may do better over the weekend


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Fans, cops wait for Stones to start it up in Rio


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Stephen Colbert celebrates the American worker


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Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay
  • A funny song for people who aren't gay but who are mistaken for one.


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Lachey Seeks Support
  • "In divorce papers, Nick Lachey is seeking spousal support from Jessica Simpson, and he wants his jewelry back."


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Letterman: Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk


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Eminem and Jimmy Kimmel play Basketball, or a similar game using a basketball.


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The legendary Star Wars Holiday Special!!
  • Terrible quality and a terrible show - but still a forgotten, rarely-seen cultural treasure.


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A script review of There Will Be Blood, a new PTA film which may star Daniel Day-Lewis. (He's not signed.)


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Wil Wheaton Wins World Series Of Strip Poker


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Historians Call for Preservation of Cheney-Whittington Shooting Site ... Loss of the Aaron Burr-Alexander Hamilton Site Is A Lesson for All


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The Daily Show: If we're gonna do the Star Wars Evil Empire analogy, the Democrats are Ewoks. At best.


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The Daily Show's Lewis Black whines about something or another


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Jon Stewart talks to big deal movie star Ed Harris


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Oldies but goodies: Charlize Theron topless at the beach


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Oldies but goodies: Uma Thurman naked on the beach


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Enough With The Brokeback Spoofs! Here's a ton of 'em.


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Slashdot - The Looming Battle Over Online Gambling


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Did Paris Hilton get some new boobs for Christmas?


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