Monday, February 27, 2006

President Bush's Remarks on Totally Safe Fire Sale of American Ports to Arab Nation We're Desperately Trying to Bribe Into Not Blowing Us Up (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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"Distillery to Revive 184-Proof Whisky"


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What was the creepiest movie moment of 2005?
  • There were four moments creepier than Bob Hoskins' nude scene


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A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed that be bounced of a window to his death
  • He was allegedly mimicking a rock guitarist


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The trailer for Think Tank, a new comedy which seems to have a similar sense of humor to Napoleon Dynamite


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Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship: Feb 24th


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Weird shit of the day: A Movie In Which Sock Puppets Do Drugs


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Diebold whistle-blower charged with stealing their confidential info!
  • "Although state law protects whistle-blowers from retaliation by their employers, they can still be criminally prosecuted
  • I don't believe there is a jury in the country who would convict this guy. I'll be shocked if the jurors don't give him a standing ovation.


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The R-rated trailer from Slither
  • Disgusting slugs and Air Supply songs - together at last


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"Boing Boing: BoingBoing banned in UAE, Qatar, elsewhere. Our response to net-censors: Get bent!"


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Wisconsin Thieves make off with $26,000 of beer


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The R-rated trailer for The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
  • "From cult author J.T. LeRoy's best-selling novel 'The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things,' comes Asia Argento's bold cinematic adaptation of the controversial story of a mother and her son living hard and fast in the dark fringes of America."
  • NOTE: JT Leroy was supposed to be a boy who started writing at age 16, and his works were supposed to be semi-autobiographical. It turned out that he never existed at all. The stories are complete fiction, and were written by a 40-year-old woman.


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Coming Soon has three new clips from the remake of The Hills Have Eyes


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BIN LADEN TO RUN U.S. POSTAL SERVICE ... White House Defends Latest Deal
  • “Osama bin Laden is eminently qualified to run the U.S. Postal Service,” Mr. Cheney told reporters. “For one thing, he’s already disgruntled.”


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'Da Vinci Code' Court Case Opens in London
  • The authors of the 1982 nonfiction book "The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail," are suing publisher Random House, Inc. over the allegation that parts of their work formed the basis of Dan Brown's novel.
  • I'm not sure how they could have any case. Many works of fiction are based on some work of (real or alleged) non-fiction. Shakespeare himself based plays on Holinshed's Chronicles and North's translations of Plutarch. As part of his research, Brown took some of their claims and wrote a story based upon them in part. It seems to me that Shakespeare's relationship to Holinshed's Chronicles is precisely the same as Brown's relationship to the litigants' book, and that doesn't sound like copyright infringement to me. It sounds like research.
  • The British courts may see it a different way, but to me it sounds like a couple of guys trying to make a fast buck because Brown's book was a financial phenomenon.


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McCloud dies at 81
  • He was a Hollywood anomaly - married to the same woman for 60 years


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Gazillions of Brokeback Mountain Parodies Brokeback Team America??


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Does Bode care about the Olympics?


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URL says it all: TheSimpsons Quotes.com
  • "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. "


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Commercial for a UK Gun Shop! (Excellent ending!)


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Study finds all Olympians find other countries national anthems stupid


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London cops find George Michael "slumped over the steering wheel of a car allegedly littered with drugs."


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SUPREME COURT ORDERS WHITE MOVIEGOERS BUSSED TO "MADEA'S FAMILY REUNION"


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NICK LACHEY MARRIES AND DIVORCES ASHLEE SIMPSON OVER WEEKEND. Nick also seeks spousal support.


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Dateline Hollywood unveils their new movie critic.


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A trailer for The Outsider, a documentary about renegade filmmaker James Toback.


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SADDAM SENTENCED TO BE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ Angry Hussein Demands Retrial


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