Thursday, March 02, 2006

Zach Braff will direct an English-language remake of 'Open Hearts'


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Springsteen to release a complete album of Pete Seeger songs - all trad folk music like Froggie Went A-Courtin' and Shenandoah


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Only hours after the invention of the robot fish, Hammacher Schlemmer introduces the Remote Controlled Robotic Shark!
  • And here's the best part: "The shark can swim up to 40 feet from its handheld remote unit - which is also submersible, allowing you to swim with your shark!"


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VIDEO: Blind Date with a Crackwhore -


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The trailer for Stormbreaker
  • "Based on the first novel by Anthony Horowitz about a 14-year-old orphan named Alex Rider secretly trained to take on dangerous missions for the British secret service."


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Four clips from Kinky Boots
  • This is official British Movie Plot #1: eccentric provincials engage in some quirky behavior in order to accomplish something worthwhile, while straight-laced people wag their fingers and go "tut-tut"
  • "Charlie Price faces the impending shut down of the Northampton shoe factory that his family has owned and operated for generations. Just when he feels that all is lost, he has a chance encounter with Lola, a flamboyant transvestite cabaret star. Lola's desire for stylish, kinky boots for herself and her colleagues provides a glimmer of hope for the factory and its employees."


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"Microsoft will introduce a search engine better than Google in six months"


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Another new clip from Dave Chappelle's Block Party


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The trailer for 95 miles to go, a documentary about Ray Romano's stand-up comedy tour.


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"Tom Hanks hosts advice DVD for this year's Oscar winners"


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"BUSH CONSIDERING EXIT STRATEGY FOR WAR ON OBESITY"


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Kid Rock says Stapp's an 'Idiot' for Losing Tape
  • "Kid Rock blames Scott Stapp for losing a sex video showing them with several strippers, but appreciates Stapp for one thing. 'What perfect timing,' Rock told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday. 'I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him.'"


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The Smoking Gun: Foxy Felkons, Part 2
  • Number two looks like the official stuck-up girl from every teen comedy.


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Boy, 12, sticks his gum on valuable painting.
  • Geez, these art people are so picky about their crap. I hope they don't find out about that time I pissed on the Pieta.


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The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes presents international galleries of girls kissing girls


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The Flintstones promoting smoking. This is a real period commercial.


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URL says it all: SmokingHotWaitress.com


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You might have missed the Charlie Brown Valentine Special, "Suck My Big Black Ass, Charlie Brown"


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Finally! Scientists have developed the world's first robot fish. Blessed be this day. And you cynics thought it would never happen. Add some laser beams, and Dr Evil will rule the world.


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IMPRESSIVE: "Assembled from 51 exposures recorded by the Hubble Space Telescope in the 20th and 21st centuries, with additional data from ground based telescopes, this mosaic of M101 is touted as the largest, most detailed spiral galaxy view ever released from Hubble."
  • Click on it to see the full-sized version!


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Two Superhero spoofs on the way
  • Zucker and his partners are developing Superhero!, while Dimension has purchased Comic Book: The Movie


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Robin Williams guest stars on Whose Line Is It Anyway?


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The Smoking Gun: Bill O'Reilly, Big Pimpin' in 1975.


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Oscars viewers to hear "bitch" in a song.
  • Unfortunately that song will be heard in a retro tribute to Mary Poppins, using the original uncensored words "You one supercalifragilisticexpialadocious motherfucker, bitch"


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Jon Stewart Visits Larry King, Pt 2


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This week's movies (2500+ theaters):Ultraviolet - no reviews
  • A linked article says: "According to a publicity source, UltraViolet, the new Sci-Fi action film starring Milla Jovovich, is going the way of Aeon Flux, and will not be screened for critics. Based on recent trends, such as Date Movie and When a Stranger Calls opening to good numbers despite not screening for critics, one has to wonder if the new trend in Hollywood will be to keep many teen comedies, horror films, and certain action films from the critics."
  • Yes, I think he is right. I've been writing the "this week's movies" links for three years, and the number of unscreened movies has grown exponentially in the past year. Of course, Hollywood could have responded to the incessant bad reviews by making movies that they were proud to screen, but no-o-o-o-o-o-o!


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This week's movies (2500 screens): Aquamarine - 20% positive reviews (but only five reviews)
  • fluff for pre-teen girls


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This week's movies (2700 screens): 16 Blocks - 53% positive reviews


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This week's movies (1200 screens): Dave Chappelle's Block Party - 92% positive reviews!


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Natalie Portman: my nude scenes would be turned into porn
  • "Natalie Portman would be happy to do a nude scene in a film - but is just worried about the consequences of it. “I would be happy to do nudity in a film that was appropriate,” she told the Times recently. “But because it’ll end up on a porn site, that’s what keeps me from doing it. If a character goes through something that a woman goes through, then I’ll play it.”"
  • Why, the poor deluded girl. To think that any webmaster would stoop so low as to place poor Natalie's pictures on their sites! I just can't imagine any human being that debased, that venal. I mean, even Hitler and Stalin never put any naked chicks on the internet.


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