Sunday, March 05, 2006

VIDEO: (Rapidshare) - Milla Jovovich or a body double shows a weirdly-lit rump in that sensitive cinema romance, Ultraviolet


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VIDEO: (Rapidshare) Brianne Davis, topless in Jarhead


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VIDEO: (Rapidshare) Stephanie Sherrin in Kids in America - parodying Phoebe Cates in Fast Times


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VIDEO: (Rapidshare) Asia Argento in The Heart is Deceitful (full frontal and rear, but distant from the camera)


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VIDEO: (Rapidshare) Asia Argento in The Hart is Deceitful Above All Things (Bare breasts at the end.)


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What was the world's first porno?


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A recap of Jon Stewart's Oscar material


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Film Jerk's Early Report for March 5
  • "This week's Early Report covers the 59 known new movies opening in theatres or expanding their runs between Thursday March 8 and Friday March 31"


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Nominees and Winners | 78th Annual Academy Awards
  • The night went as I expected until the very last moment when there was a Hollywood-style surprise ending - Brokeback lost to Crash for Best Picture.
  • Will this be remembered as the worst year in the history of Cinema? Everyone I talk to says "I like to go to movies on weekends, but I couldn't find anything to go to last year." When I ask people the best film of last year, these Oscar nominees never come up. People most often mention Cinderella Man or Batman Begins or Sin City or The 40 Year Old Virgin, but nobody has any great passion for any film in the past year except that Penguin documentary, which people genuinely loved.
  • I suppose it tells you that the right-wing pundits are actually right about one thing - Hollywood is completely out of touch with the country. In a year which many people consider the worst ever and in which the box office plunged, the people at the Oscars were patting each other's backs about what a lovely year it was. Oh, well. What could they say? Let's face it, not even Jon Stewart has big enough balls to say that the winners were the ones that didn't suck as bad as the others.


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Dave Chapelle's Block Party - as reviewed by the James Joyce of film criticism, The Filthy Critic


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The trailer for Fierce People, a film directed by Griffin Dunne.
  • Contrasting the mores of high society with the blunt savagery of primitive tribes, Fierce People takes an inside look at the upper classes, examining the darkness that lurks beneath the surface of good manners. Sporting a biting wit, and featuring charismatic performances from Diane Lane and Donald Sutherland, this unflinching drama exposes the trappings of wealth and privilege, and their overwhelming power to both seduce and corrupt.


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Borowitz:BIN LADEN TRIED TO WARN BUSH ABOUT KATRINA ... In Newly Released Teleconference, Madman Expressed Concern About Levees
  • "Elsewhere, in an ominous sign that Iraq may be sliding into civil war, Ken Burns and his camera crew turned up in Baghdad today."


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Clooney Wins Supporting Actor Oscar
  • "George Clooney was wrong. Despite claiming earlier that he wouldn't win, Clooney took home the best supporting actor award Sunday for his performance as a veteran CIA operative in 'Syriana.'"


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Weekend Box Office Results, March 3-5, 2006
  • Oscar weekend is not normally a good movie-going weekend, but this weekend was a flat-out disaster. The top twelve films amassed only $84m, compared to $109m for the comparable group last year.
  • The carry-vers performed as expected, but three major new releases bombed, finishing 30-60% below expectations
  • The only bright news was the performance of Aquamarine, a tweener movie which received generally positive reviews, and exceeded modest predictions. That was not very bright news, since it was basically a case of a film with poor expectations and average results.
  • Madea's Family Reunion held off all the newcomers to hold the #1 spot in "total gross", and it even held off Dave Chappelle to take the #1 spot in "average per theater." (Chappelle was expected to dominate this category completely.)
  • Speaking of Chappelle, the prognosticators were just too enthusiastic about his concert film. If the forecasts had not been so high, we would now be saying "Wow, this little film managed to finish second in average gross per theater." Unfortunately, he had been expected to do far better. The Weekend Warrior predicted second place overall (actual finish seventh), and $11,900 per screen (actual $5,400)




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YouTube's version of Portman's Gangsta Rap on SNL


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PIRELLI CALENDAR - OFFICIAL SITE


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Jillions of pictures from Superman Returns


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Mariah Carey kept her comeback going Saturday, picking up best album and best single honors at the 20th Annual Soul Train Music Awards.


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Razzies announce 2005 "winners"
  • "By far the worst movie of the year was 'Dirty Love,' a movie written by and starring former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy, which took four honors."
  • McCarthy also won the worst actress award, and was joined in the bad acting ranks by Rob Schneider, Hayden Christensen and (surprise) Paris Hilton.
  • Tom Cruise was chosen as the most tiresome celebrity


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Natalie Portman's gangsta rap from SNL (RapidShare)


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