Monday, March 06, 2006

Fashion Police - Red Carpet Patrol with Melissa Rivers and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn


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Business news: Cox Merges With Ucker


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Blogger Jeff Vachon said...

This is a very funny spoof story!

 

Conan O'Brien's visit to a Finnish sauna


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Four more clips of Malkovich and Depp in The Libertine


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The trailer for BLACKBALLED: THE BOBBY DUKES STORY
  • Tries to do for paintball what Dodgeball does for Dodgeball. Stars some of the Daily Show regulars


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The British trailer for Confetti (which includes nudity)
  • Official blurb:
  • A sharp and affectionate comedy featuring an ensemble of UK comedic talents, "Confetti" follows three couples as they duke it out to win a bridal magazine contest for "Most Original Wedding of the Year." The talented cast -- which includes Martin Freeman ("The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," "Love Actually," "The Office"), Jessica Stevenson ("Shaun of the Dead," "Spaced," "The Royle Family"), Stephen Mangan ("Green Wing"), Felicity Montagu ("I'm Alan Partridge"), award-winning comedian Jimmy Carr in his first screen performance and Alison Steadman ("Topsy-Turvy," "Life is Sweet") -- was afforded total creative freedom within the confines of a carefully crafted story frame. To prepare, the cast took part in weeks of intense workshops where they began the process of developing and inhabiting their unique roles.


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"Scenes" from The Zodiac, which is based on the eponymous murderer.


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Slither **uncensored** featurette
  • "Slither" is an edgy blend of heart-stopping terror, wry humor and surprising humanity from genre-bending screenwriter James Gunn, whose "Dawn of the Dead" became one of 2004's most surprising hits.


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The international trailer for The Benchwarmers
  • They're going to release a David Spade baseball movie internationally?


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The French trailer for Basic Instinct 2


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An international trailer for Click, Adam Sandler's new high-concept comedy which co-stars Walken at his weirdest.


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The trailer for A Prairie Home Companion
  • "A Prairie Home Companion is a fictionalized account of Garrison Keillor's award-winning show, which currently runs on more than 558 public radio stations. The film follows the show's cast of characters preparing for the final live broadcast on the eve of being shut down after 30 years. As passions erupt, secrets emerge and a mysterious stranger lurks in the shadows, the vigilant stage manager must hold it all together since the show must go on."
  • Maybe not as bad as it looks in the trailer. Directed by Robert Altman. One of the best casts ever assembled.


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The trailer for Mission: Impossible III


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Here's the trailer for the new X-MEN movie, THE LAST STAND


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Whatever happened to colored toilet paper? (NOTE: "Scott still makes TP in beige, blue and pink, but it can be hard to find.")


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Streisand says Bush runs a currupt dictatoriship.
  • The funniest part of it: I checked Streisand's blog, and she did finally correct it, but altered only the errors which Drudge cited specifically, leaving numberless other grammatical and spelling errors!
  • See if you can count the errors in this sentence alone: "Our congress, who is supposed to serve as the checks and balances of the executive branch of government, has completely lost their voice." Here's another classic: "The arrogance of this C student who maligns his opponents’ credibility by calling them flip floppers, is the biggest flip flopper himself!"
  • One of Streisand's arguments is that Bush is unfit to make good decisions because he was a C student!


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Keith Olbermann's oddball plays of the month


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And the Oscar for "best see-through dress" goes to: Kate Bosworth


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Behind the scenes - The Academy Awards show you never saw


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VIDEO: The shower scene in Porky's


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The filmed intro to last night's Academy Awards show.


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Police called to fight over toilet paper
  • Hey, it was the rare 3-ply! This is a real story, and the following a a quote from it. Somebody send this to Tarantino for Kill Bill 3.
  • "The maids at the Siesta Motor Lodge in North Charleston armed themselves with a plunger and mop after accusing each other of taking toilet paper from each other's cleaning carts"


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Japanese researchers extract vanillin from bull shit, thus explaining the unlikely contract between Ben & Jerry's and Bill O'Reilly


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"FOREIGN AFFAIRS MAGAZINE REFUSES TO PULL JESSICA ALBA COVER" Scientific American is considering hardlining as well.


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HOLLYWOOD PROVES IT'S NOT RACIST
  • "Most observers had expected that Hollywood would demonstrate it's not homophobic by giving its top honor to Brokeback Mountain. But in the end, industry voters felt it was more imperative to prove they are not prejudiced against non-whites than non-heterosexuals."


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Under Pressure from National Institute of Mental Health: NCAA RENAMES MARCH MADNESS -"MARCH BIPOLAR DISORDER"


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"The Academy Awards were down 10 percent from last year's ceremony, based on preliminary Nielsen Media Research ratings from the nation's 55 biggest markets."
  • No surprise there. The box office was down about the same amount from the previous year, and the biggest box office films weren't even nominated for any major awards.
  • The year can be summed up by the fact that no film earned more Academy Awards than Memoirs of a Geisha, which received 65% negative reviews, and grossed less than $60 million.


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MovieJuice! takes a satirical look at 16 Blocks


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BBC NEWS looks at America's Oscar show, says it sucked worse than the nominated films.


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