Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Fire Chief Caught On The Lamb, trying to fuck a sheep of Goats.


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Enormous crocodile thinks it might be cool to steal a tiger's kill. Wrong thought.


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95 sexy pictures of Monica Bellucci


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"Crash" Hits Theaters Again
  • Fresh off the Oscar it received for being the picture which did not suck as deep as the other 2005 movies, Crash is heading to more than 150 theaters Friday for an encore run."


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For you super-trivia experts ... Which linebacker wears #47 for the Eastern Illinois Panthers. You don't know know, but you won't ever forget again.


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Six clips from V for Vendetta, the dystopic thriller starring Agent Smith, Natalie Portman, and the always world-weary Stephen Rea. Opens NEXT Friday


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Colbert interviews Bob Schieffer


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PLEASE MEET TYRONE BANKS


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ABBA reunite for gay rights in Poland
  • Shouldn't that be "ABBA threten to re-unite if no gay rights in Poland"


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The Economics Of Prostitution


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Bonds exposed -
Superstar slugger's steroid use, day-by-day, drug-by-drug"


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Colbert says: "Things like best value, quality testing or safety ratings just ruin the post-purchase surprise."


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"Behold the awesome and terrifying power of the Da Colbert Code!" (Stephen reviews his Oscar predictions)


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Colbert's ThreatDown


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Yanni (allegedly) beats the crap out of his (ex-?) girlfriend , but in a gentle New Age way, with seashore noises playing in the background.


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Orson Welles tries to do a commercial after having apparently served a vast quantity of wine before its time


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Jon Stewart's tribute to "rugged" Old Time Westerns


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Greenlight to new series for Andy Richter
  • I'm thinking this could finally be the right vehicle for him: he plays a totally unfunny fat guy.
  • Unfortunately, I can't think of anybody who would want to watch a show about a totally unfunny fat guy, except maybe Tom Arnold.


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"FIRST DICK CHENEY JOKES ARRIVE IN IRAQ" Pentagon Hopes Merriment Will Unite Sunnis, Shiites


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Dana Reeve, widow of Christopher Reeve, dies at 44, and a low-keyed pair of lives play themselves out. I never met Chris, but he and I had a mutual friend who knew him when Chris was a major star. I never heard one bad word about the guy. The word I heard most often was "gentleman."


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This week's movies (2700 screens): The Hills Have Eyes - 75% positive reviews
  • This is the only one of this week's movies which was pre-screened for critics. Obviously, they thought the genre critics would like it, and they were right. Here are some of the comments
    • "A bleak, gripping, refreshingly non-Hollywood shock-fest."
    • "The Hills Have Eyes is unadulterated evil excellence."
    • "This remake of the 1977 Wes Craven cult classic is brutally horrific. And that's a compliment."
  • Hollywood Reporter and Variety split on the film, but Variety's negative was not very negative. In fact, Variety praised, "an astonishing and unexpected opening section."


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The Weekend Warrior looks at the upcoming weekend.
  • He thinks the three new movies will finish in ther top three spots, while Chappelle and Ultraviolet sink into the Western sky.


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So you think you know baseball? Well, here's an exclusive club with only one member. Name the only man in baseball history in the 40-20-30 club.
  • (Forty doubles, twenty triples, and thirty homers in the same year.)
  • Hint #1: Gehrig and Musial are great guesses, but wrong. Musial made 46-18-39 in the year he slugged .702, Gehrig had 52-18-47 in the year he slugged .765. Both Gehrig and Musial had other seasons with twenty or more triples. Gehrig did it once, Musial twice.
  • Hint #2: for 69 years of baseball's lifetime, the same player was also the only man ever to bat in 12 runs in a major league game. It's still a record, but now he has to share it. Mark Whiten tied the record in his four homer game in 1993
  • Bonus trivia: in the year before his epochal four homer, twelve rbi game, Whiten hit nine homers in 508 at bats. In the year of "the game," his slugging average was an anemic .423. He averaged fewer than ten homers per year in his eleven years in the majors with eight different teams.
  • Whiten does, however, hold one unbreakable record. In his brief pitching stint, he averaged 27.0 strikeouts per nine innings! In his one inning, he faced seven batters, walked two, hit one with a pitch, gave up one hit, and struck out the other three! In many years, that would have made him the Indians' ace.


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In the public domain: the sequel to the legendary "For Your Height Only," featuring the return of the 2'9" Double-O Spy, The Impossible Kid


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We knew President Bush liked ranching, but we were not aware of the natural closeness he has with cows.


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Here's the trailer for Jimmy and Judy
  • "Two misunderstood suburban kids challenge society and run from the police while documenting all of their deeds with a digital camera."
  • looks promising for nudity


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"British Bars Selling Sex Toys in Machines"


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The Smoking Gun: "Mary J. Blige is one demanding diva "


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Cool bookmark: #1 song on any date in history since 1940
  • I never heard of the song from the day I was born or my first birthday, but I remember every one from my second birthday onward.


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An episode of America's Top Model that you may have missed


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"All-Electronic Aibo Team a Hit With Iditarod Fans"
  • My one experience with the Iditerod was a major failure. I had my sled pulled by cats. It was a mess, because cats are small and you need like six hundred of 'em to pull a sled. I did seem impressive there for a while, at the starting line, when I barked "On, Puff. On you tabbies." Unfortunately, they all started running in different directions, most of them pursued by dogs from the other sled teams.


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Jon Stewart Hosts Hilarious Fake Oscar Ceremony
  • "Some of the biggest names in the film industry were punk'd on Sunday night when they showed up for what they believed to be the 78th Annual Academy Awards Ceremony. Instead, plastic 'Oscars' were handed out at random during a three-hour comedy show hosted by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart. 'You got me!' exclaimed actress Rachel Weisz at the fake after-party, where she finally learned that her award was hollow and filled with sand. Weisz appeared in a gardening-themed thriller that earned a disappointing $33.6 million at the box office--over $5 million less than The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D. The sham Best Picture ceremony honored an obscure slate of nominees, the most profitable being a gay western that was the twenty-sixth highest grossing movie of 2005. Also supposedly in the running were a film about an anti-terror assassin (#63 at the box office), a documentary about some old-time newscasters (#90 at the box office), and a slow-paced film about a writer conducting interviews for his true-crime novel (#97 at the box office)."


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Cheney confesses to having assassinated both Kennedys


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Arabs Start Beheadings at US Ports, Seize Carnival Cruise Lines


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