Friday, March 10, 2006

Remember that story about how blondes will be extinct in 200 years? Turns out to be total bullshit.


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Paul Lynde as bachelor #1 on The Dating Game!


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You've Got Mail - if the authors really understood computer lingo


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Photo Gallery - The "Growing" Legend Of Barry Bonds


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The Geography of Seinfeld


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The Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations


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Jessica Simpson Dumped by Adam Levine via Four-Word Text Message ... (webmaster making notes for future use)


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If only the story were as good as the headline. "Eva Longoria's lesbian crushes"


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Wow - that is some unscrupulous and devious sports psych-out!


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Face recognition software. Whom do you look like?
  • My #1 match: George W. Bush! #2 Kevin Kline (Do they look alike?)


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Is this Eddie Van Halen, or the crazy brother of Doctor Emmit Brown of Back to the Future fame?


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Sandra Bullock will star in a film about 'Peyton Place' author Grace Metalious


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"I'm Pregnant," Britney Reveals
  • Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are telling friends that they're already expecting a second child.


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One more reason why guys should not stop to ask for directions.


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Urban Legends: There is NO David Letterman list of Top Ten reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers.


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Jacko ordered to close Neverland


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"The BBC has got a first glimpse of the 21st James Bond movie, Casino Royale, starring Daniel Craig as the all-new 007."


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retroCRUSH takes an advance look at Ask the Dust
  • It sounds like a good movie. Of course, the important element is this: "I'd say that there's a good 4-5 solid minutes of eye popping Hayek nudity in this movie. Even some full frontal shots."


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This week's movies (3000 screens): Failure to Launch - 24% positive reviews. (Rom-com with SJP and McConaughey)


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This week's movies (one trillion screens): The Shaggy Dog - 33% positive reviews. (Actual screen count: 3501)


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This week's movies (800 screens): The Libertine - 35% positive reviews
  • "Any movie top-billed by a star as hot as Johnny Depp that somehow manages to sit on a shelf for more than a year after its completion is bound to be a stinker."
  • "...one of those supposedly daring erotic dramas that could actually work as a video touting abstinence. The sex is that soulless, that dingy, that diseased."


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VULVA Original: the authentically natural vaginal fragrance
  • I'm stickin' with Sex Panther


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Here's a tip for you youngsters who hope to become mass murderers. It's here now! The ideal way for you to store your kitchen knives.


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Getting people back into the churches: "Free Porn Weekend - Clermont Fellowship Church"


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The Colbert Report: The Enron Trial and Monopoly
  • Monopoly has given our children a vital working knowledge of the streets of Atlantic City.


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Stephen Colbert interviews former Secretary of the Navy turned novelist turned U.S. Senate candidate James Webb.


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Stephen Colbert continues his quest to become an English Lord


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"You can own an American flag that actually flew over The Colbert Report, and which Stephen wrapped himself in."


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As Iraq edges closer to civil war, Stephen Colbert gives the Iraqis tips in "Sound Advice."


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"The Daily Show's Senior Baseball Drug Expert Rob Corddry witnessed Barry Bonds try to fuck a Coke machine."


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The Daily Show: "We'll help India build nuclear reactors if their children stop crushing us in spelling bees."


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"The Daily Show's Resident Expert, John Hodgman, takes a look at India and Pakistan, which are apparently two different countries."


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The Shaggy Dog as reviewed by The Hollywoody Show with Woody Whitman


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Ten clips from Thank You for Smoking (2006)
  • The hero of "Thank You for Smoking" is Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart), chief spokesman for Big Tobacco, who makes his living defending the rights of smokers and cigarette makers in today's neo-puritanical culture. Confronted by health zealots out to ban tobacco and an opportunistic senator (William H. Macy) who wants to put poison labels on cigarette packs, Nick goes on a PR offensive, spinning away the dangers of cigarettes on TV talk shows and enlisting a Hollywood super-agent (Rob Lowe) to promote smoking in movies. Nick's newfound notoriety attracts the attention of both tobacco's head honcho (Robert Duvall) and an investigative reporter for an influential Washington daily (Katie Holmes). Nick says he is just doing what it takes to pay the mortgage, but he begins to think about how his work makes him look in the eyes of his young son Joey (Cameron Bright).


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'The Sopranos' returns Sunday after nearly two years in hiatus.


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If you really love all the details, here is the complete MPAA report which is referenced in the link just below this. (.pdf format)


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The world box office dipped 7.9% last year
  • The USA dropped 6%, to 9 billion. The overseas markets dropped 9%, to 14 billion.


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"evidence of liquid water on Saturn's moon Enceladus."
  • The water is fairly close to the surface and erupts in geyser format. (Or so they theorize.) At the moment they can't quite figure out how water can exist in liquid form so close to the surface of a world so cold.


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Celebrities share their favorite swear words.


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iBuzz - the music-activated iPod orgasm machine
  • Man! They say peanut butter and chocolate are a great combo, but can they compare to an orgasm and a Manilow song ... ?


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