Saturday, March 11, 2006

Daily Box Office - Friday, March 10, 2006
  • Despite poor reviews, Failure to Launch finishes far above the competition
  • Two other new releases finish #2 and #3


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INTERIOR SECRETARY QUITS; CITES "NO MORE ENVIRONMENT LEFT TO WRECK" Norton Declares Mission Accomplished


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Colbert's word of the day: "Do It Yourself."


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"Stephen Colbert tells Lorraine Bracco she's a poison on society."


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The Daily Show: "With the closing of Abu Ghraib, testicle electrodes dangle quietly; the hoods rustle in the wind."


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"Bruce Bartlett, the author of 'Impostor,' talks to Jon Stewart about losing his job over the content of his book."


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"The Daily Show looks at Black Republicans."


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The Daily Show's Senior Unceasing Hatred Analyst Rob Corddry takes a look at the impending civil war in Iraq.


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"Does fasting rid the body of toxins?"


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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog talks begrudgingly, via satellite, about an upcoming appearance on Attack of the Show


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Here's a tip for you youngsters - one more reason to avoid drugs and booze. 39 year old Salma Hayek and 19 year old Lindsay Lohan - which one LOOKS older?


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Cheney Rampage Leaves Americans Fearful of Entering the Woods


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"Republicans Riot over Brokeback Mountain Parody">


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A new trailer re-mix - Blue Velvet as a romantic comedy


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A cool retro-promo of Superman in general, followed by a trailer for the new Superman flick.


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"Prostitutes get own radio station"
  • "You're tuned to KUNT, and let's head up to the Kuntcopter for our traffic report."


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And they say that the theater is dead ... "Barbie doll gets live stage show"
  • "Barbie Live in Fairytopia, starring 24-year-old actress Erin Coors, will open in Ohio on 1 April and tour 80 US cities by 2008."


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A deleted scene from Basic Instinct 2 (Warning: dirty talk and Brokeback Mountain music)


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A very naughty deleted scene from Basic Instinct 2, featuring nudity from Anne Caillon and Sharon Stone


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The niece of Osama bin Laden has signed on for a reality television show about her attempts to break into the music industry
  • I suggest a single-set sitcom about her and her uncle, set in a cave, with the same appliances as The Honeymooners. She concocts all kind of crazy schemes to break into show business, while wacky Uncle Osama keeps trying to persuade her into Jihad instead. Their neighbor, an incompetent and nervous fellow named al-Norton, is always embarrassed to have to explain to Osama why he's still alive when he's supposed to be a suicide bomber.


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Walmart.com drops HD DVD titles
  • "The first batch of Warner HD DVD titles have abruptly disappeared from Wal-Mart’s Web site, three weeks after the retailer started taking online pre-orders for the high-definition discs. Consumers who had place pre-orders received e-mails from Walmart.com beginning March 8 telling them their orders had been canceled. The items 'may become available some point in the future,' the e-mails said."


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