Monday, March 13, 2006

THE CHICKTIONARY ... Your guide to understanding chick talk.


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The Chuck Norris Facts - as read by Chuck Norris!


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Rodriguez puts Sin City 2 on hold until Jolie has her baby.


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Domino's Catholic Town Shows Way to Other Fast Food Franchises


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Film Jerk's Early Report for March 13


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Chinese bodypainting


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Homer Simpson headline of the day: Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet


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Headline of the day: Organic farmer fed friend's body to pigs to steal his pension


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STONE ASKS GOD FOR FORGIVENESS FOR BASIC INSTINCT 2
  • With photographers surrounding her, Stone bowed her head before the Western Wall, and burst into tears, asking for God’s forgiveness for not only “Basic Instinct 2,” but also 2004’s “Catwoman.”


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FAILURE TO LAUNCH NOT HELPING GROWN MEN LIVING AT HOME TO GET LAID ... Research shows most 35 year-old men living with parents don't look like Matthew McConaughey, still virgins


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NBC FINALLY COMPLETES TRADE DEAL AS MATT LEBLANC IS SENT TO HBO ... Former Joey star to appear and immediately die in The Sopranos


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CONSERVATIVE TV CRITICS RELIEVED BY RETURN OF SOPRANOS ... Sopranos premiere boosts TV violence statistics, fund raising for family values groups


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DICK CHENEY DEFENDS SOPRANOS CHARACTER IN SHOOTING ... Vice-President accidentally reveals spoiler to former Gov. Cuomo


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Hollywoody reviews Failure to Launch


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The trailer for 'REVOLOUTION' (That's how it is spelled.)
  • "A violent, street-fighting, extreme-stutterer becomes a great, powerful communicator. "Revoloution" seems like just a great story, but it is the first movie in history to be structured around a shamanic ritual, which when experienced by certain audiences, creates an identification with the near death awakening of the lead character and results in radical and instantaneous transformation in the viewer."


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The trailer for Behind The Mask
  • The next great psycho horror slasher has given a documentary crew exclusive access to his life as he plans his reign of terror over the sleepy town of Glen Echo, all the while deconstructing the conventions and archetypes of the horror genre for them.


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"Pssst. Wanna see Terry Bradshaw naked?"


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CHERTOFF LOCKS HIMSELF OUT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HEADQUARTERS ... Forgets Security Code, Secret Question
  • Mr. Chertoff also declined Vice President Dick Cheney’s offer to shoot off the lock on the building for fear that Mr. Cheney might hit the Department of Agriculture building across the street.


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Britney Spears has reportedly put husband Kevin Federline on an allowance.


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MAILBOX: (important info for consumers)

Scoop,

I just bought the new release of Network (widescreen edition) on DVD. Faye Dunaway's nude scene is now lost because it is cut off from the bottom of the screen. This is a travesty and it's happening in so many films now.


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The new poaster from ShoWest!


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The Shaggy Dog, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic
  • "The Shaggy Dog is for everyone nostalgic for the sub-grade crap that Disney shoved down our throats while our parents held our heads back. It's the ultimate tribute to crappy, cheap, pointless and heartless crap."


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Some pseudo-nudity from Kate Beckinsale in Underwordl Evolution (RapidShare video clip)


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Miriam Morgenstern nudity in Sommersturm (RapidShare video clip)


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Monica Himmelheber nudity from episode 9 of Sleeper Cell (RapidShare video clip)


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Brief, dark nudity from episode 7 of Sleeper Cell - Marika Taylor and Maureena Galindo (RapidShare video clip)


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Melissa Sagemiller nudity from Episode 4 of Sleeper Cell (RapidShare video clip)


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Axelle Grelet nudity from episode 2 of Sleeper Cell (RapidShare video clip)


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Melissa Sagemiller nudity from episode 1 of Sleeper Cell (RapidShare video clip)


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film clip: Alison Smith stark nekkid in Los Anos Barbaros (RapidShare)


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film clip: Hedy Burress full frontal and rear nudity in Los Anos Barbaros


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film clip: Tomoni Miyashita topless in Marebito (Rapidshare)


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Internet blows CIA cover
  • It's easy to track America's covert operatives. All you need to know is how to navigate the Internet.


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As Internet TV Aims at Niche Audiences, the Slivercast Is Born


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